NHL Thread: Conference Final Placeholder Title

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by CF3234, Sep 14, 2017.

  1. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  2. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    I literally just mean the name of the penalty in the rulebook should be “Dive”
     
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  3. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    after we hook him on the first one we demand more
     
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  4. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    King Georgie
     
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  5. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Georgiev fucking sucks if he’s making good saves the stars are cooked in this one
     
  6. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    Rule suggestion: If a player shoots the puck out of play (no tips) outside of the D zone the offending team can’t change lines
     
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  7. dump

    dump Oklahoma’s Daddy
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    I’m blaming fucktx for this loss
     
  8. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    shut the fuck up you know nothing about hockey
     
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  9. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  10. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Lmao the stars dominate OT and lose on some bullshit like that
     
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  11. dump

    dump Oklahoma’s Daddy
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  12. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    I don't think I knew Wood had speed like that. I thought it was Mac at first glance
     
  13. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    This is setting up to be exactly like the Vegas series

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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  15. The Banks

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    You won that series
     
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  16. The Banks

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    Let’s not forget TheChatch is an Avs fan
     
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  17. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Yeah and it stressed me out for 2 weeks straight
     
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  18. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    God damn what a burst of speed

     
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  19. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Avs lines did fucking nothing outside of their top line only hard part is stopping that line and actually killing a god damn penalty
     
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  20. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    Apparently he hit one of the top 10 speeds this year, but still that was really impressive
     
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  21. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    Nice to have two of the five best players on earth
     
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  22. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    yeah it’s annoying because that’s the entire way to beat them. Just limit them and kill fucking penalties but most teams can’t. Every other line the stars have an insane advantage but that one line overshadowed all of that tonight

    maybe dumbass deboer will quit playing his 2 best d men 28-30 mins a game too and killing them
     
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  23. The Banks

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    Link?
     
  24. The Banks

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    What’s your top ten?
     
  25. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    He's the funniest skater in the league because he's basically a bicycle with nitrous on the back of it. Both one of the fastest and and least coordinated players, which results in him crashing into the boards at 20+ mph about a dozen times a year.
     
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  26. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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  27. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    The Banks unless you wanted proof of the fastest skater metrics

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  28. The Banks

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    This is what I wanted and thank you sir
     
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  29. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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    That was like every Miles Wood goal ever.
     
  30. The Banks

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    Rough 24 hours for ya. That was the best Miles Wood goal he’s ever had. To not knowing the rules.
     
  31. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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    I’ll survive, hopefully. Every Miles Wood goal I’ve seen involve him on a half breakaway brought on by his speed.
     
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  32. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    He's been doing that since he's been in the league and is why a 4th liner was able to get a 6 year deal
     
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  33. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    as aforementioned, I only have a top five
     
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  34. Sean Connery

    Sean Connery I'll take Whore Ads for $200
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    1. MacKinnon
    2. Makar
    3. Kadri
    4. Byram
    5. Lars Eller
     
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  35. MJH

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    Sums up the Leafs failures in the playoffs pretty well.

     
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  36. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Deboer has never won a game 1 with the stars but he’s undefeated in game 7 :laugh:
     
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  37. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Lybushkin. Twice. Lmao
     
  38. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Man, Leafs fans seem to very vocal about wanting Marner gone now. So weird
     
  39. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    He’s really not wrong but anyone that talks like this after the fact sounds like a loser

     
  40. soulfly

    soulfly Well-Known Member
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    Idk that I’ve ever seen someone complain so much about their team being in the fucking playoffs :facepalm:
     
  41. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Are you talking talking about me? :laugh:

    I was joking about the fact that my heart can’t take another series like last. The last year has made my blood pressure spike 3 separate times with the Rangers, Longhorns, and Stars. Good as a fan, bad for my health

    If you want to talk to someone who actually hates all of their teams speak to ATX305
     
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  42. Truman

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    I regret falling asleep early
     
  43. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    While you’re here Leafs fans seem to be convinced their best bet is to trade Marner for Buchnevich and whatever else they can get now
     
  44. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Marner's contract doesnt line up w the Blues rebuild. Might as well just hang onto Buch. Unless they want to take on Krug
     
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  45. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    That Krug contract didn’t look too bad the first 2 years
     
  46. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    He plays fine when he's healthy. He just rarely is. They really just need to find some to play w Parayko. Poor guy has had an anchor around his neck every year
     
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  47. IHHH

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    the year you won the cup the canes were down 2-0 to mtl
     
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  48. MJH

    MJH Well-Known Member
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    I get the frustration, he’s a star that’s played well at times in the playoffs but hasn’t had a takeover game/series or a big moment. I agree with takes that it looks like he puts too much pressure on himself being from there and going to a smaller market might be good for him and the team in a fair deal. The people wanting to just trade him for scraps are morons.
     
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  49. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    I’d take Demidov to pair with Bedard imo