Moccasin Creek v2.0 - The South never died, dude I thought you knew?

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  1. Redav

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    We need a new band to follow now that Moccasin Creek isn't even interestingly bad anymore.
     
  2. Angry Dolphin

    Angry Dolphin In that cool mountain air on a appalachian trail
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    http://www.mikelknight.com/
     
  3. Angry Dolphin

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    I don't think it exists.
     
  4. Jax Teller

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    It doesn't. He also used to be Ali the Albino Gorilla or something like that.
     
  5. UncleJesse

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    Had the same thing happen to me in a Wal-Mart parking lot one morning as well. Guy would not go the fuck away. He gave me a CD which I left in the shopping cart after I put away my groceries.
     
  6. Angry Dolphin

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    Jesus. I glad I got in my truck and left.

    I could be selling $35 mp3 players to randoms at the gas station as we speak.

    Also, I really thought I had chanced upon the next great country rapper of our generation.:feelsbadman: to find out he's just a methy scam artist.
     
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  7. Pelican

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  8. Redav

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    And their future outlook is moccasin bleak. HAHA
     
  9. Capstone 88

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    Just saw something pop up about Mikel Knight on my Facebook.
     
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  10. Pelican

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  11. Beachy Toast

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  13. Jax Teller

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    Posted in ransom thoughts but forgot about this thread. Saw this on POF...

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  14. UncleJesse

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    I am so confused.
     
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  15. val venis

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  16. Pasta88

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    Dude on the right with the power stance
     
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  17. UncleJesse

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    The amount of poor in that picture is staggering. Also, Bull needs to let his wife eat once in a while. She is looking sickly.
     
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  18. Joe_Pesci

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    has bull gotten fatter, or is that just an unflattering picture?
     
  19. UncleJesse

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    Trick question. He has never had a flattering picture.
     
  20. UncleJesse

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    And his jeans have dick holes in them.
     
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  21. Joe_Pesci

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    i mean he's always been pretty big, but his fatness has become grotesque and probably life-threatening lately.

    they seem to be on the road constantly, so he must just sit in the truck and eat.
     
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  22. UncleJesse

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    The amount of unhealthy shit he puts in his mouth on a daily basis is unfathomable.
     
  23. Redav

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    He guys remember when Jeff was dieting?
     
  24. Redav

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    :loldog:
     
  25. Van Earl Right

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    The Bull already has the diabeetus cankles.

    We may need to enjoy him while we can
     
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  26. Joe_Pesci

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    oh shit shit, they're shooting a new video. maybe going a little more dramatic

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    I need a hearse and a casket this Saturday....who can help?
     
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  27. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Or Bull is finally finishing his quest to ?eat at every Cracker Barrel in Merica and they are planning for the inevitable?
     
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  28. Jax Teller

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    God damnit Pandora. Porch honkey just came on.
     
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  29. Joe_Pesci

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    i am actually amazed that their music is on there
     
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  30. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    Trying to trick his brother in law into helping out the band
     
  31. Jax Teller

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    As was I. As I reached for the thumbs down icon.
     
  32. Joe_Pesci

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    hopefully they don't show up in your Jawga Boyz station again
     
  33. Jax Teller

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    Don't insult me like that Joe.
     
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  34. Pelican

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    McCool just uploaded a video letting everyone know that they signed a record deal but absolutely will not be selling out. "I will still rap about my confederate flag, being white trash a redneck, my pure Southern heritage....etc etc"

    I'll link it but I have no idea if it will be watchable.


    https://www.facebook.com/officialmoccasincreek/videos/907908865955770/


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  35. Redav

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    What in the hell kind of Pandora station is it that plays moccasin creek?
     
  36. Redav

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    Oh thank god. I was worried.
     
  37. Joe_Pesci

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    good for them, honestly

    these years of making fun of them has kind of endeared them to me. you know they weren't making shit just touring around and releasing stuff on youtube or whatever.

    i liked the shot at CBIII, where he says he's the one who's written basically everything from day one
     
  38. Pelican

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    Bull, you support the military and we support you guys. I brought the creek sound to Pearl Harbor and have now brought it to New England. Keep doing what you're doing and standing up for your beliefs. Livin the Low Life right there with you.

    Chris Wodynski
    "crackerchris " here, good shit!! Keep it coming! This old porch honkies head keeps bobbing to yawls beat!

    Conrad Muise
    SALUTE to you my Brother, you do what you have to do for you and yours. You keep that Confederate Flag flyin' and stay Redneck, White and Proud, nobodie's gonna crack your integrity or your commitment. From me and mine ... May God Bless you and yours ! SUPPORT OUR TROOPS ! ... SALUTE !
     
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  39. Pelican

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    I didn't like the shot at CBIII. I want him to reach the top.
     
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  40. Joe_Pesci

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    also how fucking stupid do you have to be to think that signing a deal with some tiny record company is selling out
     
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  41. Pelican

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  42. Jax Teller

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    It's a varied station. I like bubba sparxxx, rehab and some other groups like that and Pandora somehow decided that meant I wanted to hear porch monkey.
     
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  43. Jax Teller

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    They actually have or had some pretty known acts.

    How moccasin creek ended up there I have no idea.
     
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  44. Joe_Pesci

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    they might only be playing bars and stuff but the fact that a band not signed to any label is able to constantly get gigs and at least get by financially means they do have a pretty strong following, relatively speaking
     
  45. Pelican

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    I think one of their families has a ton of money. Not sure if it's McCool's or his wife's.
     
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  46. Jax Teller

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    Has to be Yoko
     
  47. Jax Teller

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    Or they have day jobs too. I have a few friends in bands that play as much or more than them, still have regular jobs though.

    Who knows though. If they pay in Nashville or Murfreesboro I'll go see them though just for y'all.
     
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  48. Jax Teller

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    Also apparently Big Smo stops at some BBQ place in Murfreesboro every time he passes through
     
  49. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    McCools sister has that WWE money