Mike Leach goes on another great rant

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  1. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Didn't he interview for more than one job after TT before WSU? I know he interviewed with Maryland. Everyone seemed to think that the only reason he had trouble finding another coaching job was that he's an asshole and/or too weird.
     
  2. Gregor

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    "Raining mud"...awesome.
     
  3. Tony Perkis

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    I love this video.

    "We thought we were too good to play Baylor. We thought we were too good. The mighty Red Raiders, oh yeh poo poo, fuckin' Baylor. Fuck you, and fuck me, and fuck everybody."
     
  4. Arrec Bardwin

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    If he wasn't such a shitty players coach he would probably be top tier. Guy is a fucking football wizard with fucking zero tact.
     
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  5. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

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    <3
     
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  6. Beagle

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  7. Truman

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    Oh man, just when I didnt think I could love him any more.
     
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  8. fucktx

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    lol cubs
     
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  10. Zebbie

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    The best was when he said our players were too busy listening to their fat little girlfriends tell them how they great they were after we came out flat & got our asses kicked by A&M I think.
     
  11. animal_mother

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    This is my favorite of his as well
     
  12. Truman

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    Leach being a Billy Martin fan is great.
     
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  13. Daniel Ocean

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    Fuck leach nobody wants to be a pirate
     
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  14. Killy Me Please

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    I'm Straight Indians.
     
  15. fucktx

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    Arkadin
     
  16. Daniel Ocean

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    As a lifelong udub fan you can't expect that I'd like leach, can you?
     
  17. wes tegg

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    "That's dubious" killed me.
     
  18. fucktx

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    i was tagging lifelong wazzu fan ark obviously
     
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  19. Daniel Ocean

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    As a fellow dawg why would you want him in here?
     
  20. steamengine

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    He was such an asshole that whole season. Just amazing.
     
  21. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    He is a national treasure
     
  22. HOOSINSC

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  23. dome foam

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    ragers would give what exactly for him back in Lubbock?
     
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  24. The Banks

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    That was his last game he coached for Texas Tech right?
     
  25. BellottiBold

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    That had to be his longest answer all night
     
  26. Truman

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    Around the 6 minute mark there's a pretty entertaining rant about how he picks captains.
     
  27. fucktx

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    Taques
     
  28. PAHokie

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    Read that earlier. Fantastic stuff.
     
  29. The Banks

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    Nope.
    This was a 10 minute answer
     
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  30. 20/20/20/20

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    Mike Leach on why he has one captain and the game show Price is Right lead him to that decision:

    “So then I thought, all the guy really does is the coin toss. And then I decided one of the most screwed up things about this country is in order to do anything, to cross the street, we have a committee. So I figured screw the committee, we really only need one guy. And he’s gotta be smart enough to either call ‘heads’ or ‘tails.’ That’s it,” Leach said.

    “So then I thought, ‘Should I get the biggest guy on the team or the littlest guy on the team?’ And then I thought, ‘Jamal Morrow was on The Price Is Right and was fairly lucky and went to the final round and almost won the sucker.’ He was closest to the price but he was over by like three dollars. The other person’s under by like 60 dollars, but since he’s over he loses. So I figured Jamal Morrow’s a lucky guy, plus he’s got pretty good energy to him, so why not Jamal Morrow?"
     
  31. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    He's a shitty coach FYI

    But he's amazing
     
  32. Bo Pelinis

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    I really don't understand people who think he's shitty. He's been moderately to quite successful in two jobs that are bad to meh sorry tech fans.
     
  33. GoodForAnother

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    Maybe average is the word
     
  34. Bo Pelinis

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    He was Tech's Mangino. I mean look at the place since he left. He has Washington st 5-2.
     
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  35. The Banks

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    There's what 130 FBS coaches? He's better than 65 of them easily.
     
  36. GoodForAnother

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    Yawn
     
  37. GoodForAnother

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    Great work with your one double digit win season Mike
     
  38. spagett

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    And hasn't he lost to D2 teams to open the last 2 seasons?
     
  39. Truman

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    Consistently top 3 in the south, with a chance to win the conference every 6 years or so is a pretty good job at Tech.
     
  40. Bo Pelinis

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    Tech has an all time .560 record. He went 84-43 there.
     
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  41. spagett

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    I mean, that resume looks fucking amazing to me, but it's all relative I suppose.
     
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  42. GoodForAnother

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    47-33 in conference zzzzzz
     
  43. GoodForAnother

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    Yeah one time he even tied for his division. Didn't get to play in the ccg tho :(
     
  44. bro

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    84-43 at Tech is nothing to yawn at. Don't be a hardo
     
  45. Bo Pelinis

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    It's not good if you forget that tech is historically a pretty meh football program and that Washington st is even worse.
     
  46. Bo Pelinis

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    Do you remember how good the big 12 used to be, especially the south?
     
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  47. The Banks

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    How does that compare to their all-time conference record?
     
  48. GoodForAnother

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    Yeah there used to be a few great coaches who won it all the time
     
  49. Bo Pelinis

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    I mean ffs tech hadn't won a conference title since 1994 when spike dykes went 6-6 in the last dying breath of the SWC. Before that it was 1976 and before that it was 1955. Yet he tied for the conference division while Texas was still actually Texas and OU was killing it.
     
  50. GoodForAnother

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    Hell if I know. If he was some elite level coach he'd have won more games and would coach somewhere besides Wazzu and he wouldn't have so many shitty losses

    He's an amazing interview, average coach