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  1. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    I've legit never measured my circumference. Brb.
     
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  2. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  3. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    no #dicksoutforharambe in massachusetts
     
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  4. bigred77

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    no way I could get through 53 taco bell tacos without taking a dump
     
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  5. Bo Pelinis

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    Alaska - Probably related to Mountain Lion hunting. Source: the show Mountain Men
    Connecticut - Road hunting is illegal most places
    Colorado - The statute likely doesn't mean actual missiles. It means projectiles like rocks.
    Nebraska - We have mountainy type terrain in the Northwest part of the state.
    New Mexico - Not a bad idea there guys.
    Rhode Island - Open container is illegal pretty much everywhere.
    Texas - Obvious retards are obvious.
    West Virginia - Should read you can take it home without purchasing a tag.
    Wyoming - Lots of rural places allow school permits at 15 and school learner's permits at 14.
     
  6. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Michigan seems like it would be broken a lot
     
  7. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    We used to have that law in NJ, car dealers (new or used) just weren't open on Sundays and the DMV wouldn't let you change the title if your paperwork said it was bought on a Sunday (if you bought it privately).
     
  8. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin La AraƱa Discoteca
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    It says unopened
     
  9. Bo Pelinis

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    Be nice to the delivery guy. It's not his fault he can't read.
     
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  10. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Apparently we bone a lot in our cars here in VA, that's how classy folk go about their business.
     
  11. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Rhode Island can't drive with an unopened beer? How are you supposed to take it home from the grocery store? Just supposed to walk it home?
     
  12. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    Mountain Lions aren't in Alaska outside a reported sighting or two a year.
     
  13. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot butt tuck zoomies
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    Fuck this state

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  14. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    I've got a legal knife (sold in VA at a chain hardware store) that opens just as quick as an auto-opening knife.
     
  15. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot butt tuck zoomies
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    The manual & assisted ones are just as quick, I just want one of these retarded lawmakers to explain to me their logic of banning autos.
     
  16. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Map designed to rustle jimmies
     
  17. bigred77

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    some of those are kinda sad
     
  18. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    devine
     
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  19. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Memphis > Tennessee
     
  20. Sterling A

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  21. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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  22. Can I Spliff it

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    Boston drivers are aggressive as fuck, what the hell
     
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    https://blog.automatic.com/where-are-the-most-aggressive-drivers-in-america-40e65cb4b09d#.5p8hhj6zi

     
  24. Nostradumass

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    Atlanta traffic is basically Thunderdome.
     
  25. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    This is true in Portland. If roads merge you might as well take a nap because everybody has zero idea how to merge with traffic while continuing to drive.

    On my way home from work a guy on a 6 lane highway was going 40 and nobody was honking. Most cities he would be not moving because somebody would have run him off the road.
     
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  26. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    What the fuck is going on in Phoenix?
     
  27. VaxRule

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    Old people are shitty drivers.
     
  28. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    All that heat has to get on people's nerves too, I would imagine.
     
  29. The Hotch

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    I can guarantee you Tucson drivers aren't the most aggressive... Might be least aggressive. Tons of drivers that are either retired or are unemployed/aimless/have zero sense of urgency driving at/below speed limit in left lane.

    Edit: I guess that breeds aggression but it doesn't show in commute times and there are FAR worse cities aggression-wise than Tucson.
     
  30. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Which makes people that actually want to get somewhere drive aggressively.
     
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  31. The Hotch

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    Right, very true - but Tucson nowhere near the top of the list. I lived in San Diego for three years and SD blows Tucson out of the water when it comes to aggressive driving.
     
  32. Weedlord420

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    Hawaiian drivers are fucking infuriating with how passive and slow they drive
     
  33. Nostradumass

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    That city should not exist. It is a monument to man's arrogance.
     
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  34. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    lol I changed planes there this afternoon and on final approach the guy next to me looked out the window and asked, "why would anyone ever live here?" and I had no answer
     
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  35. VaxRule

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    That's Vegas
     
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  36. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  37. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  38. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    Taiwan #1
     
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  39. MA

    MA Surprisingly normal looking
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  40. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  41. Wicket

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    yeah, this is what happens when people get older and retirement age doesnt move along
     
  42. leroi

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    i'm not sure how you figure that. all other factors equal, if people work longer and don't retire, that should increase the labor participation rate, not decrease it.


    i interpret this chart as a combination of factors -- more women in the workplace, lower demand for the sort of manual labor jobs men perform.
     
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  43. Wicket

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    people get older and retire at the same age. way more pensioners in that group. thats at lesat 90% of the effect you see
     
  44. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  45. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Pppfffttt that's all the jobs the illegals took
     
  46. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  47. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Nothing like using Sears as your standard in 2016.
     
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