If she's playing this chick Spoiler And after some quick friar juggs reasearch she is. Then it's about fucking time.
Herschel had Carl out of bed after taking a slug in the chest in like a week, and Russell walking after tearing up his leg muscles without a limp in a week too. Dale will probably be back in commission in a month. Two weeks for being disemboweled, two weeks for having a bullet tear through his brain.
Look at this shit the writers teased before the second half of the season started. They seriously think what they've put together is ground breaking!!!
Not to mention this groundbreaking twist with Sophia in the barn literally fueled half an episode of conflict, then Herschel went and got drunk and everyone was friendly again.
I really like the opening credits, they get me pumped like American Horror Story does, but the shows take completely different paths post-credits.
Heard they got new writers. Why? It's turned from a zombie show with some dramatic turns to an hour long drama about moral quandaries with with zombies thrown in. Show becomes a little popular and they make changes so they can broaden the appeal and cash in on it.
Carl needs to..Who forgets that there's a walker on the property? Oh yeah...sorry mom forgot to tell you there was a fucking ZOMBIE within a few blocks of the house. How do you take that shit lightly since you've seen 1/2 the people you know turned into a human buffet. That's like seeing a rattlesnake in your garage and not telling anyone about it.That kids a cocky little fucking moron and realistically should be dead by season 3. I wasn't that upset to see die though
I hope of one the episode has a downy zombie or a mentally challenged walker wearing a helmet and some Velcro shoes lol I think Cameo's would be funny also..Zombie Chipper Jones anyone
Not to mention he dropped a damn gun with ammunition in it after they subtly hinted the entire show that they were fucking running out.
I seriously think the graphics/design/whatever team that put the opening together could write a better plot line.
Daryl got too much screen time early this year, so they needed to dial back. Too much excitement. Fucking shitty writing.
along the lines of Herschel being a magnificent physician, Daryl was fucking impaled by one of his own arrows. Herschel and his magic bandages had him better in no time. Even in a show where there are god damned zombies walking around, it would be nice to keep some aspects a little more realistic.
Hey does everyone remember when Dr. Jenner whispered in Rick's ear at the CDC...and then they never addressed it.
That would make too much sense. What about when Rick sees the helicopter in Atlanta right before he gets surrounded by zombies? What happened to that? Or the black guy? DAMN I HATE THIS SHOW but for some reason I keep finding myself watching the next week every time.
Yeah, I thought I just missed it, but I definitely dont remember an explanation for why the black guy is no longer around.
Shit I forgot about the helicopter. At no point since then has he thought to mention- oh by the way I saw a helicopter flying around, that leaves me to believe that there is a safe zone somewhere, we should try to find it or signal future helicopters.
1. MOTHERFUCKING SHIT CARL, you motherfucking shittalking COCKSUCKING IDIOT! oh lemme steal a gun and leave it there (im sure there will be a whole episode about trying to get it back, or conversely, no mention of a nice piece now gone, there is no in between with this faggot ass show). i actually probably would have gotten as much satisfication carl died rather than dale. 1(a). And WTF is it about people "SLIPPING" when zombies come after them? everyone, OH SHIT ZOMBIE LET ME TAKE A STEP BACKWARD THEN BEARCRAWL UNDER SHIT AND THEN BUFFALO KICK TO THE FACE AND THEN SCAMPER OFF... jesus christ faggots go to a damn wal mart, get some boots, stop fucking being pussies. 1(b). speaking of, love how the zombie came from behind dale, the things wheeze like a motherfucker, if it was laying on the ground, dale either stepped over it or just didnt hear it. either way, shit writing. 