NBA Thread: The Offs - Conf Finals

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  1. dump

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  2. vander02

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    Actually impressed with Dallas given how trash Luka has been.
     
  3. dump

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  4. LuPoor

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    All that extra weight is putting a lot of additional strain on those poor joints
     
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  5. steamengine

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    Completely agree
     
  6. dump

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    Wow a fat joke

    I remember when you used to be witty and original
     
  7. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    not the worst thing thats happened to a pedo the last few days
     
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  8. CaneKnight

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    Williams is just shitting all over Dallas right now
     
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  9. LuPoor

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    The 4th quarter is J Dub time
     
  10. WolfStansson

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    Luka with a touching Antoine Walker tribute tonight
     
  11. CaneKnight

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    Why the fuck does OKC have their starters in when Dallas has clearly given up and has the backs up in?
     
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  12. WolfStansson

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    Lindy Waters playing in 3 of 5 playoff games alert
     
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  13. dump

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    Mavs are now 1-10 in their past 11 game 1s

    Trust the process

    but we are screwed if Luka is hurt this badly
     
  14. steamengine

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    Will someone set a reminder that it’s a no when people start talking about Luka as a great player again next year.
     
  15. dump

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    The state of Oklahoma needs this as their homes get ravaged by once in a generation tornadoes

    and I’m willing to give it to them as the selfless person I am
     
  16. dump

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    He’s clearly injured pal. Move along now.
     
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  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    When flagrant corpulence is cutting your frinchise's playoff hopes and cutting your franchise player's career short, it's a situation ripe for ridicule.

    Luka needs to decide to be an american professional athlete. If he were serious about being anything but a reg season statastical curiosity, he'd cut 40lbs in the offseason. He makes a million dollars a week to play basketball. Buy some zepbound and an eliptical.
     
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  18. steamengine

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    Preparedness. Mentality. Fitness. Will.

    This things matter come May and they aren’t here.
     
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  19. dump

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  20. steamengine

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    Hela too, bae.
     
  21. Fuck this

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    Inside the nba is so fucking great
     
  22. LuPoor

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    Luka is more injured than I realized. If this is what he is for the series, then this thing is a wrap. And how the fuck did the clippers get eliminated by a completely hobbled Luka.
     
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  23. CaneKnight

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    I mean no kawhi is gonna hurt most teams
     
  24. CaneKnight

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    Also I think people are overreacting to a bad game 1 for Dallas. Boston lost at home to a Jimmyless and Herroless Miami team. Shit happens
     
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  25. LuPoor

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    Sure, but PG and Harden and that supporting cast should be enough to handle the most heliocentric team in the league when the star at the center of it has zero burst and a hobbled jumper.
     
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  26. CaneKnight

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    James Harden in the playoffs????

    [​IMG]
     
  27. LuPoor

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    Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written in the 2012 finals. 37/31/79 splits for the dude.
     
  28. dump

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    They won 2 games without Kawhi

    and Kawhi looked exactly like Luka did last night in the games he did play in
     
  29. Clown

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    PG and Harden when it's time to step up
     
  30. Fusiontegra

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    Solid choice for ESPN's photo for last night's game.

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  31. BudKilmer

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  32. BudKilmer

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    Turns out the process doesn’t work when you draft Jahlil Okafor and Nerlens Noel
     
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  33. CaneKnight

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    I'm not going to blame the Sixers for Ben Simmons being a fucking headcase who clearly doesn't like basketball.

    Let us not forget folks had questions about Ant's love for the game too. Sometimes things just don't go your way
     
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  34. LuPoor

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    It is extremely funny however that they traded out of the picks that turned into Tatum and Bridges. Had they just taken their pick and moved on they would be a 65 win juggernaut
     
  35. BudKilmer

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    the Fulz thing in Philly is kind of sad

    Ben Simmons defining play not taking a shot when Trae Young is the nearest defender is the most hilarious basketball play of all time.
     
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  36. fucktx

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  37. Tug

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    You should blame the Sixers for what happened to Ben Simmons though. They’re the ones that hired and backed Doc Rivers
     
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  38. LuPoor

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    Never forget
     
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  39. Kevintensity

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    Looks like a bond villain in a time traveling themed movie
     
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  40. CaneKnight

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    Fultz just completely forgetting how to shoot the ball is one of the bigger WTF things I've ever seen happen to a player
     
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  41. oknole

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    Was like Chuck Knoblauch's yips....but worse
     
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    Thing is in Orlando we actually saw him starting to improve a bit. He started to get a bit of a mid range game and we legit thought he could end up being our pg of the future.. then he relapsed and forgot how to shoot again.

    absolutely crazy stuff
     
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  43. Butthead

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    I never understood why they let Jimmy Butler go but the Sixers have had a decent run at least

    It could be worse. The owner could have inherited the team from her brother and there appears to be zero plan going forward
     
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  44. Josey Wales

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    Simmons had previously clowned Brett brown with the same antics.
     
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  45. hood b. goode

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    "ooooooooooooooooo-weeeeeeeee"
    - mr. poop e. butthole

     
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  46. CaneKnight

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    Did everyone forget who fucking Pat Riley is or something? Pat Riley bullied Lebron, Bosh and Wade into respecting and listening to Spo. He's one of the GOAT coaches in NBA history. Why the fuck would he care about Jimmy Butler's feelings?
     
  47. Fuck this

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    79 year old man gets upset with the youths COLUMN:
     
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  48. Wendel Clark

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    Betting some European basketball and watching it, and Serge Ibaka pops up on my screen playing for Bayern Munich.
     
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    Adrien Brody from that one HBO basketball show?
     
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