NBA Thread: The Offs - Round 1

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  1. IvanTheTerrible

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    Michael Porter is the one who had that video with the blonde leak right?
     
  2. MG2

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    They won a title and he played a key role in helping them do it. But his value was very inflated at that time, too, because the media loves everything Warriors.

    I get that they couldn't trade him at the time because of the optics, but even during that title run his playoff averages were 16.5 PPG, 7.5 RPG (a massive outlier from career averages) and 2 APG on 47% FG, 33% 3FG and 68% FT. He was terrific defensively that year, but on a team that had crazy contracts everywhere, I never understood the rush to resign him.
     
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  3. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode thats what i love about these HS chicks, man
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    and a 3rd interviewing porn stars
     
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  4. HoosDaMan

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    Michael comes off as a male version of a California valley girl.
     
  5. Celemo

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    that was Jamal Murray
     
  6. RoderickJaynes

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    My friend told me that was Jamal Murray
     
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  7. ZeroPointZero

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    I think them being able to move off the D'Lo contract so quickly/successfully might've given them a false sense that they could trade any contract no matter who or how bad if they absolutely needed to
     
  8. CaneKnight

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    Brother, if Lana Rhodes asked me at 25 to hang around her and interview her I'm not going to say no :laugh:

    I don't believe most people on this board would say no either
     
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  9. dump

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  10. HoosDaMan

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    Time to learn Mandarin, buddy.
     
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  11. Detlef Schrempf

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    Honestly, you think they’ll take him in China?
     
  12. Xander Crews

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    Lakers steal game 1 with an absurd AD game. Then Denver wins 4 in a row
     
  13. Wendel Clark

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    No. China is the 2nd biggest league. He'll have a hard time finding someone to take him in Europe. He will be sent to the pits of South American Basketball.
     
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  14. HoosDaMan

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    UVA had guy play in Brazil for 10 years. Didn’t seem like a bad life based on his Instagram.
     
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  15. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    what an insane bag fumble

    even if he wasn't good enough for the league, he surely could've had a career with denver on a minimum like all of the other nepo signees. he cost himself millions.
     
  16. hood b. goode

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    Not with a podcast mic between us [​IMG]
     
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  17. CaneKnight

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    Some big time soccer players have been banned in Europe of gambling recently. Aint no one over there touching him if they're willing to ban soccer stars for like a full calendar years. His career is over
     
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  18. CaneKnight

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    That's just 1 hour brother. Sir, there are 23 more hours in a day. :laugh:
     
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  19. Wendel Clark

    Wendel Clark Gambling God
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    From what I heard it's really depending where you go. I got two guys that smoke at the shop, one was Austin Peay and the other was Penn State. Both went overseas and both said Europe>>>>South America. But it also is because there is way more money over there.
     
  20. Wendel Clark

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    South America will. The amount of South Americans, especially Argentinian, tennis players that have been caught match fixing is crazy big.
     
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  21. Andy Reocho

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    Sandro Tonali back at beginning of August!
     
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  22. HoosDaMan

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    Our guy really immersed himself in the culture and appears fluent in Portuguese or whatever it is they speak there.
     
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  23. CaneKnight

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    Tonali should've been given a lifetime ban. He was moving flagrant as fuck too :laugh:

    It's crazy it took them that long to catch him.
     
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  24. Andy Reocho

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    Italians being behind the times?

    No way
     
  25. beerleagueman

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    his big is the Australia league now? Seems like that would be the best non nba option
     
  26. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    “were firm on gambling!” the league said as they continued to employ scott foster
     
  27. LuPoor

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    And have extremely in your face partnerships with FanDuel and shit
     
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  28. ohhaithur

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    Last night they had a broadcast with live lines updated every second and really only talking about betting. Saying stuff like "you have to keep your fanduel account open during the game and be ready, you never know when you're going to need to press the button!"
     
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  29. dump

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  30. GrizzliesDrew

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    80K on a Jontay Porter under? Gee, that's not throwing up every red flag on the planet.
     
  31. beerleagueman

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    hopefully Kerr doesn’t screw up Team USA this summer
     
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  32. bertwing

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    I think we need to ban all things Mizzou until we figure out what the hell is going on
     
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  33. LuPoor

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    Get Clarkson the FUCK out of the league
     
  34. Andy Reocho

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    This is a bet you make if you’re trying to get the attention of authorities if you’re kidnapped. Good lord Jontay.
     
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  35. IvanTheTerrible

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    Facts.
     
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  36. LuPoor

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    Extremely cursed franchise
     
  37. CaneKnight

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    I think Philly has them beat but it's close.

    Simmons situation
    Fultz forgetting how to shoot the ball
    Hiring Doc Rivers (self inflicted but still)
    All the random Embid injuries that have absoutely nothing to do with his foot. This man got an orbital bone injury twice in the same fucking year :laugh:
     
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  38. miles

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    This topic has always interested me. (Coincidentally, two more former Mizzou players)
    -Talked to one who played in Italy for almost a decade. Pay was pretty good, said the lifestyle was awesome.
    -A former walk on who played in Norway of all places. Think he was only making like 70K per year, (probably closer to 100k/year now with inflation, I suppose) however the team took care of his housing, food, and a car, so he had virtually no expenses and was pretty much just pocketing everything he made. Didn't sound bad at all.
     
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  39. $P1

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    Better the hamstring than the achilles, but that still fucking sucks. Zion (and the Pels) deserve their moment.
     
  40. Lyrtch

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    that Zion injury was so bizarre in the moment. didn't look like anything but he immediately knew it was a wrap. hopefully its nothing major even if it ruins this post season.
     
  41. Xander Crews

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    Zion is the only player drafted in the top 10 of the 2019 draft to not play in a playoff game
     
  42. CaneKnight

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    Sucks for Zion because he was elite last night carrying the rest of those fucking bums, then gets injured after dragging those losers back into the fucking game

    Hoping he can just keep that energy going into next season and just dominate.
     
  43. Clown

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    Also massively whiffed on Jahlil Okafor in between Embiid and Simmons
     
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  44. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  45. Celemo

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    trading Jrue Holiday for Nerlens Noel should be worth mentioning as well
     
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  46. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Additional outlandish question:
    The anti-Spurs
     
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  47. CaneKnight

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    Not one but two east teams have now traded him and it’s come back to bite them in the ass
     
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  48. Wendel Clark

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    https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/overseas-basketball-salaries-by-country

    Australia is very small league. It fits in between Europe & South America.

    As a degenerate gambler and someone that has gambled on this. European basketball is very similar to college. No real pace, get half court and set up the offense. 4 Quarters of 10 Minutes each.

    Chinese league is very similar to NBA. A lot of 3 pointers, fast pace of play and 4 Quarters of 12 Minutes.

    The stories I have heard and how amazing they all loved it. They also say that being a 6'6 Black Man in Europe, the amount of women that flock to them was CRAZY

    They each said the hardest part is understanding you're not living your dream from the start and getting to the NBA. But once they get over that and have an open mind, they love their experience.

    I bet on EuroLeague sometimes and enjoy watching it and seeing the players that we all remember from College days ballin out. Mike James, Scottie Wilbiken, etc.
     
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  49. BudKilmer

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    For your aspiring Johntay Porter types out there, Demar Derozans over is a lock tonight.