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Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by jawsthegreat, Jun 30, 2010.

  1. TheSkeeter

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    Not really, he just had no one playing with him. Even though we were supposed to be playing a "4-4-2" I've never seen him that isolated. We have looked like a team that gives no shits about the league. It's pathetic to watch. There wasn't one player on the field today that we can say was anymore than "decent at best"
     
  2. JonathanCoachman

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    It's been easier to get excited watching Leicester than it has for our league matches for quite a while now. It's kind of weird experience for us Americans that we've still got something to get excited for but some of the matches really don't mean anything to us at this point. We might as well start getting players to get intentional yellow cards that are one away from the limit and serve their suspensions to make sure they're available for the semifinal.
     
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  3. JonathanCoachman

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    For some reason I started thinking about our opening match from last season against Leicester. McGeady scored a world class goal, Naismith was in the form of his career but what stands out the most was how devestating it was to only draw against such a crap team. Look at all of them now.
     
  4. Clutch

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    Yeah Roberto needs to go
     
  5. JonathanCoachman

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    Too bad Valenica let Gary Neville (and demoted Phil who was there a few months prior to his brother) go or we could do a straight swap.
     
  6. Clutch

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    Hiddink or Pellegrini pls
     
  7. JonathanCoachman

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    My first call wouldn't be to a manager above us in the table, but all the way down to a team even on points but with a worse goal differential. But privately so it is less embarrassing when he says no.
     
  8. JonathanCoachman

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    The whole ordeal over the last couple days with Baines and Roberto just reeks of a Roberto meltdown. Baines told a journalist that the team currently lacks chemistry. Something so obvious that someone who hasn't watched us for months could say with confidence just going by the results. Roberto proceeds to tell everyone that Baines' comments were misinterpreted. Pretty bold move coming from someone whose first language isn't English. Baines also issued an apology which makes it all the more strange.
     
  9. kezarmyaj

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    wondering what creative way everton will find to disappoint me today
     
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  10. football501

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    Gerry trying to be way too cute
     
  11. football501

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    That looked like something we would do
     
  12. football501

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    Hahaha of course
     
  13. football501

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    Good job Stones
     
  14. JonathanCoachman

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    Which is more of a sure thing? Payet scoring from a free kick or the other team scoring within a minute of a Stones fuck up?
     
  15. Sub-Zero

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  16. TheSkeeter

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    This thread has taken its cues from our team. Zero fucks given.
     
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  17. Ace Boogie

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    McCarthy sent off, yikes
     
  18. TheSkeeter

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    Just another poor choice from Martinez leaving him on. This team is at Villa levels of not caring.
     
  19. JonathanCoachman

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    A CDM partnership of McCarthy and Barry is just asking for a bunch of sending offs throughout the season.
     
  20. Clutch

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  21. JonathanCoachman

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    Today's lineup might be the weakest one we've fielded since Kuban Krasnador came to Goodison. I've never even heard of a couple of the kids on the bench. Remember how excited we all were after the last time we played Southampton?
     
  22. kezarmyaj

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    its the lineup you put together on fifa when you get that scheduling glitch that gives you 3 matches in 4 days
     
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  23. JonathanCoachman

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    I'm almost certain I'm not the only here who had to learn what a FA Cup replay was the hard way.
     
  24. football501

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    Draws on draws on draws
     
  25. Sub-Zero

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  26. JonathanCoachman

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    I know hindsight 20/20 etc but how the hell did Roberto convince the board to spend a decent amount of money on Niasse? He's basically the combination of Roberto's two worst transfers (Kone and McGeady) an African striker coming from the Russian League.
     
  27. JonathanCoachman

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    Would be down 2-0 if not for Joel.
     
  28. Sub-Zero

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    Kev's touches in the box have been.........subpar.
     
  29. Bishop

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    Just got out of a meeting. Got the match going online.
     
  30. JonathanCoachman

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    Rom's going to need a solo goal like he had against Chelsea methinks
     
  31. football501

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    Good work there Stones
     
  32. football501

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    That's about right
     
  33. Sub-Zero

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    LOL...you mean Everton couldnt flip the switch after not caring for 2 months? You're kidding.
     
  34. Bishop

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    Well glad I tuned in. Hope we show up Saturday.
     
  35. Ace Boogie

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    You managed to persevere and give up the goals anyway, well done.
     
  36. kezarmyaj

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    wonder if we can still get $50 mil for stones?
     
  37. JonathanCoachman

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    Subtract the zero and that seems like a fair price. The weight of expectation has destroyed him.
     
  38. football501

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    Well that's fun
     
  39. Sub-Zero

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  40. JonathanCoachman

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    Maybe Chelsea will swap Miazga for Stones. It's always nice to have an American on the squad from our prospective.
     
  41. football501

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    Man U is gonna go in dry to the tune of 4-5 on Saturday with the defensive effort we put forth
     
  42. kezarmyaj

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    no way Martinez makes it out of the weekend is there? what a shitshow
     
  43. JonathanCoachman

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    He's been absolutely embarrassing ever since the new Iranian became majority shareholder. I think he's out even if he wins the cup.
     
  44. Sub-Zero

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    The turnover AND keeping him onsides.

    You're in good hands on the back line England
     
  45. Bishop

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    Why I am still watching :killme:
     
  46. JonathanCoachman

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    Sack him today IMO. I've been his biggest supporter for a while but it's time to part ways. Make Big Dunc the interim until the end of the season.
     
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  47. ASG Sucks

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    I've also been a big Martinez fan for a long time but this is indefensible. No way he coaches EFC next season IMO.
     
  48. JonathanCoachman

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    The only way I see us having a chance at beating Man U this weekend is the bump teams normally get immediately following the sacking of a manager.
     
  49. JamalThomas

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    Martinez out! My surname is Everton for Christ sake!
     
  50. JonathanCoachman

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    My days as the Evertonian punching bag around here seem to be over.