McKayla Maroney Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Sterling A, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. TLAU

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    i mean we already got the best we were ever gonna get during the fappening. we'll keep coming back in here to celebrate the demise it's almost as sweet as watching the climb especially since it's happening because of the fake plastic face horse shit girls are doing these days
     
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    I don't understand that.

    I mean Candace Swanpoel (sp?) is nothing special at all imo so I just don't go in her thread.
     
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  3. Barves2125

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    I don't know that this is correct. I think a large portion of this thread's regulars are hoping and expecting something better than the MM Fappening pics coming from her some day in the not too distant future.
     
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  4. tjsblue

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    Everyone here is for the comments to the pictures.. And the pictures second. Now shut up you assholes.
     
  5. UncleJesse

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    I am here for the good conversation first. Pictures and comments come after.
     
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  6. TLAU

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    I get that in pretty much every single hot girl thread on here people post about "she's definitely gonna do porn soon" I just didn't think anyone seriously believed that when they typed it...
    There's threads on here that are an impressive complete waste of time to enter but it doesn't stop most posters from going in there. I go into all hot girl threads hoping for the best when they're bumped. at this point seeing a bad picture and the back and forth between haters and defenders that follows is kind of entertaining. and guaranfuckingteed to happen.

    it's a win-win if you have the right perspective
     
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  7. Barves2125

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    I don't think it'll ever get that far but I do think she'll release more super risqué pics eventually.
     
  8. Mr Bulldops

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    That may be a bit of an overstatement
     
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    Birthday Cake
     
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  12. Hoss Bonaventure

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  14. TC

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    Wow guys I came in here to read about McKayla's thoughts on the Olympics
     
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    Ohhhh...snapchat. I was like, why the fuck did she photoshop that thing on her head?
     
  16. Nole96SC

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    Still looks great when she tries. That asian massage parlor hooker look needs to be gone forever.
     
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  17. dump

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    Whats her snap
     
  18. Barves2125

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    @wet4dump
     
  19. Mr Bulldops

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    I realize this was sarcasm but just the thought that someone would have come into a thread sub titled "Let's lick assholes, anally of course" for Olympic insights killed me
     
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  21. 47 straight

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    Like two virginia hams pressed together
     
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  22. SugarShaun

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    McKaylaRose is the known one but I can't recall the last time I saw something from her.

    Those are on the Good Morning America (GMA) snap
     
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    have mercy
     
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  24. C A N E

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    Looks fake... but it's real to me :idk:
     
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  25. 941Gator

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    years of butt muscle development now timely followed by improper eating.
     
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  27. TC

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    Looks like she's been training for gymnasstics
     
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    Remember when half you were hating on her like a day ago?

    Anyway....great ass Ms. Maroney. Sterling A hasn't posted any of the comments lately :embarrassed:
     
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  29. Sterling A

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    oh there coming, just takes forever. But got a lot on the way
     
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  30. Kelso

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  31. Sterling A

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    just a preview, ill do more tomorrow. They get even better trust me











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    doneduardo_ I don't what gymnast bodies you're looking at, but the ones I've seen they all have asses. Also squats do help a lot, and if you've seen her pictures from a year or so ago her ass really hasn't got that much bigger. It's probably got a lot of fat now rather than muscle because she's not training as much but still... Plus I know a couple girls that have asses similar to hers and they're not fake.... Also she's very short, that'll make any ass look big and/or fake if the person is fit.
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    • johnny1dogger I'd crawl through a football field of land mines and rattlesnakes just to sniff one of her 15 minute old farts

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  33. BP

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    is that a young Tom Brady?
     
  34. Sterling A

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    Looks like she might have fixed up them nails
     
  37. Bulworth

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    Holy fuck Moses...
     
  38. DirtBall

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    I just want to hear how laughably bad her "songs" are.
     
  39. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Who gives a shit what they sound like Imjust ant to see the videos of her dancing to them. She could twerk hammer a nail into a 2x4 with that ass.
     
  40. TrustyPatches

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    I bet you guys won't go in the Taylor Swift thread and start talking shit about her.

    Them boys will make you leave with a limp
     
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  41. Shinzon

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    So she's going full Kardashian. Guess it's time to start the pool on which mediocre, auto-tuned, hip-hop homie wifes her up first.
     
  42. UncleJesse

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    Probably Lil Romeo.
     
  43. Sterling A

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    i was thinking lil bow wow, since he retired from his huge successful career and needs to stay relevant
     
  44. Brewtus

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    Apparently there are rumors that she'll be on Dancing With The Stars whenever the next season is.
     
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    Oh I 100% believe this. Surprised she hasn't already been on it tbh.
     
  46. ~ taylor ~

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    I've always been a fan, but her face is puffed up like a Real Housewife and her butt it's suspicious. She's on notice.
     
  47. Sterling A

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  48. MANPOW

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    That's alot of jizz
     
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  49. Chicago Seminole

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    She is no Sansa Stark.
     
  50. TLAU

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    fingernails could absolutely destroy my back. i'd be okay with getting a few stitches for her