Michael Bay's next attempt to Britta peoples childhood memories: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by The Best Alive, Mar 19, 2012.

  1. The Best Alive Interfere w/ dese nuts!

    When Michael Bay was connected to a live action project involving something that used to be pretty cool it was already a given it would probably suck.

    But Michael Bay is not one to stop at simple mediocrity decided to take that one step further and trample on the basis of the fucking show itself and change everything.

    No longer will the teenagers be regular turtles that are mutated by ooze.

    No, that was too far fetched for fucking Michael Bay. His logical solution to fix that problem? now the turtles are fucking aliens. Yes, Aliens.

    Fuck you Michael Bay.

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  2. dumplestiltskin Lover of all things

    We must kill the Michael Bay
  3. HOOSINSC just a regular type dude... with a big ass dick

    saw this earlier and chose not to post it. i will refuse to admit this movie ever exists.
  4. Corch Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.

    Someone should kill Michael Bay.
  5. -Prime- New Member

    Who wants go into the deep web hire a hitman to kill him. Or we could start a petition to stop him from doing this.This is un-american.
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  6. August West AKA DUCKMOUTH

  7. Arrec Bardwin An odd crime for a Jew to commit.

    Fuck this gay earth.
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  8. BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur

  9. PAHokieinRVA #BAP #LaceUp

    Worst thing I have ever read.
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  10. dcon79 ignis aurum probat

    First, we'll have alien turtles crash land on earth and it will be BRAAAAAGGGGHHHHH

  11. OopsPowSurprise science

    what a fucking jabrone
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  12. Pelican Jack Lyner's grandson

  13. 514 Bing Bong (514)

    I refuse to like or quote a dump post, but I agree with him even though he's not old enough to grow up with TMNT.

    TMB must stop this. I will personally lead the crusade myself and take it all upon myself if need be.
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  14. Clown No relation to Clown Baby

    If you let my turtles be mutants now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
  15. 514 Bing Bong (514)

    Oh, and the CGI movie was underrated.

    Between this and the recent Miami Dolphins developments, I don't know how much my heart can take.
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  16. oldberg BB Guns and Runzas

  17. dumplestiltskin Lover of all things

    Also :golfclap: to the OP for using Britta
  18. Smee New Member

  19. Clown Baby Cowabunga, motherfuckers

  20. HOOSINSC just a regular type dude... with a big ass dick

  21. mb711 West Coast Barner

    If he can get Vanilla Ice back in this one, I'll be cool with it
  22. 3NolesFan3 There's no cure for being a cunt

    I mean, I think it's more than well documented I will watch almost anything. But God fucking damn it I cannot stand for this.

    I'll take care of this guys. Just raise some money and get me a flight to the set and I will ensure this doesn't go down.
  23. 514 Bing Bong (514)

    I will be the Sancho Panza to your Don Quixote.
  24. ATLEnergyGuy When I wanna be a superhero, I just wake up

  25. BP Bout to Regulate. DogCrue

  26. bags America Fuck Yeah

  27. dawgonit Drinkin' like a pirate do.

  28. 20/20/20/20 hoes call me mr. never wear the same thing

  29. kentucky_dawg Fan of: Georgia :\

    He's the worst
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  30. $abear Too much Bama in me

    I don't want to live on this fucking planet any longer.
  31. Fister Roboto He's learning

    What are they going to call it since they're apparently not mutants anymore?

    T.N.T. = Teenage Ninja Turtles
    T.A.I.N.T. = Teenage Aliens In Ninja Training
    M.B.F.A.I.M.G.B. = Michael Bays Faggot Ass Is Money Grabbing Bitch
  32. $abear Too much Bama in me

    Long live!

  33. Gaknight #ChargeOn


    OP got a like for Britta usage
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  35. Irush New Member

    I give up on everything.
  36. Joe_Pesci Ducks, Cowboys, Blazers

  37. Gaknight #ChargeOn

    Good this is so fucking stupid. I am raging right now and I hope Michael Bay dies a slow and painful death.

    I mean let's think about this for a second. The Ninja turtles fight using martial arts, so since they are aliens instead of fighting are they going to have like advanced weapons and shit?

    Seriously fuck you Michael Bay and fuck you to anyone that goes and sees this dumb ass movie
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  38. i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green

    so tired of michael bay/james cameron type movies
  39. admiralawesome1 New Member

    Seriously i will watch anything involving ninja turtles, but if he does this i'm joining the group traveling to hollywood to murder michael bay.
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  40. Cornelius Suttree Et in Arcadia ego

    it'll be a fun summer romp guys
  41. Jax Teller New Member

    I have frequent flyer miles you can use to accomplish this.
  42. colonelrascals ray bans and v-necks strengthen the persona

    ohaithere use the internet to find Michael bay's address so i can send him a bag of my feces
  43. The Best Alive Interfere w/ dese nuts!

    You know on second thought maybe it won't be so horrible. I mean Bay isn't directing it and maybe the Alien angle will be kind of cool. I mean hell, if they include Casey Jones it may even be kind of good.

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  44. bags America Fuck Yeah

    Shia will be Casey Jones
  45. NP13 MC OG

    fuck him

    that is all
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  46. Football Mike Tight End ---> Wide Receiver

    i think shia should do the voices of all 4 turtles
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  47. $abear Too much Bama in me

    Fuck Kony2012

    Fucking MichaelBay2012. Get the word out and let's end his reign of terror in Hollywood.
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  48. Dwight Schrute 7 out of every 10 attacks are from the rear.

    I for one am excited. Michael Bay is the Picasso of our generation.
  49. Football Mike Tight End ---> Wide Receiver

    more like the jimbo fisher of our generation

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