**OFFICIAL MIAMI HEATS THREAD: NBA CHAMPIONS SUCK OUR DICKS!!!!!

lmao at people on this board who think Perkins would fuck up UD. UD is one of the few players that I've always felt could get arrested at anytime for curb stomping a nigga.

I love how espn turns yesterdays game into showing how OKC has the advantage because they played so bad

I'm pretty sure the heat shot under 38% and still won

same here

Dwade played below average. Bosh played bad. Despite his 9 turnovers, Durant still scored 30, Westbrook still had 28. The Heat played just as bad as OKC did(if not worse). What's ESPN trying to say?

GAME NOTES

• Miami is 23-2 at home. Memphis is 12-16 on the road.
• The Heat have won 17 straight games at home.
• The franchise record for consecutive home wins is 18, which Miami can tie with a win tonight.
• This is the only meeting between the Heat and Grizzlies this season.
• Memphis has won five of their last eight games against the Heat.
• The Grizzlies have also won five of their last seven games overall.
• Dwyane Wade needs three blocked shots to tie Rony Seikaly for 2nd place on the all-time list for the Heat.
• Mike Miller (ankle) remains out for Miami.
• As for the Grizzlies, forward Darrell Arthur (Achilles) is out.

Wtf is going on? Not home yet

Yep. It was for a story on ESPN. Great stuff.

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/7770269/the-mistrial-lebron-james-espn-magazine

Game Notes

• The Heat have swept the Pistons series for the 2nd year in a row
• Heat are now an NBA best 24-3 at home
• The Heat have beaten the Pistons for the 7th straight time
• Norris Cole set a career high in free throws made and attempted
• Jason Maxiell scored his 1st field goal against the Heat this year
• Miami is now 10-1 without Dwyane Wade this season
• The Heat are the 3rd team to win 40 games this year
• Lebron James shot his 6,000th career free throw

guy needs a couple minutes every game in the 2nd quarter to see if his shot is falling. if it is, leave him in, if not he can return to the bench.

GAME NOTES

• Miami is 24-3 at home. Boston is 12-15 on the road.
• The Have have won their last two home meetings with the Celtics, though Boston has won 15 of the last 18 regular season games against Miami overall.
• The Celtics aging star Paul Pierce was named the NBA's Player of the Month for March.
• Pierce averaged 22.3 points, 5.6 boards and 3.6 steals during the month, as Boston won 12 of their 17 games.
• Celtics point guard Rajon Rondo recorded a triple-double (16-11-14) against the Heat on April 1st.
• Rondo has at least 10 assists in 17 consecutive games, the longest such streak in the NBA since John Stockton's streak of 29 straight games all the way back in 1992.
• Dwyane Wade, who missed Miami's win over Detroit on Sunday, said he will be back in the lineup tonight.
• Wade (ankle) is the only player on the Heat's injured list, as he is officially listed as probable.
• As for Boston, they will be without forward Mickael Pietrus (head) and center Jermaine O'Neal (wrist).

Outside of 3 & 6, no one can make a fucking play.

The reason I don't mind Bosh fucking up and playing like a raptor who just did 7 whipits is because he tries.

When LeBron or DWade dont try it is infectious to everyone on this team; even Haslem.

This team infuriates me

Please get rid of Bosh and his max salary bitch ass

You can't have your #3 option go houdini every important game

So predictable. No one on this team has the balls to hit a big shot to get us over the hump and Allen hits his one millionth dagger

All the Spo slurpers please defend him

Not to mention he lets Garnett shoot 10 of 13

What a shit call that was.

God damn shut the fuck up

I have zero faith in this team to win a championship.

I mean, I won't be surprised if they turn on the D in the next 2 weeks, and we push to the Finals.

I'm just incredibly scared that we're only as good as Bosh is on any given night.

I am. This team has three all world players and we can't beat the celtics at home

Bosh had hardly been all-world.

You're such a fucking pussy. We had a losing record against all the top teams in the East last season and still made the Finals. Stop being a raging faggot for once in your life.

Calm down people.

We said the same things last year than won all 3 eastern conference series in 5

We're pretty much playing the same teams this year as we did last year, and the C's are older. It's no sweat really.

Damn I hate being a sports fan down here people hit the panic button so fucking much, been saying for two months wake me when the playoffs start because this team has shown they have no real drive in the regular season to be great(no chance of them ever chasing the bulls record like I once thought would be a possibility on year) so why bother. Hell listen to Wades comments after game talking about how they're just preparing for the playoffs and if people don't have faith in them after what they have proven before then oh well.

At this point the only thing that pisses me off about them losing a game is I know it will bring hoosier bitchin ass out the woods to complain. Like Gibbs said the only time he something to say is when its negative.

How does Bosh manage to completely disappear in every single big game? That nigga owe's Wade and LeBron money.

Also, enough with those ugly ass back in black jerseys.

Crazy thing about Bosh is he played fine offense in fourth wasn't he like 3/5 for like 9 pts and 3 orbs? Defensively what the hell was that shit LOL its like Doc called the give whoever Bosh is guarding the ball and everyone else get out the way offense.

Anyway anyone still wonder why JJ doesn't play much just look at some of the blown defensive rotations by him in second quarter. Sucks because I like JJ, but you can't be worried about the three point shooter when a man is flashing to front of the rim that Riley defense 101 right there.

So yeah that's 19 of the last 20 games that Bosh has been held under double digit rebounding.

I'm not panicking. We'll prob lose 1/2 against the bulls too, and skip bayless will yell about how they don't have what it takes. Wonder if we're gonna rest the big 3 anytime during the last few games

This is what does worry me. Bosh was huge at times during the playoffs. Or at least he wasn't a liability. Idk if its the compressed season or what, but he's playing terrible for 90% of each game

I've been saying for a while, SPO MUST GO. We may be able to win a championship in spite of his coaching deficiencies, but we will never reach our full potential with him as our coach. He has no offensive imagination/ability as a coach whatsoever. He can be a good defensive coach, but that's it. Wade and Lebron run that team. Thibs is 10x the coach that Spo is and it shows in the standings. Doc is also a hell of a lot better coach than Spo.

And Bosh never ceases to frustrate shit out of me.

Yep going to Chip Kelly and Oregon to restructure the offense really shows a guy who lacks creativity. Any time the Miami Heat score 107 against the Boston Celtics, they should win by at least 15. The offense is not the problem.