McKayla Maroney Thread

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  1. Sterling A

    Sterling A Well-Known Member

    Ass so phat the dress doesn't even slide down to her hips when she does it :angrycorn:
     
    #1101 Sterling A, Jul 29, 2016
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  2. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    #1102 Hoss Bonaventure, Jul 29, 2016
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  3. bigred77

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    nicce
     
    #1103 bigred77, Jul 29, 2016
  4. dump

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    The butt jiggle when she does the handstand is amazing. Absolutely amazing.
     
    #1104 dump, Jul 29, 2016
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    She probably has Spanx on that helps the traction
     
    #1105 dump, Jul 29, 2016
  6. dump

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    Who has the worse voice? McKayla or SJU?
     
    #1106 dump, Jul 29, 2016
  7. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    #1107 steamengine, Jul 29, 2016
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  8. IanBoyd

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    #1108 IanBoyd, Jul 29, 2016
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  9. milquetoast

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    She must have rented those shoes
     
    #1109 milquetoast, Jul 29, 2016
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  10. TheoB

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    "Home away from home....dub room studio"

    Lol...get ready for that hit single guys
     
    #1110 TheoB, Jul 29, 2016
  11. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    #1111 Shawn Hunter, Jul 29, 2016
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  12. w2b

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    i seriously love this little whore.
     
    #1112 w2b, Jul 29, 2016
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  13. Barves2125

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    Dumplestiltskin, I don't mean to engage you in a random debate but I think you're wrong. McKayla's is much, much worse than SJU's although they're both disappointing. If you'd like to discuss this further, please tag me in a post in the Random Thoughts thread instead of this one so we don't fuck this one up any further.
     
    #1113 Barves2125, Jul 30, 2016
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  14. dump

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    After listening to SJU's snap, I agree
     
    #1114 dump, Jul 30, 2016
  15. MajorRaider

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    #1115 MajorRaider, Jul 30, 2016
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  16. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    GOOD!! That means more ass for the rest of us.
     
    #1116 1, Jul 30, 2016
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  17. El Tiburon

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    It took him 21 days to change the ambient lighting.
     
    #1117 El Tiburon, Jul 30, 2016
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  18. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Agreed. Her voice makes her sound dumber than your average slutty Instagram model.
     
    #1118 Shawn Hunter, Jul 30, 2016
  19. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Two words for you: ball gag
     
    #1119 Shawn Hunter, Jul 30, 2016
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  20. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    I looked up the pic. Says...
     
    #1120 Shawn Hunter, Jul 30, 2016
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  21. Constant

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    Good God I thought it was a hilarious joke. Now I feel bad for the guy for reasons beyond his being a MM Instagram stalker.
     
    #1121 Constant, Jul 30, 2016
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  22. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    The fuck? You can drop like 10 lbs in less than 21 if you just start eating better and exercising.
     
    #1122 Hoss Bonaventure, Jul 30, 2016
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  23. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Dropping weight that quickly isn't healthy from what I have read though. And he had a ton of pics about weight lifting, so my guess is that he has put on lean muscle and trimmed off some fat, hence why he has only lost 2 pounds but claims to have gone down one more belt hole.
     
    #1123 Shawn Hunter, Jul 30, 2016
  24. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Nah, you'll lose 10 just from getting off your ass and doing stuff and not eating garbage. Not crash dieting. That's the curse too though because people will drop that initial 10 then start slacking off. Most people go up or down 5 lbs pretty easily. I sit anywhere between 205-215 depending on what I ate, day off, boozing heavily, etc.
     
    #1124 Hoss Bonaventure, Jul 30, 2016
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  25. 941Gator

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    Bitch is strong
     
    #1125 941Gator, Jul 30, 2016
  26. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    She'd beat up POWESHOW with ease, embarrass him more than dump then
     
    #1126 Shawn Hunter, Jul 30, 2016
  27. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    But would she be able to handle your mothers indecisiveness?
     
