OFFICIAL 2016 Summer Transfer Thread - WINDOW CLOSED

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  1. Topper Bottoms

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    I think this is a good time to remind Chelsea fans they're a fake club with no history Buoyed by an energy baron who sucked at the teat of a modern czar to get the cash necessy to pay a top top player like Kante

    That said liverpool remains a smoldering waste land of cunts and stupidity and if the current band of mouth breathers that support them on this board were struck by a hellfire missile from a predator drone accidentially i would celebrate like it was USA-Algeria
     
  2. Topper Bottoms

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    Also, great signing chelsea
     
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  3. Ace Boogie

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    Topper tirades are my favorite.
     
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  4. Quick

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    If you ain't got no haters, you ain't poppin nigga
     
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  5. clemsontyger04

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    Still lost the title against us last year :laugh:
     
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  6. Ace Boogie

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    It was really lost drawing Arsenal at home. Leicester deserved it.
     
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  7. clemsontyger04

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    spin it Ace....spin it
     
  8. Ace Boogie

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    A home draw vs. Tottenham was Chelsea's moment of the season. Congrats.
     
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  9. clemsontyger04

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    it was an absolute shit season, but got draws against yall both times :warn:
     
  10. Ace Boogie

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    If only your team of divas had put as much effort into the other 36 matches...

    You've definitely upgraded key areas this summer, should be an interesting season. I still question your back line a bit.
     
  11. Popovio

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    I don't think divas would be the proper description of our players last year, more like empty vessels bereft of any desire to win a game.
     
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  12. Ace Boogie

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    Liked for use of bereft.
     
  13. NineteenNine

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    Kante will make it look better than it should but still. Woof.
     
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  14. clemsontyger04

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    will be surprised if we dont add anything to the back line. Ivanovic had a typical Ivanovic mistake today that led to a goal
     
  15. Ace Boogie

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    What is the timeline for Zouma to be back from that horrendous injury?
     
  16. clemsontyger04

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    Probably after the first of the year
     
  17. aisle seven

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    Still good to be thought about.:mulletsmug:
     
  18. Ace Boogie

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    I'd make fun of your 2-0 loss to Rapid Vienna if we hadn't lost 0-1 to Fulham at our training ground.
     
  19. clemsontyger04

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    I watched ours. It wasnt pretty. Could tell one team had already had 7 games under their belt while the other was going through the motions
     
  20. Popovio

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    That's why we got Kouilaby incoming :pray:. Then we can eventually frustrate the tounges of English commentators by having a Djilobodji / Koulibaly CB partnership.
     
  21. Andy Reocho

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  22. Ace Boogie

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    James to West Ham rumors heating up, lmbo.
     
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  23. Jim Brockmire

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    Nah, it's cool. His wife is smoking hot. When she shows up at St. James Park it might be worth watching the full 90 minutes just to catch a fleeting glimpse of her.
     
  24. Ace Boogie

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  25. RavenNole

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    Would be a massive statement of intent
     
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  26. Heavy Mental

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    Do you have a link? I can't believe we'd spring for him.
     
  27. Ace Boogie

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  28. Heavy Mental

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    Thanks. Net-net we've only spent like 3 million so far this window so we have some cash laying around but not that much.
     
  29. Ace Boogie

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    No offense I don't see him agreeing to the move even if you ponied up the cash. Your owners are from the same tribe as mine, don't see them offering retarded wages. That is the only reason these other non CL teams are bringing in big name talent, clearly.
     
  30. ChileanNole

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    Napoli sign Giaccherini from Sunderland for an undisclosed fee
     
  31. Heavy Mental

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    Oh I agree. I've learned long ago to adopt hard-line realism as my policy with transfer news.
     
  32. ChileanNole

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    Also saw that Sane to Man City was pretty much done.
     
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  33. Taques

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    :yousoright:
     
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  34. clemsontyger04

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    Mahrez leaving Leicester?
     
  35. ChileanNole

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    I've seen a lot of chatter about this
     
  36. goheels10

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    I think i just saw that this deal is done.

    hell fucking yes. He's from Nantes' youth academy and played for us for a few years. I was majorly bummed when we sold him last year. He's definitely fun to watch. Great price for someone that young and with that much potential.
     
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  37. ucgators21

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    Vincent Labrunes parting gift is gonna be getting rid of the entire squad from last year. Can't wait for that piece of shit to leave.
     
