The Official Plane Crash Thread

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  1. Clown Baby

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    "I got two tickets for the Beatles reunion. Well, not the real Beatles but Paul, George, Ringo, and with Eric Clapton filling in for John. You in?"

    "Ehhhhhhhhh. No. Not a Clapton fan."
     
    #51 Clown Baby, Jul 29, 2015
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  2. Bankz

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    I'm not a beatles fan so I wouldn't go
     
    #52 Bankz, Jul 29, 2015
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  3. PhupaPhever

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    #53 PhupaPhever, Jul 29, 2015
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  4. spagett

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    Oh would ya look at that
     
    #54 spagett, Jul 29, 2015
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  5. Pelican

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    #55 Pelican, Jul 29, 2015
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    Space debris
     
    #56 HotMic, Jul 29, 2015
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  7. wes tegg

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    Well, are there any other wings missing?!
     
    #57 wes tegg, Jul 29, 2015
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  8. Nole96SC

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    Boeing probably been dumping defective parts in the ocean off Charleston for years. Something finally washed up imo.
     
    #58 Nole96SC, Jul 29, 2015
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  9. dvnasty

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    here for the jokes n such
     
    #59 dvnasty, Jul 29, 2015
  10. Arkadin

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    Everyone knows they don't build 777s in charleston
     
    #60 Arkadin, Jul 29, 2015
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  11. spagett

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    Totally
     
    #61 spagett, Jul 29, 2015
  12. DelapThrows

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    :whyioughta:
     
    #62 DelapThrows, Jul 29, 2015
  13. EdmondDantes

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    Yep its an airplane wing alright
     
    #63 EdmondDantes, Jul 29, 2015
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  14. One Two

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    Thank God someone saved the IKEA assembly instructions.
     
    #64 One Two, Jul 29, 2015
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  15. Nole96SC

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    There is no place for facts in joke making.
     
    #65 Nole96SC, Jul 29, 2015
  16. kslim

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    Jail changes people
     
    #66 kslim, Jul 29, 2015
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  17. Lyrtch

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    nice to see the guy verifying the fappening pics is still getting work
     
    #67 Lyrtch, Jul 29, 2015
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  18. PeteTopKevinBottom

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    User EdmondDantes must've taken the Masters course: identifying airplane wings.

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    #68 PeteTopKevinBottom, Jul 29, 2015
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  19. Icculus is a Bammer

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    I TOLD YALL. YOU WOULDNT LISTEN IN THE OLD THREAD. THE MARKS ON THE PIECE OF MH370 INDICATE FRIENDLY FIRE. YOU SIMPLE FUCKS FOR DOUBTING ME
     
    #69 Icculus is a Bammer, Jul 29, 2015
  20. Beachy Toast

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    :huh:
     
    #70 Beachy Toast, Jul 29, 2015
  21. je ne suis pas ici

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    Its a match
     
    #71 je ne suis pas ici, Jul 30, 2015
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  22. prerecordedlive

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  23. Tobias

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    one of my favorite past times is to sit in my rocking chair on the deck with a drink and watch it rain
     
    #73 Tobias, Jul 30, 2015
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  24. Doug

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    Well I guess we can say for certain where the plane is now...

     
    #74 Doug, Jul 30, 2015
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  25. DelapThrows

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    I love a good thunderstorm more than just about anything else.
     
    #75 DelapThrows, Jul 30, 2015
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  26. Tobias

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    idk if this makes me old.

    it is tough to beat a thunderstorm, drink, good book, bluegrass music and rocking chair on a deck

    19 yr old me would slap 24 yr old me for finding that to be a fun night
     
    #76 Tobias, Jul 30, 2015
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  27. DelapThrows

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    19 yr old you sounds lame. I would hang out with 24 yr old you.
     
    #77 DelapThrows, Jul 30, 2015
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  28. BuckeyeRiot

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    One of my only regrets with marrying my wife is that she gets freaked out by thunderstorms and won't let me sleep with the window open during them.
    :feelsbadman:
     
    #78 BuckeyeRiot, Jul 30, 2015
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  29. Tobias

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    we could just sit out there in silence watching it rain :ohgosh:
     
    #79 Tobias, Jul 30, 2015
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  30. Iron Mickey

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    24 yo him is pretty lame too. give it time.
     
    #80 Iron Mickey, Jul 30, 2015
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  31. Iron Mickey

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    is she a canine
     
    #81 Iron Mickey, Jul 30, 2015
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  32. prerecordedlive

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    #82 prerecordedlive, Jul 30, 2015
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  33. BuckeyeRiot

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    She's terrified of tornados and has nightmares about them. She's a big ole chicken.
     
    #83 BuckeyeRiot, Jul 30, 2015
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  34. Tobias

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    #84 Tobias, Jul 30, 2015
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  35. Tobias

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    watching an episode of jeopardy is something i enjoy immensely

    the simple things in life are the way to go
     
    #85 Tobias, Jul 30, 2015
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  36. Fidelio

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    we need another vanishing plane
     
    #86 Fidelio, Jul 30, 2015
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  37. DelapThrows

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    An ideal day would involve some Jeopardy, a thunderstorm, maybe a game of Risk, some re-watching of Community/TheOffice/Parks/AD, some Dr. Pepper, and fixing something around the house while listening to some Lyle Lovett (or the new Brandon Flowers record, which I'm in love with)
     
    #87 DelapThrows, Jul 30, 2015
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  38. Nole0515

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    I have dreams of dying in a tornado a couple times a month. Im not afraid of storms though.
     
    #88 Nole0515, Jul 30, 2015
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  39. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    I didn't think I would like that BF record but he killed it.
     
    #89 Iron Mickey, Jul 30, 2015
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  40. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    #90 Fancy, Jul 30, 2015
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  41. Tobias

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    replace dr pepper with bourbon and baby you've got a stew going
     
    #91 Tobias, Jul 30, 2015
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  42. Iron Mickey

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    tobias you're out of your element
     
    #92 Iron Mickey, Jul 30, 2015
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  43. Tobias

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    i h8 u
     
    #93 Tobias, Jul 30, 2015
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  44. DelapThrows

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    I'm your TMB Mormon friend... you have IRL Mormon friends, yeah?
     
    #94 DelapThrows, Jul 30, 2015
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  45. Tobias

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    i knew you were mormon and knew why you said dr pepper instead of alcohol

    gosh i was referring to a personal stew
     
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  46. Redav

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    I thought Mormon's couldn't drink caffeine?
     
    #96 Redav, Jul 30, 2015
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  47. Barves2125

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    I wish I had a nice porch (screened or open) to sit on and enjoy a drink during a storm. One of my absolute favorite ways to pass time.
     
    #97 Barves2125, Jul 30, 2015
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  48. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    those are good burgers, Mickey
     
    #98 Fancy, Jul 30, 2015
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  49. One Two

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    They find a wing from the plane involved in one of the greatest aviation mysteries of all time thousands of miles from where they think it crashed and you motherfuckers are talking about enjoying mundane shit and chores.

    love watching a thunderstorm roll in. Earliest memories involve watching storms roll in with my parents in the backyard when I was 4 or 5 years old. Got a nice porch now and it's hard to beat that moment when the first cool winds rush in as the storm approaches, cold beverage in hand of course.

    Also have found that I'm 10x more productive doing chores when listening to music. But can't listen to music while watching a line of summer storms roll through. Enjoy the sound of thunder and wind too much
     
    #99 One Two, Jul 30, 2015
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  50. Iron Mickey

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    seems to me that it's mostly a testament to how much of a shot in the dark the positioning calculations were
     
    #100 Iron Mickey, Jul 30, 2015
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