NBA Thread: The Offs - Round 1

In my head I picture every gym they play in small and full of dudes wearing Track suits smoking cigarettes

 

He said there were places that allowed fans to set off some kind of fireworks indoors so the gym would just be filled with smoke

 

Herro doing the Tatum game 6 thing from last yr where he’s absolute ass all night and then score 15 in the last 4 mins

 

What a weak fucking call on the and 1

 

dont worry it wont last

 

Lol that's a foul on batum

 

batums gravity really opened up that lane for oubre there

 

When Corch is calling it out, you know it’s bad.

 

Don’t worry, NBA will issue a statement that they messed up the call and all will be forgotten.

 

Tyler shouldnt be the one handling the ball there anyway. He's had so many turnovers in these spots over the last 4 years.

 

Batum #1

 

told you

 

just needed batum instead of harden last yr and that series was ova

 

I'd rather guarantee that one of Philly or Boston are eliminated after round one. Two of the three worst fanbases in the league

 

our just needed to play against Herro and stick any long defender on him and he turns into a turnover machine that takes stupid shots and prays they go in

 

solak is great

 

you can tell jaime spent a decade in college going for the two there

 

Remember the month long temper tantrum y'all had last summer because Joe Cronin also thought this?

 

who is y'all I've thought Herro was shit for 3 years and he wasnt going to be the main piece of the trade anyway he was going to go somewhere else

 

Holy shit at calling that after what Miami did to Lowry on the inbound pass

 

The two minute report of this game is going to be comically bad

 

Now, time for the REAL game

 

the game literally flipped on a missed push in the back by batum that caused a turnover. might want to calm down.

 

Sad to see Jimmy’s body breakdown just like all Sixers fans predicted when they decided not to give him the max

 

pffffttttt

 

these socialist referees killed my grandfather

 

Everyone with a functioning brain knows that game turned on free chicken

 

Heat fans complaining about officiating

 

Sorry heat fans. But the best thing really is your team seeing Boston round 1 and tearing their fucking hearts out.

 

lol at thinking the Heat will win Friday

 

Every regular season around the all star break I start to wonder why I hate the Heat so much, then the play in starts and the Heat fans return to the thread and I'm reminded all over again.

 

and the only reason their franchise is relevant is because Stern wanted to make Wade into a superstar

 

Garrison Matthews is our first sub. If I ever see Tony Ressler it’s on sight

 

Yea those two finals appearances weren’t worth it

 

Gaknight how you doing buddy

 

Hawks look rough right now but Snyder just needs the full offseason to get his system in place

 

It would have been equally as funny doing it to New York, but I don't see how either one happens. Especially when Jimmy's knee swells up tomorrow morning.

 

Drummond doing his best bull in a china shop impression

 

Play in tournament is racking up a big body count

 

the one purpose the heat had this postseason was to beat the celtics in game 1 on sunday for simmons pod content

so there goes that