MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. H/T

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    Oh my yes!!!!! Hedges with a beauty of a header on a corner.
     
  2. H/T

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    Yeah tough call but was the right call. Seitz knew he messed up immediately
     
  3. DirtBall

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    I've always thought about that, a major and minor foul in the box. Major is awarded a PK. Minor maybe an indirect from the spot, free kick from anywhere outside the box, corner even, I don't know I'm drunk but it seems to make sense.
     
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  4. H/T

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    Oh my sweet Jesus. FC Dallas wins on a last second corner....haha haha this is awesome.
     
  5. H/T

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    Ashley Cole let's it just slide right by.
     
  6. ohhaithur

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    great, great ET. thanks for the bump/reminder h/t
     
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  7. ohhaithur

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    it makes sooo much sense. but it's new.

    nobody knows what a hand ball in the box is anymore. plays like what just happened happen all the time. happened to the red bulls last week but they didn't get the PK because that's such a huge call.

    I say fuck the box. any DOGSO anywhere on the field is a penalty. any incidental foul is a direct kick no closer than 25 yards away
     
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  8. ohhaithur

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    yeah but it's stupid for that to determine a game
     
  9. DirtBall

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    Potentially
     
  10. DirtBall

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    Also, sporting got eliminated like 2 rounds ago so no one gives a shit about the open cup. Lmbo. Waste of time....
     
  11. ohhaithur

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    I care about it lots. I'm still sad we lost :(
     
  12. DirtBall

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    Don't worry, I'll still :smug: ly brag about 3 cups in 4 years. It's basically sportings only way to get into the concacaf champs cup.
     
  13. DirtBall

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    BUT, fuck that cup. No one cares, it's worthless, we only played 10 of our normal 11 when we lost. Obviously just a glorified exhibition.....
     
  14. Jim Brockmire

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    Going to Red Bulls - Impact on Saturday. Its going to be like 96 degrees and humid. First time I'm ever not looking forward to going to a sporting event .
     
  15. DirtBall

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    H/T not a bad match to watch. Sporting actually showed movement and creativity at times in the attacking 1/3. Only like the second time all year. Amazed you guys only got two with our random keeper off the street and Kevin 'worst defender in organized soccer history' Ellis playing half the match. Even with the gutter trash keeper gift wrapping you that second goal. Urruti seems like the same guy I hated with Portland, cost you guys about 3 really really good attacking chances. No idea what it is when Dom faces you guys but Sporting needs to hire a hypnotist to trick him into thinking he's playing Dallas every match.

    Long story short, you guys are better but luckily your legs died at the 60th so I'm happy sporting got a point.
     
  16. ohhaithur

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    I hope you guys watched NYCFC/Colu. It was fucking insane.
     
  17. soulfly

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    Lodeiro with his first goal as a sounder
     
  18. soulfly

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    Lodeiro with a beautiful cross to Morris for the second goal of the game. I love this man
     
  19. triceratops

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    Distribution...not brilliant
     
  20. snowfx2

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    Minnesota will officially be announced today for starting next season. They'll play at TCF Bank Stadium while their new stadium is under construction.
     
  21. MODEVIL

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    does Atlanta start next season too?
     
  22. snowfx2

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    Yeah
     
  23. Hail Southern

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  24. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    I went to the big announcement ceremony tonight, was pretty cool. Twellman (from Minnesota) and Garber were there.

    People around the team love that we stuck with United FC but to me that's as faux-Euro as it gets. Wish they would have gone with something more unique like Loons SC.
     
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  25. SugarShaun

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    At least it isn't as bad as Real Salt Lake
     
  26. DirtBall

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    Vermes having fun with sportings line up tonight.
     
  27. DirtBall

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    Beslers starting for the first time in about a month but Espinoza is wearing the armband.
     
  28. DirtBall

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    Jesus Fucking cunt benneth just missed a pk :facepalm:
     
  29. DirtBall

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OUSTED WAS OFF THE LINE. Rekick. Benny nails it. 2-0 sporting. Get fuccked Cascadia.
     
  30. MODEVIL

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    Or Sporting DirtBall
     
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  31. DirtBall

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    We're so cultured and European over here :smug:
     
  32. DirtBall

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    Paris of the plains doe
     
  33. DirtBall

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    SKC with 18 points in ther last 6 home games. :notbadman:
     
  34. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    Yeah saw Zusi at RB uhhhhh
     
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  35. MODEVIL

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    "We don't have any players or a coach but I do know we will go undefeated in our inaugural season." -Will Ferrell on LAFC

    [​IMG]
     
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  36. MODEVIL

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    I was watching on Fox and they cut away before they even did the dumb RickRoll thing. It was a guy walking with a mouse pointer to click a link. By far the worst tifo I've ever seen.

    Also the new turf in Seattle is as bad as the old turf.
     
  37. OZ

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    I still hate your team and you guys like to fuck the fish you get from overrated Pike Place but I figured I needed to come in and take my laps after you guys whooped our ass.
     
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  38. soulfly

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    I was bummed TMB had AIDS that night.
     
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  39. NittanyKnight

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    Pretty excited to see Gio break the league record for goals in a half and in a match against us tonight.
     
  40. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    What is a Rocha? Nocerino? Maybe the worst CDM pairing I've seen in the league this year
     
  41. NittanyKnight

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    sadly our two best players in 1st half. Noc has improved 10 fold under Kreis.
     
  42. Gunners

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    Hamid needs to be the US goalie
     
  43. SugarShaun

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    So far Guzan has started once and Valdes once so who knows what happens with him there so there could be a shot for someone
     
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  44. soulfly

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    What a fucking joke in the sounders Dynamo game. Sounders clearly scored the equalizer. Assistant kept his flag down. How do we not have goal line technology yet?
     
  45. soulfly

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    Well, still pulled out the equalizer, but still
     
  46. ohhaithur

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    looked like no goal to me
     
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  47. soulfly

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    Looks in to me :idk: image.png
     
  48. MODEVIL

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    I think the Sounders for Rick rolled on that goal
     
  49. Rootgers

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    I still don't get the Hamid hype. He's MLS good, but he's not a smart goalkeeper and relies on his size and athleticism to save him.