** Official New Girl Thread: Final Countdown **

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  1. TheGrifter

    TheGrifter It's a trick. Get an axe.
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    Jesus Christ, Megan Fox.

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  2. brahmanknight

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    It is beautiful in here. It's like the inside of Cate Blanchett.

    We get that a lot. :roll:
     
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  3. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    Holy fuck this season has been awesome without Jess. The panic moonwalk slayed me.
     
  4. Codename Duchess

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    I'm loving this show with Megan Fox. I hope Zooey gets pregnant again soon.
     
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  5. SugarShaun

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    Good, now we can stop looking like the people in a beer commercial before the beer shows up
     
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  6. DC3

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    Winston killed it this episode with his cop voice. It had me rolling
     
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  7. TheGrifter

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    I'm so jealous of Nick after this episode.

    Also, Cece's audition scene during the credits was maybe the funniest for her character in the entire show, IMO.
     
  8. Jake Scott

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    Megan Fox is really doing things to my naughty bits.

    Winston was fucking amazing in the mirror with his warm up voices.

    Schmidt is officially in my top 5 favorite tv personality of all time. He's the best thing going on tv as far as comedy goes.

    Hope Jess never comes back. Fuck her.
     
  9. Cardeja12

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    It was this month last year when I binged the first 3 seasons during family spring break. Love this show
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Megan Fox makes my naughty places tingle.
     
  11. brahmanknight

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    Outside Dave with a bat: It's time.
     
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  12. Jake Scott

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    "Is your name Stephanie?"
     
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  13. laxjoe

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    So...not Stephanie
     
  14. laxjoe

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    Been away the last couple weeks. Finally caught up on demand and remembered to record last night. Man, this has been great.

    I was skeptical of bringing another roommate in, but Megan Fox has been amazing.
     
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  15. laxjoe

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    Jess is back next week?
     
  16. DC3

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    Unfortunately yes
     
  17. SugarShaun

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  18. dump

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    :no:
     
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  19. Cardeja12

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    I feel like Megan fox has been pretty well received after a lot of skepticism. Maybe they keep her on longer? Anyone read anything?
     
  20. coffee

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    Lost it when Nick nonchalantly throws in "Heroes don't wear capes" before crossing the wires.
     
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  21. Jake Scott

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    "Nick-on-Nick time. The masterbater. Everyone does it 3 or 4 times a day."
     
  22. Kylebw1

    Kylebw1 UNC ACC Champs
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    Jess being back kills the show.
     
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  23. brahmanknight

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    In general, I've found the "Jess kills the show" stuff overplayed, but it was plainly obvious last night.
     
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  24. Mix

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    Yeah her taking the time off was terrible for the show because now we all know for sure that they show is better without her.
     
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  25. dump

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    Sayonara, Sammy
     
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  26. dump

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    Never thought I would miss a Megan Fox appearance since Transformers

    And yet here I am wanting more
     
  27. Jake Scott

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  28. brahmanknight

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    I have to say, that Persian chick that is Winston's partner is 5x better than I thought the character would be.
     
  29. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Nasim Pedrad..she was on SNL for a while
     
  30. afb

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    "Who the fuck is sammy?"

    then later followed by "I'm Sammy" was really good
     
  31. Jax Teller

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    Catching up on this season. Just made it to the episode where jess is back. I forgot how annoying her singing and announcing voices are. Wish they would keep Megan Fox longer.
     
  32. SugarShaun

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    I bitched about Jess being back and my wife rolled her eyes at me. When the episode was over I said "See! Worst episode in a month"
     
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  33. laxjoe

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  34. CoastalOrange

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    Finally started playing catch-up on Season 5 last night and I was laughing out loud so many times. The show really is so much better when Jess is not in it. Megan Fox is obviously hot but I love the dynamic she is offering.

    So many good parts, Schmidt playing the solo from Drumline to Winnie the Bish coming out ("We gonna make a girl cry today!"). Just fantastic.
     
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  35. Mix

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    Was hoping Jess was going to be fired and written out of the show. Oh well.
     
  36. The Goat

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    Last night's episode was fantastic.

    He was about average, blonde, hade go a point, looked like he had a scar from a hook or something. You want me to describe his face and body now?
     
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  37. laxjoe

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    I knew he was describing a penis the whole time.
     
  38. LookslikeUofI

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    My ass don't quit- what about my ass?
     
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  39. dump

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    Wait you guys dont get flashed?

    Not even after holidays?
     
  40. Krieger

    Krieger Pita Predator
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    i normally dont hate jess as much as most in this thread but she irritated me in the last episode

    it was like because jess wasnt there for a month they had to cram all the overly sentimental stuff in that they missed
     
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  41. coffee

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    Not even after the Olympics?!
     
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  42. CoastalOrange

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    Yep, it's true. Jess being back is not good. They focus on her way too much already and I'm not a fan.
     
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  43. Codename Duchess

    Codename Duchess Well-Known Member

    At least they separated Jess from the group so she didn't weigh down the scenes with the characters that are actually funny.

    This show is going to be unbearable when they force Nick and Jess back together.
     
  44. TDintheCorner

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    "It was like a crime turducken!"

    :roll:
     
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  45. SugarShaun

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    Sandy Cohen is Schmidts dad, fantastic
     
  46. Jake Scott

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    Let's get Seth in there as a cousin and I'll go ahead and name this show the GOAT...
     
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  47. TDintheCorner

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    He was already on it as one of Jess' exes.
     
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  48. TDintheCorner

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    Schmidt's color coding system killed me.

    "Catering is under fuscia because I refuscia to serve salmon at this wedding!"
     
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  49. Jake Scott

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    Holy shit I forgot about that...
     
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