***Official Everton F.C. Topic***

FUCKKKKKKK

 

Really?

 

Dudes...

Like what the fuck.

 

It was a heartbroken side this morning. The Howard Kendall news coming so late shook everyone. At least that's what I'm telling myself

 

Our fans forgot to hire a plane flying a "Kenwright Out" banner. There was one of those for our Southampton and Chelsea wins so clearly the lads are at their best when they must defend the honor of their beloved Chairman.

 

Naisy did an interview with Men in Blazers Truman

 

Listend to it earlier today. Twas great.

 

All of my irl EPL friends are Gunners. Lets get it done fellas.

 

Opposite is true for me... no hate for the Toffees

 

Glad to see Deulofeu starting.

 

Good god Ozil is so ugly. The highlights in his hair are adorable though.

 

This may be ugly

 

Drinking a chang for the afternoon tilt.

 

Getting my coffee in first

 

Ewwww... that shit is swill

 

We look like a Jurgen Klinnsman coached team out there.

 

Yeah - thats how dedicated a supporter he is

 

I don't mind it. Not great or anything but it's fine.

 

If rom gets that instead of Jon it's probably a goal because rom would have been on his left

 

But Chang is shit

 

bum status

 

Not sure if it would have mattered but Howard probably could have stayed high on that first goal instead of dropping down for some reason.

Everything is bad.

 

Well, fuck.

 

Giroud just loves to play us. And Howard is so bad when judging balls in the air

 

That was literally #NotintheFace

 

Hey!!

 

Well, we'll take it

 

Ross ross ross

 

there ya go lads

 

embarassing dive Gerry

 

I fucking hate that. Stay on your feet and you might even get that ball.

 

I almost brought that up. Been a great game to watch thus far

 

Us losing Jags is the worst injury we could ever get

 

Damn, is that who went down? I'm watching on my phone, from work, so couldn't tell

 

Poor Rom has been great with his hold up play and had zero service as a reward

 

Yeah

 

Gerry being selfish tonight

 

Super Kev!

 

Fucking hell Rom. Not going to get an easier one

 

No complaint are allowed to be made about Rom today. He's been awesome and damn unlucky with that

 

eesh anywhere else Gerard

 

that was frustrating. 3 or 4 really good chances towards the end and couldnt put one away.

 

Well now that the gauntlet is over we better start racking up points.

 

All things considered, we did aight. Dropping that point to wafford sucks. but that's about it

 

We need to find a new keeper in January. Joel can't take over for Tim, but Tim sucks

 

The lethargic performance at home vs manu was embarrassing in ways.

 

Kev is going to singlehandedly keep us out of Fair Play contention.

 

him and barry are like the bash brothers of fouls

 

We are a team with Barry. Kev's shit is child's play