*Official Sporting Kansas City Thread*

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by roonskie, Aug 12, 2012.

  1. DirtBall

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    Do something with your fucking life Gerso. So many wasted chances. Fuck.
     
  2. DirtBall

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    Fuck you baby Bes
     
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    Knew he was burnt and dove like a bitch
     
  4. DirtBall

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    I’m pretty sure we’ve only won 3 games vs playoff teams. So, that’s not cool.
     
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    Close-ups at normal speed showed he was clearly heel clipped. Y’all have a tough concluding schedule to the season. The MLS playoff model might be silly, but it manages to keep things mostly interesting through 34 games.
     
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    They added a press conference at noon tomorrow. Guessing it’s to officially announce this kid.
     
  8. DirtBall

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    #NoOtherClub

     
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    Felipe, Johnny, and Nemeth all called into their national teams so far.
     
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    Anyone else going out for #ZlataNight?
     
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    Marrufo was warming up 5 feet from me and I started giving him shit. I pulled up Sams article and started reading it to him. He would of fucked us over anyways but probably wasn’t a good call by me.
     
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  14. hardcorekickball

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    The literally millions of dead sperm that I have ejaculated over the years could have done a better job at officiating tonight's game while blinfolded.
     
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    You know it’s bad when Besler is speaking out

     
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    http://amp.kansascity.com/sports/mls/sporting-kc/article219642450.html

    “Sporting KC has won only two of its past 16 matches with Marrufo serving as the center referee, according to statistics gathered from Transfer Markt. The club is 2-8-6 during that stretch, which dates back to Oct. 16, 2010. Marrufo, who worked this summer’s World Cup, has handed out 29 cards to Sporting KC over that time frame. He’s given 14 to its opponents.

    No team in Major League Soccer has a worse record with Marrufo on the field since 2011 than Sporting KC, tallying the 21 teams that have seen him at least three times. Sporting KC is one of only three MLS teams to make the playoffs in all eight of those seasons.”
     
  18. DirtBall

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    FCD lost but LAFC won. So if we win Wed we’ll be even with LAFC but we have the tie breaker advantage and 1 point behind FCD. I don’t care if we get 1st or 2nd, I just want to avoid the play in game even if it is at home. And a friendly reminder, after Wed our final two matches: @ FCD and LAFC at CMP.
     
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  19. DirtBall

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    Think this is his 4th or 5th set piece goal this year at SPR. Better than Zusi.

     
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    Besler to RW confirmed. Need our boy GLB to get the winner.
     
  21. DirtBall

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    He can’t score worth shit but that was just beautiful from Shelton.
     
  22. DirtBall

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    :NailedIt:

    Kind of.
     
  23. DirtBall

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    THISE GOALS ARE FUCKING HUGE. LAFC were getting close to our goal differential.
     
  24. hardcorekickball

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    Goals on goals on goals.
     
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    Hahaha ike you funny guy
     
  27. DirtBall

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    Holy shit at this off the bench firepower: GLB, Nemeth, Rubio, Gerso and that’s with Yohan out with a quad strain.



    Versus

     
  28. DirtBall

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    7 mins in and got to bust it out already:

     
  29. hardcorekickball

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    Gonzalez is a trash person
     
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    Barrios is one of those that is forgettable for 99% of the season but always has his best match of the season vs us.
     
  31. DirtBall

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    Fuck Seth. You need to get some sleep dude.
     
  32. hardcorekickball

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    Oh hell yeah
     
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    Just a great fucking ball front shelton. I hack on his ability not to hit an empty net but he does so much.
     
  34. hardcorekickball

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    That was a crazy goal.
     
  35. DirtBall

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    MUTHER FUCKING BUMMPPPPP
     
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  36. hardcorekickball

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    Atta boy, timmy
     
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    I missed the actual PK cause some old hen at Constantino’s accosted me because I parked too close to her car. Bitch, you park over the line you wait till I get done shopping till you can open your door.
     
  38. DirtBall

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    ROGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
     
  39. hardcorekickball

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    Oh FUCK YES!
     
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    Suck all the dicks, dallas
     
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    So great that Roger scores the record setter. He never gets talked about the same as Besler and Zues but he’s been there since the start for PV and he’s probably the biggest locker room voice we have. The “Sporting way” and “sporting fit” have him to thank for setting the culture.
     
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    Roger is straight up blue collar, 13k in the stands, lunch pail attitude, get a little better every day, midwestern values, nc2a, big 8 type of player
     
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    His only knock is that he played for that trash school in Columbus. Luckily he saw the mistake he made and left after a year.
     
  44. DirtBall

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    Not sure if I like PV not using any subs in the second to last match right after a midweek game but he’s the boss not me.
     
  45. DirtBall

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    Johnnys the fookin best. Which way does Ilie go here?
     
  46. DirtBall

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    JOHNNY!!!!!!
     
  47. hardcorekickball

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    Woooooooooo!
     
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    HAHA John John laughing at their weak asses as he walks off
     
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    #NeverForget