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  1. bigred77

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    the satanists that we all know come out on Halloween
     
  2. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    :roll:
     
  3. (Z)

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    Only time I've ever seen it is smaller towns in the south when Halloween is on a Sunday.
     
  4. Redav

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    How do people coordinate it with all the houses they're visiting?
     
  5. (Z)

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    In those places, the city will actually announce that they're going to do trick or treating on a different day.
     
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  6. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    This was posted yesterday on our nextdoor....
     
  7. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Well ok then
     
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  8. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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  9. Nole96SC

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    I would have smashed that mother fuckers hand with one of those rocks.
     
  10. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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  11. Lip

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    Is that guy like 5'2 110 lbs?
     
  12. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    snaggletooth just wanted to feel the rocks and push some leaves i don't see what the big deal is
     
  13. Seavie

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    Church bulletins imo
     
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  14. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    That was a guy?
     
  15. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    There were people speculating that a methhead like that has been doing it for awhile and they know to stash their supply off their property.

    So, just a methhead neighbor stashing meth on your property. No big deal
     
  16. tjsblue

    tjsblue I was right at the time
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    Columbus burbs will have different days some years. I end up doing two with our kids because my wife hates me. This year they are all the same day thankfully.
     
  17. mangler

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    a neighbor in Brandywine saw a white little bird in a tree last night singing away.
    if you know of anyone missing a bird, we can show you where it was last seen.
     
  18. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Outside of the lady that hands out floss and pedometers our halloweens are supposed to be big time. Most everyone hands out full sized candybars.
     
  19. Lyrtch

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    "You're being creepy"

    yeah, pretty sure thats her natural state
     
  20. milquetoast

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    That 's fucking fantastic.

    Was waiting for him to stab her with a pitchfork when her hand came through again.
     
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  21. GrizzliesDrew

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    What the fuck kind of lemonade has gluten?
     
  22. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Laughing so hard at the tweaker's scream when the guy looks over the fence
     
  23. petey23

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    There was someone with a clown mask slowly driving through the parking lot of the strip mall containing Tutti Frutti on 32nd Avenue South Saturday night. They honked, I turned to look, there was the … View more clown mask on the front passenger. I didn't react, which is what I'm guessing they were trying to elicit. There was giggling and I didn't see them back but I wonder if they'd go back if there were people around there again.

    best response

    Whew... at least it's not a Mime.
     
  24. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    I mean, you're either cheap or an asshole if you don't hand out full bars.
     
  25. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    I always knew I was both, but more justification never hurts.
     
  26. High Cotton

    High Cotton Where does this fall in our Christian walk?
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    Needed: A place to smoke weed and play Xbox
    My wife and I just had some kids and all of a sudden she doesn't like it when I get high off the sour diesel and play Xbox all day. It sucks so badly. So I need a place to set up my dope as fuck entertainment center, a couch or beanbag chair filled with memory foam, and my bong or whatever. I don't have a job but I could mow your lawn, or clean up after myself. All inquiries welcome, I'll be interviewing interested candidates to find the right fit. Good luck!


     
  27. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Shit fake af but I did laugh at I could mow your lawn or clean up after myself
     
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  28. High Cotton

    High Cotton Where does this fall in our Christian walk?
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    Of course, the responses are great though and its greatly needed when the majority of posts are asking for people to adopt cats or complaining.
     
  29. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    You know how YouTube remembers what you watch a lot of and starts to put the same/similar videos on the front page when you return? Well look what appeared on mine today

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  30. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    How's that deadlift going though?
     
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  31. Tobias

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    what in the world is this
     
  32. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    In the neighborhood I am in, only three kids would get a full candy bar out of me. Rest of the kids can eat shit on their fun size candy bar.
     
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  33. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Weightlifting videos are how I kill a ton of time at work. Silent Mike is strong as hell, and I mostly like Barbell Brigade because I'm super jealous of their gym setup
     
  34. HatterasJack

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    This thread is vaulting up my favorite threads list.
     
  35. milquetoast

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    There is so much potential here.

    I got on my neighborhood's page and every day my inbox gets peppered with notifications about lost cats and HOA questions. No gems yet but they're out there no doubt.
     
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  36. GoodForAnother

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    My neighborhood is a trick or treat destination for the area, tons of kids every year like a zombie horde all night just coming to the door one after another. No way I'm giving out full size bars. Hell I damn near go broke every year stocking enough small candy to give a few to each kid.
     
  37. Soup

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  38. Soup

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  39. Soup

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  40. Soup

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    A fucking '91 Lumina. They don't make em like that anymore.
     
  41. Nole96SC

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    Mine is the same way. They bring kids by the van fulls to my neighborhood. We usually give out well over 500 pieces of candy and with the exception of a few kids here and there whose parents i know its one piece per. And we still run out before its over.
     
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  42. Nole96SC

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    Im thinking if you could get her to $250 there might be room for some decent profit in scrap value.
     
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  43. Aaron Hernandez

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    Hey faggit, come get your gay dog.

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  44. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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  45. og

    og ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    Whoever started this website must have known this was going to devolve fairly rapidly
     
  46. Doc Louis

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    how does one pronounce kre? is it kre like key, or kre like trey? or kre like douchebag for wearing those 90s oakley looking glasses and having a goatee?
     
  47. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  48. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    Their business plan probably counted on it
     
  49. BayouMafia

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    good Lord Soup those are the two most Kennedale posts I've ever seen
     
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  50. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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