Burnley FC: Chelsea Still Aint Got No History

I woke up in a recliner that was for some reason parked in front of my front door. I guess I took the loss a little hard.

Also can't find my phone

 

Want me to call it for you?

 

England getting knocked out of the euro's early will bring the smile back to my face

 

Yeah I drank the pain away last night and woke up at 3 am to a 3 minute piss that was so long I couldn't go back to sleep after.

 

precisely because I root for an English team. The less Liverpool players play in the euro's the more their body will be allowed to rest for the coming season. I don't want fucking Hogdson anywhere near Liverpool players

 

Yea yesterday will take a little while...only because we were so dominant in the first half and took the win for granted.

 

paul joyce ‏@pjoyceexpress 6h6 hours ago
Liverpool set to sign Loris Karius from Mainz next week. £4.7m get out clause

http://anfieldindex.com/22791/look-liverpool-target-loris-karius.html

http://outsideoftheboot.com/2015/12/07/the-10-young-stars-of-2015-5/

 

Rumor of the day is that Ben Chilwell is leaving Leceister to come to Liverpool. Left back cover

 

Read that Karius is a friend of Justin Bieber... Don't know how I feel about that.

 

Brendan Rodgers to manage Celtic

 

This guy an upgrade over Mignolet?

 

The only thing I know about him is that he is friends with Bieber and he won a team of the seasons card on FIFA 16... So he had to have had a good year. I'm an upgrade over Mignolet... So I'm gonna go out on a limb and say yes he is a upgrade.

 

From everything I've seen written about him, he is a good shot stopper, much like Migs, but excels in attacking the ball while it's in the air and has much better distribution.

 

Not sure if it's been poster here before, but I love this print


https://www.etsy.com/listing/228245...allery&ga_search_query=ynwa&ref=sr_gallery_13

 

I'm not sure that is true anymore. Its like he's so bad at everything else that his shot stopping ability has been elevated by fans.

 

Don't think he is as error prone as Migs, either.

 

That is pretty badass but I am not sure I would be willing to spend $50+ on it. Maybe closer to $20.

 

Sorry dudes. Still cool to see an English club make a European cup final.

 

According to the Mirror we're selling Markovic.

 

I imagine we trim down our squad quite a bit... I wish we at least gave Markovic the preseason to see if he could contribute though...

 

If Klopp doesn't give him a fair shot then I don't know what to say. He seems like he'd be a perfect fit

 

Also, I'm going to Juarez tomorrow for the promotion playoff. If I don't post in 3 days somebody call someone lol

 

0-0 so far guys. Waiting for Juarez to score so we can do some bumps

 

Lost 2-0 on aggregate. Still alive though

Time to sign some players.

For both teams

 

Rumors have hit full swing. Just loads of shit out there this Sunday morning.

 

Go on.

 

Danny Drinkwater and Shane Long are 2 I've seen.

 

Drinkwater, Shane long, just a bunch of recycled nonsense

 

I've seen us linked with Tah and Sule which makes sense. I like Tah a lot more than Sule. Not sure he'd leave Leverkusen to come here though

 

For the love of God can we please get Allan a work permit?????

 

Karius in Liverpool to finish up his deal

Trying to get Dahoud from Gladbach which would be great. We need to buy all the central mids.

 

Sakho's suspension supposed to come down this week which is good. Gives them time to plan.

 

Dan Kennett ‏@DanKennett 2h2 hours ago
Minutes per error #Karius career every 835 mins
All LFC GK since 2011/12, every 563 mins
All EPL GK since 2011/12, every 747 mins

 

So it doesn't sound like Goetze is in the equation anymore.

 

That's fine with me. Please get another center back, central mid, and left back (not Chilwell)

 

Need a pacey winger any way... Not another 10

 

Also enjoying our shrewd business thus far.

Likely Grujic, Matip, and Karius for under £10m.

 

I'm praying that rumor of Skrtel to Beseiktas for 6 mil pounds is true.

 

He's come a long way since the £16-20 mil to City noise a few seasons back...

 

Liverpool FC ‏@LFC 3m3 minutes ago
#LFC can confirm a deal has been reached to sign Loris Karius from @1FSVMainz05: http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/222991-liverpool-agree-deal-to-sign-loris-karius… #KariusLFC

 

He's cute.

 

Our team is getting ridiculously handsome

 

If Karius signing wasn't the sign to Simon then Karius getting the 1 has to be right?

 

true but still. If someone takes #1 they probably aren't planning to not play.

Side note: didn't realize Mikel San Jose was an U21 at LFC. The things you learn on Wikipedia.