Of course people brought kids between 8 and 10. Right in the middle of a school day too. Who are these people?
Can't imagine sitting through that glorious movie with my 14 or 16 year old. Spoiler Just too much titties and sex scenes for watching that in front of them. Was a little awkward crossing some boundaries with the 18 year old there. But I feel like we've grown from it.
My kids are in school but my town gave all of their employees off today. Weird to me for some reason.
Feel like I saw worse younger. My dad didn't give a fuck. We watched what he wanted to watch in our house.
Deadpool is worse (better) than that. I saw all that too as a kid as my stepdad was similar. We watched what he wanted. Saw my fair share of tits as an adolescent. Doesn't meaning taking my kid to it. IMHO Deadpool is beyond the level I'm taking my kid too. A buddy asked if I was taking my kid to it to determine if he was taking his kid to it. My suggestion, Spoiler If you would take your kid to a strip club (full nude variety) you could take him to see Deadpool.
I didn't think it was that bad. One strip club scene, and the sex scene hints at some Graphic stuff but doesn't show a ton
Well a few seconds of boobs on the screen doesn't bother me too much, but not really wanting to sit through a soft-core porn scene with him either.
Go watch it yourself. After, if you think it's fine for him, take him. Worst case scenario you see it twice, and that will not suck.
Spoiler He hinted toward that in an open letter to parents, but honestly, unless you're really looking, that was barely noticeable It wasn't like Dr. Manhattan in Watchmen, by any means
That was great. Perfect adaptation of the character. I wish Fox would've given this a higher budget but I understand why they didn't. With them projecting $90 million for the weekend that shouldn't be an issue for the sequel.
I can't wait to see Deadpool in other Fox Marvel properties. It's going to be hilarious when they put him in a PG-13 movie. They're going to bleep out his language. He's going to be able to hear it, and it's going to make him absolutely irate. Laughs had by all.
I'm not going to lie, I chuckled to myself just thinking about it as I read your post. Would be amazing.
I honestly might cry from laughing so hard if they do it correctly. In my head, he's casually going to drop a fuck, but it gets censored out. His response: "What in the bleeping mother bleeping bleep is going the bleep on!?!?! Oh, I see what is happening here, I'm in one of THOSE movies. Bleep. Bleep you, bleepguzzlers." *paraphrased for better writing than mine* Meanwhile, all the other characters are looking at him without any clue what the hell he is talking about, because they don't break the fourth wall and everything seems normal to them. He then spends an inordinant amount of time for the rest of the film trying to get around the censoring.
Spoiler Although it goes against that Colossus doesn't need to eat or drink in his metallic form (which I'm guessing he'll be in that form all the time moving forward), him eating cereal and being packed into the taxi had me rolling. As well as being embarrassed of seeing Angel Dust's tit
Spoiler PROFANITY 10- About 84 F-words and its derivatives, 3 obscene hand gestures, 21 sexual references, 34 scatological terms, 19 anatomical terms, 8 mild obscenities, name-calling (crazy, weird, stupid, idiot, tool, hooker, mutants, douche-pool, douche, ugly mug, fugly mug, ugly cockroach, maggot), exclamations (shut-up, wow), 2 religious profanities (GD), 9 religious exclamations (e.g. Oh My God, Oh God, God, Jesus, Jesus Christ, I Swear to God). [profanity glossary]
Well that was just incredible. Been such a huge pool fan ever since reading Joe Kelly's run with the character in the 90's, and I couldn't ask for much better out of a big screen adaptation. Bravo to all involved. All the meta humor was perfect, and it was kind of nice to have a plot with smaller stakes than the fate of the world this time. Made for a very tight, compact story that flowed pretty damn well, considering the non-linear narrative structure must have seemed at least a little confusing on paper. Gonna put on my masturbating shoes and give maximum effort tonight.
They caught me off guard when they dropped the word Cockgobbler in there... That's elite level cursing
So many reviews and comments make note of how the love story is legit/makes you care/matters, blah blah blah, and my first thought after having seen the movie is Spoiler Damn, it's pretty incredible what an extended montage about sexual experimentation means about the depth and validity of a romantic entanglement
I love that they used that, but I have a strange recollection of that song that can't be undone by even the amazingness of this movie. Visiting a buddy in NYC one time, and we were at the little bar he's drank at for ages. It's 2:30 in the morning and this Asian dude walks up beside us, says what's up, and then proceeds to sing/rap that song, word-for-word, including the first two verses. Never even cracked a smile. When he was finished, he just walked off. I can't hear that song and not laugh my ass off to this day. #drivebycoolstorybro
That collider crew missed at least one meta joke that killed it in the theater I was in Spoiler Weasel: I don't know, maybe it will advance the plot
saw it, loved it, if you didn't see it at an Alamo Drafthouse, you're missing out Allah love you Ryan Reynolds, you're one of us
just going to distance your kid right after he thinks you're the coolest dad ever for taking him to see a movie with some tits in it
They're projecting $130 million for the 4 day holiday weekend. That's higher than any X-Men opening. I'm glad they're being rewarded for taking a chance with the R rating.
Is this worth driving 30 miles and paying more to see in IMAX or is it fine in a regular theater? There's also something called Big D at a theater about 20 miles away.
Favorite line which seemed lost on half the people in the theatre was Spoiler when Colossus said lets go see the professor and deadpool responds "which one, Stewart or McAvoy?"