****Official Arkansas Fans Suicide Center****

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Stringer Bell, Apr 2, 2012.

  1. Redav

    Redav When there's lightning, it always brings me down

    Lot of people parroting "the fiance beat his ass" story.
  2. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Electromagnetic with a sweet aesthetic

    this is the only time I'll ever be enthusiastic about encouraging another picture of someone's prick being brought onto this earth btw
  3. hogfan

    hogfan My beard is better than your beard

    I think that will be everyone's fear for the next several weeks now :laugh:
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  4. Talking Head

    Talking Head The Bag Man.

    It is kind of weird that the chick didn't have a scratch on her after a motorcycle wreck. Sorry, but that shit tends to leave a mark.
  5. bertwing

    bertwing No longer a faggot

    He was having dinner with his wife. I really don't give a shit
  6. bertwing

    bertwing No longer a faggot

    I really wouldn't doubt that Petrino got the fuc beat out of him. I would have done the same thing if I found out
  7. dumptime

    dumptime Hot Take Artist

  8. ToPoor

    ToPoor Now officially GOUT

    You survived that motorcycle accident... and you don't have a scratch on you.
    [​IMG]
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  9. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks

    DUI's are like speeding tickets in Fayetteville, non issue
  10. Talking Head

    Talking Head The Bag Man.

    There is no way I'd be worried about hiring a guy who's had a DUI before, especially given that circumstance.
  11. hogfan

    hogfan My beard is better than your beard

    I have been told that she did in fact have injuries. Just nowhere near Bobby's injuries though.
  12. wes tegg

    wes tegg OLE MISS FOOTBALL IS MAH LAHFE!

    She could be bruised as fuck on her body and we wouldn't know.
  13. dumptime

    dumptime Hot Take Artist

    [​IMG]
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  14. hogfan

    hogfan My beard is better than your beard

    Yeah I was told that she did have scratches and bruises on her arms and knees.....(insert funny sex joke here).
  15. Redav

    Redav When there's lightning, it always brings me down

    Considering I should have been arrested for DUI about 80 times in my life, I can't really look down on it.
  16. hogfan

    hogfan My beard is better than your beard

    Yeah there is a pretty large chunk of America that can say the same thing.
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  17. Redav

    Redav When there's lightning, it always brings me down

    My number is probably much higher than that, I just have no way to quantify it.
  18. ToPoor

    ToPoor Now officially GOUT

    Total scumbag

    /farva post
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  19. audrew

    audrew Master of Education, Movies. Dog Mourner.

  20. Redav

    Redav When there's lightning, it always brings me down

    Well that is just the number of times I would have been arrested. I don't feel like I have ever driven where I would have killed someone.
  21. dumptime

    dumptime Hot Take Artist

    :edmond:
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  22. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS

    Yea I'll never judge anyone for a dwi for the same reason. The guys I know with three though, different story.
  23. hogfan

    hogfan My beard is better than your beard

    Yeah drew. Dump is all over every bit of Razorback news and pictures so don't feel you need to post. He's probably already posted it 6 times :laugh:
  24. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Billy likes to drink soda

    :laugh:
  25. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare Christ - Family - Money

  26. skattles

    skattles I never left you. Ok I left you.

    dumptime did it
  27. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 War Damn Huddy

    I see jorts why was a UF fan supporting Bobby

    late to the party facepalm for self isn't enough
    [​IMG]
  28. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit, & the Seahawks.

    According to deadspin, BP exchanged nearly 200 texts and picture messages with Alison Melder. Alison Melder was 2008's Miss Bikini USA and Miss Motorcycle Mania.
  29. ToPoor

    ToPoor Now officially GOUT

    I am reconsidering my previously established stance on not respecting his game.
  30. Red Rover

    Red Rover #2.4 #blessed

    what the fuck. bobby has to be packing

    allison melder.jpg
  31. ToPoor

    ToPoor Now officially GOUT

    Jesus. Consider his game respected.
  32. bertwing

    bertwing No longer a faggot

    :petrinosmug:
  33. hogfan

    hogfan My beard is better than your beard

  34. lazy bum

    lazy bum active consumer

    "There were seven picture messages sent, all from Melder to Petrino."

    waiting patiently.
  35. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit, & the Seahawks.

    Also, I snaked dump on the story, no big deal.
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  36. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 War Damn Huddy

    could you imagine a party with Big Ben, Tiger, and Petrino
  37. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine

  38. ToPoor

    ToPoor Now officially GOUT

    It would be good clean fun until Ben started dragging women into bathroom stalls by their hair.
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  39. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine

    for tiger to finish them off :pissmonkey:
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  40. hogfan

    hogfan My beard is better than your beard

    That plus Tiger going "watch me putt from the rough baby"

    Bobby "Any you ladies want to ride on my hog? We've got to watch those turns though, they're a killer"
  41. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Psychotherapist, with the "the"

    Funny what giving sluts $20k in cash will do to a man's appearance and penis size.
    Kouwenhoven and VictorJ24 like this.
  42. dumptime

    dumptime Hot Take Artist

  43. VictorJ24

    VictorJ24 ACC, ACC, ACC!!!

  44. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks

    Since this is out in the open now, I knew about Alison Melder and BP. Friend of mine was hooking up with her a few months ago. One morning she got a text and told my buddy to look who it was from. It was BP texting that he was coming into town and had to see her.
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  45. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit, & the Seahawks.

    he was happily taking BP's sloppy seconds? That's pretty weird.
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  46. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes That cunt is always drinking and fucking

    :edmond:
  47. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks

    He's been hooking up with her for awhile now. He didn't know she was fucking BP, not his fault.
  48. Biff Britches

    Biff Britches The words. You are good with the words man.

    Honorable you were willing to cover this up for your program, but you should have let this out sooner.
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  49. eHo

    eHo Fan of teams that never win shit, & the Seahawks.

    Ahh, I read it like she knew it was BP and wanted your buddy to see it.
  50. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed 'Fan of' section goes here

    yeah, wtf. we have a huge thread on shit about famous people/athletes that we know about

    just another example of the shitty arkansas fanbase not thinking about the greater good

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