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@TheToffeeTalk: Kevin Mirallas - "A lot of people talk about my future, but next season I see myself in the same shirt." http://t.co/FXaGTDoH7q

 

I'm watching Top Gear right now and they're in a town called Penistone. Naturally I had to Wikipedia Penistone and it turns out that our beloved John Stones hails from Penistone.

 

Remember when Lividpool fans on here were saying that our most impressive results all season were our two draws against them? Talk about being self-aware.

 

Lu.

 

:(

 

This fucking team

 

I found a silver lining from losing today. Villa getting three points increases the chances of the most hilarious relegation of all time occurring. I feel bad for Newcastle fans but Mike Ashley has had this coming.

 

Somehow my exact views on it too.

 

We didn't win the title ya guys :(

 

Fucking karma, man.

 

https://twitter.com/joelroblesb/status/596395574489919489

 

What am I missing?

Edit-nm just saw it was a video

 

Yeah it!

 

Barkley is frustrating

 

@GregOK: Danny Graham has somehow scored his 1st Sunderland goal by trying to leap out of the way of a shot going wide.

 

Glad I didn't wake up for this one

 

Full on DGAF mode

 

We are Kingmakers for teams in relegation battles at the moment. Hopefully our schedule next season is full of these games in January.

 

This is truly a game of two teams playing for nothing and we should be down

 

not a pretty showing at all. can they just agree to a draw and not make us watch anymore?

 

We've gathered enough cards not to get drawn into Europa though thank heaven

 

Stoppage time goal by Lu.

Yay. Big whoop.

 

20 goals by Rom this year and he's been shit on for most of it. English fans are some fickle people.

 

Assisting a Leon Osman goal was even more impressive than a stoppage time winner in my eyes. Good game from Rom.

 

That touch from Ozzy to on that goal...

 

McGeady looks really good when he's 1v1 sending in crosses

 

If only he could give his one good quality to Coleman. Then again, if Seamus was a decent crosser, we'd end up losing him to a bigger club.

 

@Everton: #BORNefc: The new @umbro 2015/16 home kit is revealed! Find out more here: http://t.co/Dx9fZ0HqpW http://t.co/WfM53oGkVJ

 

They are okay. Nothing spectacular. Like the GK best actually.

 

:larrydavid:

 

glad the campaign reached a (merciful?) end

 

What's this fair play stuff and how we can somehow get into Europa again?

 

Ive tried to find more info about it with no luck, but I think we had too many yellow cards to qualify

 

That is why Roberto sent that shit head Naismith onto the pitch in the 2nd half

 

Speak ill of Scottish messi again and I will have your head.

 

Now look here. You're talking to my guy all wrong. Talk like that again and I'll hit you in the face with a soldering iron.

 

Is this good or bad

@DuckerTheTimes: Tom Cleverley will join Everton this week. It will be a five year contract. Story in @TimesSport tomo #EFC #MUFC #AVFC

 

6 months ago, I would have said bad. He was solid the second half of the season. Mark me down as "wait and see" The five year part is less than ideal.

 

Are we bringing Lennon back? He played well for us

 

The Everton SB nation blog didn't think so and wrote about them being interested in buying Deulofeu

 

We'd have to sell Rom, McCarthy or Stones to be able to afford that.

 

cleverly is official now

https://www.grandoldteam.com/2015/06/05/everton-sign-tom-cleverley/

 

Like Aaron Lennon, it's hard to believe how young he is. He seemed like he was the whipping boy for United and England for so long that it doesn't make sense he is only 25.

 

Our lads are still in peak Europa League Fair Play Qualification Avoidance form. McCarthy and Stevie Naismith both picked up yellow cards in their Euro 2016 qualifier today.

 

@RBMersey: Deulofeu Deal Done? | Everton have reportedly signed the young Barcelona winger #EFC #FCB http://t.co/nQ7o5QgANr

 

love that

 

History tells us that the difference between having Deulofeu on the squad and not having Deulofeu on the squad is 25 points.