McKayla Maroney Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Sterling A, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    All these comments about her titties, and I'm seeing nothing.
     
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  2. dump

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    Yeah that was disappointing
     
  3. Don't Hate Me Bro!

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    Seems like she has no friends... I get a weird vibe from her IG. Anyone else? Unlike other LAM's (look at me's) it's rare to see anyone else in her pics besides her little sister.
     
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  4. UncleJesse

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  5. 1

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    I sure as hell hope she doesn't. No one to tell her, "Yeah you probably shouldn't post that."
     
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    I don't Snapchat but for those of you that do.........get on this so you can share here.

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    late af but mckaylarose is my snap chat
     
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  7. Sterling A

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    kinda crazy so far...asking people to have a tea party
     
  8. Tricky Gator

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    keep us updated
     
  9. Sterling A

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    she sounds like shes still on acid, no lie.....talking to trader joes while holding up a spiced tea box and that they should "get with it"

    *now holding up one of those spiced brooms saying she wishes you could smell through snapchat
     
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    She's a special kind of weird.

    Just make sure to post any pics that show anything worthwhile.
     
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  11. Sterling A

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    you know im up for the task
     
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    To some degree, I truly believe she "gets off" on the creeps and the comments. She definitely loves the attention.

    The reason I think that? I notice in my Activity feed on Twitter that she routinely favorites creepy dudes Tweets like this.

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    That 1 Favorite that you see it mentions on the bottom is her.
     
  13. letan

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    Do people like this not have friends? I certainly enjoy looking at her and her tits but I have no clue how I'd explain that as my phone background.

    Also lol at #inspiration. Only thing she's inspiring him to do is jerk it to her.
     
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    For sure. I looked at some of his recent tweets. Just an unabashed perv.
     
  15. orangebl00d

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  16. NilesIrish

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    makes you realize how young she really is.
     
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  17. ~ taylor ~

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    She's had no real life and is socially in middle school, except she also an 18 year old celebrity and a hypercompetitive, world-class athlete with a compulsive need for the positive reinforcement she likely never got from her coaches. She clearly a wackadoodle.
     
  18. Hoss Bonaventure

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    She can wacka my doodle
     
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  19. dump

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    Someone needs to add a Brazzers logo to this
     
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  20. ~ taylor ~

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    Wackadoodle has always been my sweet spot, so, I'm fine with it.
     
  21. CUZ28

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    nah dude. i get she's of age. and attractive. but if you tell me she is mentally stunted because of her career growing up, that's a boner killer.

    a mentally deficient chick doesn't get my motor running.
     
  22. Taco Sa1ad

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    If I were trying to explain her snapchat potential to someone, I would copy and paste this to them
     
  23. TheGrifter

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    I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."
     
  24. og

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    so you are saying there are daddy issues :gfa:
     
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  25. brahmanknight

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    :roll:
     
  26. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yeah, I mean,who would want a looney hot gymnast working out her daddy issues on their dick like it's a pommel horse?
     
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  27. Taco Sa1ad

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    Are you saying you wouldn't park your beef bus in her tuna tunnel? :edmond:
     
  28. lhprop1

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    You don't have sex with her brain.

    Unless you're a serial killer.
     
  29. TLAU

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    see a little belly forming in those tights

    hard pass
     
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  30. ramszoolander

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    That would be fairly easy to "exercise" off. And by "exercise" I mean sex.
     
  31. Sterling A

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  32. fsugrad99

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    That picture makes me irrationally angry.

    None of those dudes know how to pleasure that pussy.
     
  33. UncleJesse

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    Fixed it.
     
  34. og

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    pearl-chills down my spine
     
  35. oldberg

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  36. Sir Phobos

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  37. Moxin24

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  38. dump

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    Another good opportunity for a Brazzers logo
     
  39. Chipper>Jeter

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    Always heard it called the cracker jack. Ookie cookie is way better.
     
  40. Shinzon

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    That's just the "party belly." She just needs to lay off the beer and not mix her liquor with soda, and she'll be fine. Stick to vodka tonics Makayla.
    Or just quit delaying the inevitable and start snorting cocaine already.
     
  41. Magneto

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    Fuck
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  42. tjsblue

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    Those eyes on the girl on the far right.
     
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  43. brahmanknight

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    I never truly understood the phrase, "You get older, they stay the same age," until I hit my early 30's.

    Damned if it ain't true.
     
  44. ramszoolander

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    1, 3, 2 or you are not Murica
     
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  45. broken internet

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    A year of my salary for that yoga mat. :lick:
     
  46. Fusiontegra

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  47. dome foam

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    mckayla getting that right amount of thickness
     
  48. 1

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    Ok so where are the comments?!

    (From the creeps on her instagram, not you losers)
     
  49. Poe Dameron

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    So when does her inevitable mental breakdown and rehab stint happen?