*** Official Manchester United Thread: England's Most Successful Club***

Good start to the game. Fellaini should have been marking Morgan on set pieces.

 

Supposedly Memphis deleted all Man U pictures off his Instagram and unfollowed all of his teammates on Twitter.

 

Thought the team played pretty well today and deserved 3. Rojo's marking was awful on the goal and more or less gave Morgan a free pass to the front of the goal.

Also saw that about Memphis. Until we know if LVG will be back anything on the transfer side has to be pure speculation.

 

Fellaini has been charged with violent conduct for the incident with Huth (Huth was charged as well). If found guilty, Fellaini will be available for the FA Cup final but suspended for the final 3 league games.

 

Fellaini officially given a 3 match ban.

 

He'll be back for the FA cup final. Awesome!

 

Typical turn of events at Carrow Road:

1. Asshole doesn't dress Rashford - our only decent striker - because he thought that he needed a rest.

2. Guy who is supposed to play striker in his place - Martial - goes down with injury in warmups.

3. Asshole now puts Ander Herrera in for Martial.

Cant wait for yet another year of this guy.

 

and we are resting Blind. So now assuming Rooney has to play striker. We havent played since last weekend I dont see how anyone needs rest.

 

Getting pinned back early. DDG to the rescue already.

 

Darmian off injured. Would be nice to have Blind on the bench. CBJ on at LB

 

No one on the field for us has scored in the last 12 games. Utterly shocking that is even possible.

 

A win is a win. Still not performing to the level we should be.

 

This team manager sucks.

 

That's the thing, we are performing to LvG's level. I think he genuinely prefers a 1-0 win with 70% possession to a 2-0 or 3-0 win with 45-50% possession. A win is definitely a win at this point tho. Hopefully we can get some help from Arsenal tomorrow.

 

Can't see a scenario where Memphis makes the starting lineup again. He was pure garbage, didn't look like he cared on half of his crosses into the box.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...ball-news/man-utd-news-memphis-depay-11299448

 

If he made half the effort on the field that he did in getting to the tattoo parlor and partying every weekend he'd be a starting xi lock every week.

I obviously haven't been following United as long as some of you guys have, but he's got to be the biggest bust I've seen in 3 seasons of watching. Just infuriating.

 

Agreed. At this point though I'm fine with that though if it's what it takes to get LVG canned. I don't want to put myself through another year of this.

 

As shitty as we are, you know it's automatic that we beat Palace, win the FA Cup, and LVG gets to come back. No way Ed cans him if he wins the Cup.

 

Win out and we are in.

 

Bornemouth shouldn't be a problem. West Ham scares me.

Of course Swansea could come out guns a blazing like they did yesterday and give us a hand next week too so...

 

Is Martial going to be available for Tuesday?

 

I think Champions League is more heavily weighted in the final decision but an FA Cup win probably seals it. He's definitely back with both in two weeks time and that really sucks.

 

Sanches to Bayern for an initial fee of €35m, which could rise to €80m.

 

And this why you don't get caught up in transfer rumors.

 

And the game is delayed 45 minutes due to Man U bus being hit with bottles and showing up late.

 

For the first time in months this team actually has something to play for and they come out with a first half performance like that.

 

What a bad goal to give up after taking the lead.

 

X2

LVG can fuck off now

 

I can't with this guy anymore. I may need to step away for a while.

 

LvG is coming back next year. Calling my shot right now.

 

Failing to capitalize when an opportunity presents itself is the absolute definition of this team under LvG.

 

I can only wish that was the end of Van Gaal but I know its not true.

 

Need to score 4 goals against Bournemouth or it will be just the 5th time since WW2 that we've failed to score at least 50 goals in league play.

 

Have to admit this was pretty good:

https://twitter.com/MufcSongs/status/731030790235164672

 

I will watch today but I really don't want to. Feels like there is a 0% chance of a CL berth

 

Same.

Even if Swansea somehow pulls a miracle out of their ass you know we're gonna get rolled by Bournemouth because LVG.

 

Swansea pulls off the upset win and United tie 0-0

 

Old Trafford evacuated for some reason; 45 minute delayed start.

 

Suspicious package found

 

Game abandoned today at United. Neil Ashton saying it's not a package, but a suspicious device.

 

Provided Man City holds on I would be okay with not replaying the game. Ready for this shit tier season to end.

 

Fans are in good spirits at least

https://twitter.com/betbright/status/731867173891788800