2. Dale: "you people want this to be the survival of the fittest out here". NO. FUCKING. WAY. Are you serious AMC?? YOU (DEAD) ASSMUNCHER I swear to God this is a Zombie Apocalypse, not playing house and getting along. which KILLS me that blonde slut is all "youre right." So lemme get this straight, she bitches to lori that you cant play house and make everything alright, but then turns around and wants to save this kid on some vested notion of whats right, in a ZOMBIE FUCKING APOCALYPSE? again like what i said last week, PEOPLE'S DISPOSITIONS dont magically change like that, especially coming from a dumb bitch that shot her zombie sister in the head. 3. zombies have crusty hands, shit torque and leverage in their bodies, yet somehow RIP FUCKING COW STOMACHS open with their bear hands... makes sense 4. LOL sophia's mom just RANDOMLY blurting out shit during the "talking dead" jury. no one asks your opinion because you are an insecure cunt, now shut up and go put that pained look back on your face like you have 4 tampons shoved up your menopausal and now barren cootch 5. if there was a zombie apocolypse, i firmly believe that the TMB faction would fucking run shit... 10 levels of trenches, moats, barbed wire, traps, spotlights, and high powered scoped rifles all the way down to broken glass super glued onto bats. we would ration shit, we would scavange shit and we would fucking wreck anything that got near us. period. 6. with that said, we start in the morning.. oh hey dale being a faggot and people walking around talking... flash fwd to the jury trial with more talking, its sunset, in between what were people doing? not sure... i am sure t-dawg was balls deep in one of herschel's vet school books or reading twlight to the dumb ass suicide bitch in bed, regardless, they werent helping the rest of the group, and on TMB island, that gets your ass kenny powers out, or gets your show cancelled, at this point im not sure which happens first fuck this fucking show fuck fuck fuck fuck Spoiler fuck you amc Spoiler one love wu
This was legitimately the first episode I just wanted to turn off because about 3/4 of the way through I did not remember one fucking thing that happened in the episode. That's how little this writing had my attention. Unbelievable how the writers have just decided to have any semblance of reality or common sense wiped from the show. Just fucking brutal. Love The Talking Dead. Fucking nails it. Also, team Ninja Zombie. Those are some sneaky undead fuckers. Turns out the guy who couldn't see one zombie on a wide open field was the one in charge of lookout the whole time. Brilliant. How does a slow moving, darth vader breathing, lumbering undead just "surprise" you? I mean, if you're a writer, how did THIS scene get created? They had 2 minutes left until the deadline and just said "fuck it"... At this point I'm convinced that the writers are doing it on purpose. There is no way this is professionally written. I just fail to believe it. No fucking way. This show is the ultimate troll. They will come out at the end of it all saying that they were fucking with us the whole time. I mean fuck, this is basically "The View" set in a Zombie world. And TDawg even looks like Whoopi. Get the shotgun better become a thing man.
even better is Dale wasn't even on his toes once he saw a dead cow in the field, like I'd be doing 360s all the way back to the camp with my rifle locked and loaded
Why can't anyone understand Walking Dead's amazing writing for what it is? Obviously Dale was suicidal. Go for a nighttime stroll during a zombie apocalypse? Investigating strange sounds in the dark, alone, during a zombie apocalypse? Allowing a slow moving, loud as fuck walker get behind you in a field, DURING A ZOMBIE APOCAYLPSE? Obviously, the writers expect us to know that Dale subconsciously wanted to be gutted by a super-strength ninja zombie.
Hey guys anyone seen this cool new video? Its like a remade The Walking Dead intro, but get this, it's set to the Growing Pains theme song. Classic.
I specifically remember reading something before this season started that what he said WILL be mentioned at some point during the season. I think it's probably just what everyone who read the comics already knows Spoiler everyone has the virus and no matter how you die you become a zombie unless it's brain trauma. It will probably come up when Shane dies and comes back. I think that's how they confirmed it in the comics? Went back and dug him up after Carl killed him and saw he was a zombie? Haven't read all the comics but have read some stuff online. Sorry for the long spoiler but didn't want to take any chances.
Because the writers think its interesting even though its not. Spoiler I'd also like to reiterate how gay it is that the author refuses to come up with a reason everyone has the virus. He's a pussy.
marcus I have heard a spoiler that may interest you as someone who has read the graphic novels. It pertains to this season. I think that the readers of said novels will not appreciate it. If interested PM (lookitme)
Bump. Huge spoiler Spoiler Tonight's episode will contain more of the same suck as the rest of season 2.
Ah the eulogy that makes me want to laugh and nothing else. Dale dies so "we do it his way." The fuck does this mean?