Moccasin Creek v2.0 - The South never died, dude I thought you knew?

I forgot how awesome this was

https://www.facebook.com/572557979528068/videos/vb.572557979528068/1550181881892674/?type=1&theater

 

2:45 both hold up signs "even I filed bankruptcy"

I think we could of done without the word "even"

 

Oh, hey guy . Still funny to me how something so tragic as a chick dying from doing some stupid shit led to a debate about what event is the white trash-iest, which in turn gave us the Creek.

 

It's weird because he says he'll "leave it at that" but he doesn't leave it at that!

 

unavailable :(

 

Every time I see Yoko I get irrationally angry.

 

Dat gene pool

 

I'm so confused by the 5+ band member thing...the only thing that made the creek halfway memorable and catchy was CBIII, McCool was mostly a punchline. Now he's got a shittier band and 5x as many people to pay.

 

Something tells me these folks aren't making much money.

 

They don't give a damn jack what you think.

 

Which is why it's so confusing that he'd want to add half a dozen people

 

Look mom, I've made it

 

Colored me shocked that the braham has the diabetus.

 

Daphne's Dirt Road Diaries sounds like a series of anal themed pornographic films.

 

little did she know that she would some day fall in love with the frontman of the biggest hick-hop band in the southeastern united states

 

Not in her wildest dreams/nightmares

 

Hey guys don't know if you've ever thought of it but I'm starting to think Jeff McCool is white trash.

 

I'm at a loss for words on that one.

 

apparently they are at the CMT awards. Jeff is double fisting bud light cans.

 

Well..umm..probably so...?

 

Probably ordered an umbrella pretty drink in that get up

Can't lie...Yoko looking pretty damn hot

 

Home-sewn shirt and dress combo. Nice

 

Only downside is they're going to have to go without curtains for awhile

 

I like how he does the absurd jacket and haircut to draw attention away from his morbid obesity.

 

And the flip flops. Let's not forget wearing flip flops to an awards show.

 

I hope I see them out while they're here. I'd love to meet a legend

 

I'm going to guess this will last, at most, two weeks

 

Just like Foley in Taylor County. Everyone who ever worked at one of those says that.

 

All he did was put a XXXXL shirt on instead of a XXXL.

 

"a mohawk and bare feet can only go so far"

 

also I love how much it chaps McCool's ass that people loved CBIII

 

So I had an interesting experience this morning. I was pumping gas and this fleet of shittily mocked up vehicles pulls in. 2 shitty rape vans, 3 cars, and a shitty RV all head to toe custom vinyl logo work of some dude named Michael knight "the urban cowboy". One of the vans pulls up next to me and this meth head in cut off jorts, cowboy boots, a wife beater with the urban cowboy's face on it gets out.

meth head: Hey man You've heard of us right?
Me: Ugh, nope
meth head: Yeah man, we're the urban cowboys, that's the maverick (points to the dude's face on his van). We're the hottest act in country rap right now.
Me: ok
meth head: want a free ticket to our show tomorrow?
me: no
meth head: here - (hands me what look like a ticket printed off a word document, at a venue I've never heard off)
Me: thanks
meth had: Want to buy a couple of CD's?
Me: I got go

This was at a random gas station at 7:30 on a Monday. As I was pulling out I noticed half a dozen other people doing the same shit that guy was doing. Of, course I googled the guy to see what the deal was.



wait what? I got what the meth head called a ticket to a show tomorrow night. How are no shows announced to the hottest act in country rap? then i go to his main page and see this:



I immediately recognize the meth head and a few others, plus the shitty rv and vans.

Google then leads me to this:

http://www.savingcountrymusic.com/t...-raps-mikel-knight-his-notorious-street-teams


The Sound of Deception: Country Rap’s Mikel Knight & His Notorious Street Teams
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If you pay any attention to the country rap realm, you may have heard of a performer by the name of Mikel Knightwho originally hails from San Antonio, TX, and is now based out of Nashville. Mikel goes under a couple of handles, such as “The Maverick,” “The Maverick of Music Row,” the “Urban Cowboy” and “The Country Rap King.” And from a number of measurables, Mikel Knight has a fairly successful career. His Facebook page boasts over 106,000 likes, he’s sold hundreds of thousands of records, he has numerous videos on YouTube with over half a million views, and regularly receives press coverage from major country music outlets, including The Boot whichdebuted a new video from the country rapper just in February as part of WGN America’s docuseries Outlaw Country. Knight’s music was also featured on MTV’s Buckwild show previously.

But Mikel Knight is not your average entertainer, even for the unusual world of country rap. He doesn’t have a label (which is where his “Maverick of Music Row” moniker comes from), he doesn’t seem to play any shows (or only plays shows on very rare occasions). Instead Mikel Knight makes his money by deploying fleets of tour vans and buses all mocked up with Mikel Knight insignia and full of street team members to solicit people on the street, in parking lots, and at gas stations all across the United States to purchase Mikel Knight country rap albums.

Known as the “Maverick Dirt Road Street Teams,” dozens of pseudo-employed Mikel Knight devotees fan out across smaller communities to aggressively peddle his country rap albums to local populations, usually working a dozen or more hours a day, driving through the night to their next locations, not even being given chances to shower or sleep, and leaving town before local authorities catch up with the street teams and make sure they’re obeying local sales ordinances. Right now Mikel Knight is thought to own two buses and 18 insignia-wrapped vans as part of his street team armada.

But the allegations and stories about the practices of Mikel Knight and the Maverick Dirt Road Street Team go beyond being overworked and circumventing local ordinances. Stories of physical abuse, mental anguish, individuals being abandoned in small towns, and even the death of street team members in auto accidents after being overworked have been circulating for the last year. Yet Mikel Knight seems to still enjoy superstar status in certain circles (partly because he presents such a high-profile persona through his vehicles), and few questions have been raised about what is really behind Mikel Knight and his street teams.

dude's website:

http://www.mikelknight.com/

From what i can tell, his newest "hit"

 

umm yeah you have to go to this dude's show