    #1127 941Gator, Jul 30, 2016
  28. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Perhaps if the heavens and stars all aligned properly on a blood moon
     
    #1128 Shawn Hunter, Jul 30, 2016
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  29. Sterling A

    Sterling A Well-Known Member

    mckaylamaroney
    Someone in the comments said I look like I can't decide if I'm going to New York or Mexico...... and that's exactly why this outfit is me



    [​IMG]
     
    #1129 Sterling A, Jul 31, 2016
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  30. milquetoast

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    She reads her comments after all...

    She's really starting to perfect that Deborah Harry / Blondie facial look
     
    #1130 milquetoast, Jul 31, 2016
  31. Sterling A

    Sterling A Well-Known Member

    gonna make the wacko's come out even more
     
    #1131 Sterling A, Jul 31, 2016
  32. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    #1132 Constant, Jul 31, 2016
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  33. Wu

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    Of course she does, it's a big reason why he she does her thing.
     
    #1133 Wu, Jul 31, 2016
  34. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    She has a top 5 ass now. No question.
     
    #1134 Bulworth, Jul 31, 2016
  35. Nole96SC

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    Looks like an asian that just got to America 3 weeks ago.
     
    #1135 Nole96SC, Jul 31, 2016
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  36. ~ taylor ~

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    I can lose 5 pounds and a belt hole if I don't drink for 5 days.
     
    #1136 ~ taylor ~, Jul 31, 2016
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  37. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Glad to know I'm not the only one that thought she looked asian in that pick
     
    #1137 Shawn Hunter, Aug 1, 2016
  38. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit and the Seahawks.
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    Wonder what she'll do:

     
    #1138 eHo, Aug 1, 2016
  39. Sterling A

    Sterling A Well-Known Member

    FUCK
     
    #1139 Sterling A, Aug 1, 2016
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    #1140 dump, Aug 1, 2016
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  41. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    "I wanna cvm bvckets on dat azz". Who knew Rivals speak was ahead of its time?
     
    #1141 Hoss Bonaventure, Aug 1, 2016
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  42. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    I wonder what would be the first 5 keywords she would pick?

    Cum, Sit, Ass, Sniff, Facial
     
    #1142 DirtBall, Aug 1, 2016
  43. bic

    bic the way out is through
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    Isn't people talking about her getting butt implants or facial surgery/lip injections the only thing she's really gotten upset over? I'd put money on words like implant, injection, plastic and surgery being among the first she filters.
     
    #1143 bic, Aug 1, 2016
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  44. UncleJesse

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    DONKEYPUNCH
     
    #1144 UncleJesse, Aug 1, 2016
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  45. Sterling A

    Sterling A Well-Known Member

    anybody think the comments to mckayla had a lot to do with this new update from instagram?

    Hard to believe any comments to someone that famous could be worse than what she gets
     
    #1145 Sterling A, Aug 1, 2016
  46. Poe Dameron

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    fify
     
    #1146 Poe Dameron, Aug 1, 2016
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  47. Mr Bulldops

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    So this is what she was doing with her life 4 years ago

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    And this is what her life is now


    Thats quite a change when you really think about it. That slide from American gymnast sweetheart to straight up Instagram hooker. I'm sure there are no mental issues in there anywhere.
     
    #1147 Mr Bulldops, Aug 4, 2016
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  48. dump

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    I mean she wasn't really known as a gymnast but more for being a popular meme
     
    #1148 dump, Aug 5, 2016
  49. TheoB

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    Not to mention the other 4 girls either still high level Olympians (Gabby and Aly) or growing up and moving on (kyla ucla gymnast; jordyn some sort of college coaching). Meanwhile mckayla wants to be a singer....

    By the way, kyla has become an absolute smoke show
    https://www.instagram.com/kyla_ross96/
     
    #1149 TheoB, Aug 5, 2016
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  50. tjsblue

    tjsblue I was right at the time
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    That is ironic as shit as you are a popular NBA Meme right now.
     
    #1150 tjsblue, Aug 5, 2016
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