Official Houston thread that isn't on the Texas Board

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by tandin, Jul 18, 2012.

  1. Gallant Knight

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    Work
     
  2. brolift

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  3. slhorn

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    Hot take: it's overrated.
     
  4. steamengine

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    :out:
     
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  5. slhorn

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    And overpriced.
     
  6. * J Y *

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    No.
    Yes.
     
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  7. steamengine

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    You're not one of those chuys truthers are you?
     
  8. slhorn

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    No. Lopez is the best Mexican in town imo.
     
  9. brolift

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    Tex mex or mex mex
     
  10. slhorn

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    Tex mex.
     
  11. brolift

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    Cool I will try that thanks
     
  12. Gallant Knight

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    Will probably get shit on for this but best queso in town is at freebirds
     
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  13. jrmy

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    Girlfriend's mom avoided all damage to car and homes in Pearland from the actual storm.

    Goes out today for food, comes up on high water, tries to turn around, misjudged end of road, drives into ditch, front end submerged, car likely toast.

    :ded:
     
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  14. jrmy

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    She's fine btw, just embarrassed.
     
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  15. LSUTigers1986

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    Watching channel 2.... damn they flooded some ridiculously expensive parts of town to get to this $160 billion estimate.

    Army corps of engineers aren't very good at flood modeling.
     
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  16. jrmy

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    No one had models for this kind of flood.

    In Fort Bend around the Brazos river the County Judge basically called it an 800 year event and said they didn't have models for it at all.
     
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  17. TAS

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    Southwest canceled my Friday flight yesterday. Have to fly out of Austin.

    Hoping I can call back now that they're opening up tomorrow and get back in a flight out of Houston.
     
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  18. steamengine

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    This one even got to the rich folk.
     
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  19. steamengine

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  20. Zebbie

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    Flood modeling software can get up to maybe the 500 year event, but that's even dicey - something like this, there's no real way to model
     
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  21. LSUTigers1986

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    I've been through 3 100 year floods and an 800 year flood. I wasn't here for Ike. Time to adjust the models as I'm only 31.
     
  22. steamengine

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    Memorial Day, Tax Day and now Labor Day all in a less than 3 year period.
     
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  23. dump

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    yeah its called living in a Swamp

    someone who is familiar with Louisiana should realize this sooner rather than later
     
  24. LSUTigers1986

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    Dump your insensitivity during this time to bash Houston for no reason other than a hatred for a city you've likely barely visited deserves a giant "Fuck you" from all of us.

    It's truly pathetic and I generally enjoy your posts. But you have been insufferable this past week.
     
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  25. dump

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    I'm not even bashing them right now

    it will literally always be a problem with cities at or below sea level and not even the fucking Stephen Hawkings of the Army Corp of Engineers will be able to truly figure it out

    get a grip dude
     
  26. LSUTigers1986

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    You have been truly awful in the hurricane thread and you know it. Then you come in here and pick at some low hanging fruit for your enjoyment. I'll leave it at that
     
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  27. dump

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    no I'm just correcting your bitching at people that are 110% smarter than you
     
  28. LSUTigers1986

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    You know what. Let's make this right... whatever you donate to the Red Cross I'll double it.
     
  29. dump

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    what is 2 x 0?
     
  30. milquetoast

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    Anyone know if the UH campus sustained major flooding?
     
  31. brolift

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    Not going back till Monday
     
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  32. devine

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    One could make an argument for ninfasn being overrated
     
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  33. HtownTide

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    Pretty funny to watch a fat, pathetic loser who has to have strangers on the internet pay for him to lose his virginty take shots at people who just went through a tragedy in some weird sad attempt to boost his self esteem.
     
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  34. Gallant Knight

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    Why are you in such a rush to get back tona didaster area
     
  35. dump

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    I took a shot at somebody who took a shot at people who are much smarter than him

    sue me, bitch
     
  36. dome foam

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    the issue is not the at sea level

    The issue is that City planners allowed unmitigated sprawl without accounting for proper drainage.

    areas that haven't flooded ever have flood 3 times in 3 years.
     
  37. LSUTigers1986

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    I do financial modeling and statistics for a living and am quite good at it. These are what you'd call in the statistical world "3 sigma events." That means it's a 99% chance this never happens again in our lifetime. I've seen 4 of them. That means the model isn't working and needs to be adjusted.

    Do not insult my intelligence because you know nothing about me.
     
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  38. Gallant Knight

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    Ur dumb bruh
     
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  39. jrmy

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    Houston downtown is 50' above sea level in most places and most of the metro area is at least 20-30' above sea level.

    Fuck off Dump.
     
  40. brolift

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    Colorado ran outta weed and beer
     
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  41. dump

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    Global warming is also probably a pretty big reason
     
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  42. Owsley

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    Loss of native marshland, huge increases in impermeable surfaces, and general incompetence by the Corps all play a role. I work with a bunch of flood modelers, and do a bit myself, but can't comment on this level of damage. I just don't think it's a huge coincidence that natural disasters are getting progressively worse.

    Hope all of y'all, and your loved ones, are safe.
     
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  43. steamengine

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  45. colonelrascals

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    lopez is v good
     
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  46. BUstang

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  47. brolift

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  48. ColeTrickle

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    If I am driving in from Austin to the Heights tomorrow after 5, should I go a different way than I-10 to 610? Have heard traffic is a nightmare.

    Also, is it realistic to drive from the Heights to 1-10 and Dairy Ashford and back on Saturday morning?
     
  49. brolift

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    Just use Waze my dude
     
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  50. toddzo

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    Take 290 into town.

    I drove in last wknd to help my parents (they live in memorial bend) and anything west of gessner (including gessner) was a bit of a shitshow.

    You should be able to get to dairy ashford from i10, but I hear north of i10 is still flooded. Def use Waze for that drive and brace yourself for some shitty traffic
     
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