  38. Topper Bottoms

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    Possibly going to see Clinton go the other way to OM.

    Tottenham have a few people that need to be sold off should happen sometime in august
     
  39. Jim Brockmire

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    Vardy's value takes a hit if he leaves.
     
  40. goheels10

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    that would be interesting.
     
  41. Ace Boogie

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    Everything I've seen is a loan. OM broke as fuck.
     
  42. Andy Reocho

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    Wijnaldum to Liverpool should be about done. 25mil
     
  43. RavenNole

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    I like klopp a lot but not a big fan of liverpools moves so far
     
  44. roonskie

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    Until we buy a midfield destroyer and/or LB I'll only mildly approve of the LFC signings. Matip and Mane (even at that price) the 2 I'm highest on right now.
     
  45. DelapThrows

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    More noise on Berahino to Stoke (15-17m)

    In a hilarious, "get me out of Turkey now", move... RvP is now 4/1 to go to Stoke in the betting markets.

    I don't think it's real... but could be a backup plan if Berahino falls apart.
     
  46. Andy Reocho

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    WBA gonna lose out on almost 10mil after holding onto Berahino and not really playing
     
  47. ChileanNole

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    Manchester United are set to make opening offer for Paul Pogba:

    It is understood United will make an opening offer of around £87m (104m Euros) for the France international midfielder.

    Officials from the club are meeting Juventus directors as well as the 23-year-old's agent Mino Raiola on Tuesday afternoon.

    Pogba has already agreed personal terms of a salary of £10.92m (13m Euros) a year, and his path to Old Trafford was seemingly cleared last week when Real Madrid withdrew from the race for his signature.
     
  48. ChileanNole

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    Burnley have signed Johann Berg Gudmundsson from Charlton Athleitc on a three-year deal
    Manchester United striker James Wilson could be on his way out after being left out of the club's tour of China.
    Ragnar Klavan medical at Liverpool is under way ahead of his £4.3m transfer from Ausburg.
    Bayer Leverkusen are adamant defender Omer Toprak will not be allowed to join Borussia Dortmund
     
  49. ChileanNole

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    English Paper Talk:

    • Everton boss Ronald Koeman is targeting an ambitious move for £30m Portugal midfielder William Carvalho.
    • Georginio Wijnaldum wants a £25m move to Liverpool - and that could land Newcastle a £10m profit.
    • Leroy Sane's dad claims Manchester City face competition from Bayern Munich and Real Madrid for the £42m-rated Schalke forward.
    • Tottenham are considering allowing Clinton N'Jie to leave White Hart Lane on loan as they finalise a deal to sign Georges-Kevin N'Koudou from Marseille.
    • Hull City boss Steve Bruce has spoken to the Football Association as the governing body continues its search for a new England manager.
    • Leicester City are to demand more than £45m for Riyad Mahrez but remain confident he will not be following N'Golo Kante out of the club.
    • West Ham's long search for a striker has led them to make a new approach for Wissam Ben Yedder but they face competition from Leicester City for the Toulouse forward, with a year-long loan move for Argentinian striker Jonathan Calleri also close to completion.
    • Manchester United have asked to be kept informed of developments over Monaco right-back Fabinho.
    • Real Madrid have asked Paul Pogba's agent to hold fire on any Manchester United move for French star as the Spanish giants weigh up a bid.
    • Arsenal have had a £2m bid accepted for Bolton's England under-21 defender Rob Holding.
    • Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger is chasing Manchester City's Jason Denayer and Borussia Dortmund's Matthias Ginter.
    • Manchester United have delayed announcing their squad numbers - until they have completed the £105m signing of Paul Pogba.
    • Crystal Palace are closing in on a shock swoop for Saido Berahino. The Eagles have turned their attention to the West Brom striker after their £30m move for Liverpool's Christian Benteke hit the buffers.
    • Arsenal look set to miss out on striker Mauro Icardi after his wife revealed that Juventus are serious contenders to secure his signature.
    • Pep Guardiola is set to be beaten in his bid for Leroy Sane by former club Bayern Munich.
    • Everton are chasing Braga's £8m-rated Portugal international Rafa Silva.
    • Watford are chasing £3.5m Marseille full-back Brice Dja Djedje.
    • Adam Bogdan has been told he can leave Liverpool to join Wigan.
     
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  50. roonskie

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    Would rather LFC pay 30 for Carvalho over Everton than pay 25 for Wijnaldum.