Michael Bay's next attempt to Britta peoples childhood memories: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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  1. The Best Alive Interfere w/ dese nuts!

    When Michael Bay was connected to a live action project involving something that used to be pretty cool it was already a given it would probably suck.

    But Michael Bay is not one to stop at simple mediocrity decided to take that one step further and trample on the basis of the fucking show itself and change everything.

    No longer will the teenagers be regular turtles that are mutated by ooze.

    No, that was too far fetched for fucking Michael Bay. His logical solution to fix that problem? now the turtles are fucking aliens. Yes, Aliens.

    Fuck you Michael Bay.

    The Best Alive, Mar 19, 2012
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  2. dump Depression Is My Life

    We must kill the Michael Bay
    dump, Mar 19, 2012
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  3. HOOSINSC Dog Crew - dip N my lip, hunting, and farting.

    saw this earlier and chose not to post it. i will refuse to admit this movie ever exists.
    HOOSINSC, Mar 19, 2012
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  4. Corch Fish are friends, not food.

    Someone should kill Michael Bay.
    Corch, Mar 19, 2012
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  5. -Prime- New Member

    Who wants go into the deep web hire a hitman to kill him. Or we could start a petition to stop him from doing this.This is un-american.
    -Prime-, Mar 19, 2012
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  6. DUCKMOUTH SOUTHERN MISS

    For Michael Bay.

    DUCKMOUTH, Mar 19, 2012
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  7. Arrec Bardwin La araña discoteca

    Fuck this gay earth.
    Arrec Bardwin, Mar 19, 2012
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  8. BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur

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    BlazingRebel, Mar 19, 2012
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  9. PAHokieinRVA #BAP #LaceUp

    Worst thing I have ever read.
    PAHokieinRVA, Mar 19, 2012
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  10. dcon79 ignis aurum probat

    First, we'll have alien turtles crash land on earth and it will be BRAAAAAGGGGHHHHH

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    dcon79, Mar 19, 2012
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  11. OopsPowSurprise lose yourself to dance

    what a fucking jabrone
    OopsPowSurprise, Mar 19, 2012
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  12. Pelican IN BATH RUGGT NOW

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  13. 514 Boogaloo shrimp and pogo sticks.

    I refuse to like or quote a dump post, but I agree with him even though he's not old enough to grow up with TMNT.

    TMB must stop this. I will personally lead the crusade myself and take it all upon myself if need be.
    514, Mar 19, 2012
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  14. Clown No relation to Clown Baby

    If you let my turtles be mutants now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
    Clown, Mar 19, 2012
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  15. 514 Boogaloo shrimp and pogo sticks.

    Oh, and the CGI movie was underrated.

    Between this and the recent Miami Dolphins developments, I don't know how much my heart can take.
    514, Mar 19, 2012
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  16. oldberg Swimming in it

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  17. dump Depression Is My Life

    Also :golfclap: to the OP for using Britta
    dump, Mar 19, 2012
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  18. Stringer Bell New Member

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  19. Clown Baby Proud Owner of John Voight's LeBaron

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  20. HOOSINSC Dog Crew - dip N my lip, hunting, and farting.

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    HOOSINSC, Mar 19, 2012
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  21. mb711 West Coast Barner

    If he can get Vanilla Ice back in this one, I'll be cool with it
    mb711, Mar 19, 2012
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  22. 3NolesFan3 Gene Williams is a fucking cunt

    I mean, I think it's more than well documented I will watch almost anything. But God fucking damn it I cannot stand for this.

    I'll take care of this guys. Just raise some money and get me a flight to the set and I will ensure this doesn't go down.
    3NolesFan3, Mar 19, 2012
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  23. 514 Boogaloo shrimp and pogo sticks.

