Official Horse Racing Thread

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  1. POWESHOW

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    Distaff picks:

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    1st: 10

    2nd: 6,8-10

    $6.00
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    1st: 6,8

    2nd: 2,6,8-10

    3rd: 1,2,6,8-10

    $16.00
     
  2. Thoros of Beer

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    what podcast
     
  3. wes tegg

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    Dave Portnoy Show. Loduca was the guest.
     
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  4. bingbing

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    Posted this guys picks here before, and he hit an exacta box a couple years ago. Here are his picks this year.

    17. Mor Spirit 12-1
    14. Mohaymen 10 -1
    13. Nyquist 3-1
    11. Exaggerator 8-1
     
  5. POWESHOW

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    Chalk.
     
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  6. POWESHOW

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    I keep nailing the 2-4 horse but missing out on the winning horse in every trifecta that I play.
     
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  7. bingbing

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  8. bingbing

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    Pop up storm may end up crashing the party in the next 30 minutes.
     
  9. Teflon Queen

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    lol they were just playing spinal tap on that intro
     
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  11. bingbing

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    Big fan of Atari font.
     
  12. RoyalShocker

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    We goin muddin, friends.
     
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    kate upton has a corn tooth
     
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  15. bingbing

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    Oh that's not good.
     
  16. southlick

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    Exacta

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  17. RoyalShocker

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    Everyone looks OTAY hopefully!
     
  18. spagett

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    What time does the main race begin?
     
  19. POWESHOW

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    Hit that trifecta
     
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  20. RoyalShocker

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    3:34PM
     
  21. POWESHOW

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    Paid like $350 for a 50center. I'll take it.
     
  22. HuskerInMiami

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    What's everyone's exacta and trifecta picks for this one?
     
  23. Quick

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    Let's go Lani!!! #badboylife
     
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  24. The Hebrew Husker

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    Bet horses like once, so is this the order he predicts they finish?
     
  25. southlick

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    I put him in one of my tri-boxes just for the hell of it
     
  26. bingbing

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    He boxes the picks so if they finish in any order he's covered.
     
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  27. POWESHOW

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    Mohaymen really does look like shit. Skinny as fuck
     
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    they gonna start this thing or what?
     
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    Took Exaggerator and Mor Spirit because of my homey Bob Baffert.
     
  30. Jim Brockmire

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    Calling Nyquist, followed by Exaggerator, then Candy...
     
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  31. Jim Brockmire

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    Got the exacta.
     
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  32. RoyalShocker

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    Watch the trip Exaggerator had Jesus Christ.
     
  33. Thoros of Beer

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    Told you guys.
     
  34. southlick

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    ~$30
     
  35. POWESHOW

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    Had a 77 dollar trifecta and was wrestling with Gun Runner in 3rd the entire time. Decided to keep him out. Straight chalk regardless

    AND

    I cashed in a 9-1 bet from TVG @10$ on Nyquist so I won all of my money back plus $20. I'll take it.
     
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  36. Thoros of Beer

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    :mulletsmug:
     
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  37. POWESHOW

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    Worst payouts EVER. I got more money from my win bet on Nyquist than the trifecta paid :laugh:
     
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  38. southlick

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    Ended up breaking even after hitting the Exacta in race 11
     
  39. visa

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    Artoo nailed this one. Home field advantage :bow:
     
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  40. spagett

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    Did Destin have a salt life or 30A sticker on it?

    :yaoface:
     
  41. wes tegg

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  42. wes tegg

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    -$11 on the day. :/
     
  43. POWESHOW

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    +298 on the day. :)
     
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  44. NDfanPSUgrad

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    If that Excel file helped at all, I'll take my cut now. Thanks
     
  45. POWESHOW

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    That formula is actually clutch as shit. I've all but eliminated the other fields as I think that's the greatest predictor there is as it's capable of accounting for differences between distances. I really can't thank you enough... just not enough for any sort of cut :smug:
     
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  46. FelipeG

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    I got 2 out if the 3 in my trifecta. I should have thrown in the other favorite but I was going for the bigger pay out.
     
  47. mtsucalico85

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    Ended up just barely breaking even on the day, solely because of the Turf Classic. Had a nice win bet on Divisidero, plus connected him with World Approval in the exacta. If I hadn't had so much money invested in the Derby, it would have been a nice day for me, since I didn't have too much riding on the other undercard races. But the Derby kicked my ass this year.

    Knew I was screwed when Mor Spirit ran wide around both turns, and Danzing Candy set that quick of a pace. But frankly, even with a good trip, Mor Spirit just didn't have his best today, and wasn't hitting the board. I'm surprised more closers didn't make an impact beyond Exaggerator and Suddenbreakingnews (though Mohaymen was somewhat of a closer this time around).

    Would need to watch the replay multiple times, but I'm pretty sure My Man Sam was just beginning to make his move around the far turn when Exaggerator forced him to check a bit as he made his move. He may not have been good enough, but he didn't get a fair chance. He still came on belatedly with a little bit of a run. Of the also rans, he's worth tracking.
     
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  48. Thoros of Beer

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    Saw that too with my my man sam. I had him boxed with nyquist :(
     
  49. POWESHOW

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    Getting ready to abandon TVG and jump to Twinspires over how shitty TVG has been. Their site goes down before the derby and doesn't come back up until after the derby and for a brief period on Friday they were offering triple odds. Considering this was only opened for a 1-hour window and they posted these graphics:

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    I assumed that I would be getting 9-1 odds.

    I mean, maybe I'm the ONLY person that interpreted this as such, but the graphic of the odds along with the implication that this is an advanced wager made me believe that I would be getting those odds.

    Am I an idiot or do I have an actual complaint?
     
  50. POWESHOW

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    Paulick Report might be picking the story up.... Stay tuned.