That's because Cheetahs dont even inhabit jungles. Look at this motherfucker tryna act like he like Cheetahs and doesnt even know where they live. SMH. SHAKING. MY. HEAD!
Allergies and litter box are acceptable answers. I just don't get why so many guys hate them otherwise.
Cheetahs are awesome but if I were going through the savanna and could only have one big cat sidekick, I would look elsewhere.
If you could only have one you'd have a tiger (which I also know would be your answer). It'd take anything on land 1v1 with relativr ease and have you to help him out
Well, I think it begins with them making your house smell like piss and shit. You see, that awesome girl cat you have shits and pisses in your house and it makes your house (unbeknownst to you because you are used to living in their fecal matter mixed with piss) and you smell like a fucking cat (read: shit mixed with piss). Crazy people own cats? Why, because they smell like shit and piss... Oh, your cat catches and kills little animals? Wow, how awesome! My boxer has been outside for a total of like 2 hours in her life and in that time she killed a rat, a fucking crow, and caught a baby rabbit, which I was fortunate enough to rescue and nurse back to health... That boxer is about as intelligent as your dick and yet she managed those incredible feats of strength. Your cat at its absolute maximum is the equivalent of a dog at its very minimum. "She's so independent I really love that about her!" You probably liked it when your dad showed you a bubble bath for the first time too. Minimal affection, ZERO loyalty, they smell awful, they are mostly mean, you can't do anything with them other live in their shit, feed them food that smells almost as bad as their shit, and let them live outside so that you don't have to be around them at all because you know deep down inside they are awful and disgusting little creatures that are not meant to live with or be kept as pets. You've fallen in love with the chosen pet of lonely females. Oh, but sometimes she acts like a dog it's so cute! Good, go get a dog. You don't see me bragging about my dog acting like a cat when it shits in my house and then I live in it for a week.
These people put motion detecting cameras in the Serengeti and took like 1.2 billion photos- This cheetah decided to take a selfie:
My cousin has two large domesticated jungle cats that are over 40 pounds a piece. I'm not afraid of animals but if either of those got pissed off she'd be done. They're beautiful though.
didnt we use to have an exotic cats thread. like mini leopards and shit? i would love to get a margay
There's stories from back when they'd fight big animals against each other for entertainment of tigers taking out four lions by themselves. The lions would be scared so they wouldn't all attack at once. The tiger always killed the bears, lions, etc
Pretty much the best Instagram account out there https://www.instagram.com/blackjaguarwhitetiger/?hl=en Essentially photos and videos of this guy playing with his 30+ lions/jaguars/tigers/etc. all day long. Spoiler
Team jaguar here. They can reach speeds up to 60 mph and their bite force is ~700 psi. Plus they can just chill underwater. Fucking amazing.
These have to be in the top 5, those fuckers are vicious if you do ever have the misfortune of encountering one
How awesomely terrifying would it be to be one of the guys that goes to the middle of nowhere in Africa and Asia to film these motherfuckers?
I'm team dog over house cats, BUT I'd rather have an ocelot or a bobcat as a pet before a dog. Would scare the fuck out of anyone.
is everyone pretty much in agreement that the snow leopard was the mvp from all the Planet Earth episodes?
If I had to rank Lions it would go something like this.... 1) Simba - GOAT 2) Kayan - Because my son will go on to love him like I love Simba 3) Mufasa - Just a bad ass lion. Loved his family like no other. 4. Sarabi - Momma...nuff said 5. Nala - Wanted to put her ahead of mom but out of respect just couldn't do it. honorable mention: Alex from Madagascar Cowardly Lion from Wizard of Oz Aslan from Chronicles of Narnia Prince John from Robin Hood MGM Lion Most hated Lion of all time.... Scar Spoiler 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 2Poor
No one doubts that, guys. Tigers are superior cats on an individual basis. The smallest tigers are also larger than the biggest lions (male to male and female to female)- It's a crazy comparison. And, I'm not sure how much you can learn from death matches with terrified animals. Lions are awesome in that they are different from all of the other big cats... Individually- They perform amazingly- a 280lb. female lion can kill a zebra that weighs 1,000 lbs. Together- They routinely kill elephants, and over the years their proficiency in doing so has increased dramatically- natural selection before your very eyes. They have balls like you can't imagine. The males kill hyenas for sport. Cute as cubs, pride hierarchy, all kinds of stuff.
A zebra is a fucking horse. There's dog breeds that could easily kill a zebra. Not that impressive. As long as you don't get a kill shot kick (which happens to lions occasionally) the zebra doesn't have any weapons
same here, my roommate had decided to continue the destruction of his credit by purchasing an HDTV a little before this, then PE proceeded to blow my mind
Leopard obviously just wanted to play with those Indians fellows. If he wanted to eat one you would find one of those Indians up a tree like this gemsbock.
Even little bobcats are cool as shit. Used to see them in my yard once in a while growing up. Really cool