    I will be the Sancho Panza to your Don Quixote.
    514, Mar 19, 2012
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  24. ATLEnergyGuy Yeah I like to Fuck, I've got a fucking problem



    Bom Bom Bom BOM
    ATLEnergyGuy, Mar 19, 2012
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  25. BP Bout to Regulate. DogCrue

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  26. bags America Fuck Yeah

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    bags, Mar 19, 2012
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  27. dawgonit Put the bunny back in the box

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  28. #20/20/20/20 #longsnapping

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  29. kentucky_dawg Fan of: Georgia :\

    He's the worst
    kentucky_dawg, Mar 19, 2012
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  30. $abear Too much Bama in me

    I don't want to live on this fucking planet any longer.
    $abear, Mar 20, 2012
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  31. Cholly's Angels New Member

    What are they going to call it since they're apparently not mutants anymore?

    T.N.T. = Teenage Ninja Turtles
    T.A.I.N.T. = Teenage Aliens In Ninja Training
    M.B.F.A.I.M.G.B. = Michael Bays Faggot Ass Is Money Grabbing Bitch
    Cholly's Angels, Mar 20, 2012
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  32. $abear Too much Bama in me

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    Long live!

    $abear, Mar 20, 2012
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  33. Gaknight NO'leary

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    Gaknight, Mar 20, 2012
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  34. OHW Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

    OP got a like for Britta usage
    OHW, Mar 20, 2012
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  35. Irush New Member

    I give up on everything.
    Irush, Mar 20, 2012
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  36. John James Fisher Oh Hey

    ew
    John James Fisher, Mar 20, 2012
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  37. Joe_Pesci Ducks, Cowboys, Blazers.

    motherfucker
    Joe_Pesci, Mar 20, 2012
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  38. Gaknight NO'leary

    Good this is so fucking stupid. I am raging right now and I hope Michael Bay dies a slow and painful death.

    I mean let's think about this for a second. The Ninja turtles fight using martial arts, so since they are aliens instead of fighting are they going to have like advanced weapons and shit?

    Seriously fuck you Michael Bay and fuck you to anyone that goes and sees this dumb ass movie
    Gaknight, Mar 20, 2012
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  39. i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green

    so tired of michael bay/james cameron type movies
    i am a bammer, Mar 20, 2012
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  40. admiralawesome1 New Member

    Seriously i will watch anything involving ninja turtles, but if he does this i'm joining the group traveling to hollywood to murder michael bay.
    admiralawesome1, Mar 20, 2012
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  41. Cornelius Suttree Et in Arcadia ego

    it'll be a fun summer romp guys
    Cornelius Suttree, Mar 20, 2012
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  42. Jax Teller New Member

    I have frequent flyer miles you can use to accomplish this.
    Jax Teller, Mar 20, 2012
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  43. colonelrascals Time for the Meatstick

    ohaithere use the internet to find Michael bay's address so i can send him a bag of my feces
    colonelrascals, Mar 20, 2012
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  44. The Best Alive Interfere w/ dese nuts!

    You know on second thought maybe it won't be so horrible. I mean Bay isn't directing it and maybe the Alien angle will be kind of cool. I mean hell, if they include Casey Jones it may even be kind of good.

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    The Best Alive, Mar 20, 2012
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  45. bags America Fuck Yeah

    Shia will be Casey Jones
    bags, Mar 20, 2012
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  46. NP13 MC OG

    fuck him

    that is all
    NP13, Mar 20, 2012
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  47. lsufball16 New Member

    i think shia should do the voices of all 4 turtles
    lsufball16, Mar 20, 2012
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  48. $abear Too much Bama in me

    Fuck Kony2012

    Fucking MichaelBay2012. Get the word out and let's end his reign of terror in Hollywood.
    $abear, Mar 20, 2012
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  49. Dwight Schrute 7 out of every 10 attacks are from the rear.

    I for one am excited. Michael Bay is the Picasso of our generation.
    Dwight Schrute, Mar 20, 2012
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  50. lsufball16 New Member

    more like the jimbo fisher of our generation
    lsufball16, Mar 20, 2012
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