*** Official Manchester United Thread: England's Most Successful Club***

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Det. Frank Bullitt, Nov 19, 2009.

  1. Jim Brockmire

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    @MUFCScoop: Gary Neville on Jamie Vardy's goal: "Manchester United used to counter-attack like that." #MUFC
     
  2. Ace Boogie

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    that was just too easy
     
  3. IAHusk

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    Schweini!!!!!!!!! Only took 3 free headers but they finally put one in.
     
  4. IAHusk

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    Outside of how pathetically easy the goal was, I'm happy for Vardy. His rise through the leagues is such an awesome story.
     
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  5. Jim Brockmire

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    Basti just completely overpowered his man to get ahead. Guy is Germany strong.
     
  6. Ace Boogie

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    Settle down, it was against a midget from the Orient.
     
  7. IAHusk

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    Blowing the whistle a little early there?
     
  8. Jim Brockmire

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    Doesn't matter. In fact, it probably serves us well here in the LVG era. We often score one we seldom score two, remember?
     
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  9. IAHusk

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    Fair enough. Just seemed like a weird time to blow the whistle. 20 seconds left and they had worked it over to Martial who was like 10 yards outside the box with tons of room in front of him and Darmian wide open on the wing.
     
  10. Sam Elliott

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  11. IAHusk

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    I wouldn't blame him at all if he wanted out. Constantly sitting on bench so that Rooney can play out of position, even though it's obvious to everyone except the guy who sets the lineup that the team is way better with Herrera in it, would get pretty damn old. Doesn't make things any better when LvG is telling the media that he is happy with Rooney's play and that he would still be in the lineup whether he is the captain or not.
     
  12. IAHusk

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    Sounds like Rojo dislocated his shoulder again in practice and will be out for several weeks. The upcoming transfer window is going to be fun to follow. I would expect multiple signings with all these injuries. Left back, winger and another striker are all positions of need imo.
     
  13. IAHusk

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    Rooney injured his ankle and will miss the West Ham and Wolfsburg matches. Unfortunately, Herrera is still injured as well and won't be available this weekend either. This team is falling apart.

    Injuries:
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    Lingard
    Jones
    Valencia

    Edit: Lingard is avalaible for tomorrow.
     
  14. Jim Brockmire

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    No Rooney means Lingaard, Memphis, and Martial up front.
    We may put up a crooked number for once.
     
  15. Jim Brockmire

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    No xi posted yet, but there are rumblings on the twitter machine that Fellaini will start. :facepalm:
     
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  16. Jim Brockmire

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    And it's official.

    DeGea, Darmian, McNair, Smalling (c), Blind, Schweiny, Schneiderlin, Mata, Fellaini, Lingaard, Martial.

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    S. Romero, Borthwick-Jackson, Varela, Carrick, Pereira, Young, Memphis.
     
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  17. MA

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    Fellaini has to pass that. Terrible.
     
  18. Jim Brockmire

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    10 minutes in and you can see how much better of a team they are without Rooney up front.
     
  19. Jim Brockmire

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    Fucking Daley Blind. For real?
     
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    Blind has been poor. Darmian cant cross with his left. Mcnair cant attack.

    We miss rafael.

    Really need herrera to get healthy.
     
  21. Jim Brockmire

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    JFC. That needs to be a goal. Fucking Fellaini is trash.
     
  22. MA

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    Martial has to have a go there. Too many touches.
     
  23. MA

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    I wish "goals per cross" was a stat. We'd have to be last in it.
     
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  24. Jim Brockmire

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    How many times are they going to get a look from 6 yards out and still not score?
     
  25. Corky Bucek

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    So many damn chances and couldn't convert. The West Ham GK had a few good saves, but the Fellaini shot was right at him.
     
  26. Sam Elliott

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    Even though we are near the top feels like so many dropped and wasted points that will bite the team in the ass come May.
     
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  27. IAHusk

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    Schweini has been charged with violent conduct by the FA. Could receive a 3 game ban.
     
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  30. IAHusk

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    I'm pretty sure he debuted against West Ham on Saturday.
     
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  31. IAHusk

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    MARTIALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  32. Corky Bucek

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    Excellent start :chatzy:
     
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  33. MA

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    Getting in behind and playing him through on the ground. I didn't know we did that anymore.
     
  34. MA

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    Finger twitched clicking submit.
     
  35. Corky Bucek

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  36. IAHusk

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  37. MA

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    Looks like Rodriguez pulled something on that FK though.
     
  38. IAHusk

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    Dear lord the defense is shaky today.
     
  39. IAHusk

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    :facepalm: I've gotten so used to this not scoring shit that I didn't even realize it had been that long.

    Manchester United ‏@ManUtdUpdates_ 51s51 seconds ago
    Anthony Martial has ended a run of 690 minutes without a goal in all comps for Manchester United. [Opta] #MUFC


    Edit: I'm an idiot. I read that wrong, it's just for Martial.
     
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    Welp we are fucked. This defense is terrible.
     
  42. IAHusk

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    Darmian has been awful for about a month now. Just stood there and watched Draxler run by him.
     
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    Dont know how to defend a simple give n go. And nice lunge schweinsteiger to open that up.
     
  44. MA

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    Welp. The UCL was fun while it lasted.
     
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    Smalling never looks over his shoulder, or hed be a better defender on breaks instead of moving to leave a gaping hole.

    Our injuries, goddamn.
     
  46. Corky Bucek

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  47. IAHusk

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    Well that's a questionable sub.
     
  48. Corky Bucek

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    Woooooo hahahaha
     
  49. Corky Bucek

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    Oh fuck that. That was so late
     
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    I miss the SAF days, wouldve gotten the call
     
  51. IAHusk

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    Fully expecting us to equalize, only to have PSV get a stoppage time winner to advance. Just to really drive home the fuck us.