Ohio State: Breaking Bama

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  1. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 New Member

  2. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 New Member

    Some of this is comical.

    Part 1:

    LOL, what? Meyer beat Saban in year 2 when Saban had a bunch of FR playing. Saban came back the next 2 years and destroyed UF, almost killed Urban, and made him run away from the SEC.
  3. Swim Cantore

    Swim Cantore Global Warming is a MYTH, Pawwwlll

  4. broXcore

    broXcore a car full of emaw, and everybody certified

    should be a fun thread
  5. IanC

    IanC Hurr Derrrr herrrrrr, Bork! Bork! Bork!

    Maybe we should all spend the rest of the day finding stupid things written by the local press in Alabama.
  6. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 Top 3 in Trophy Points

    We attempted to break Bama

    It was emasculating
  7. Wywan Bwowna

    Wywan Bwowna New Member

    do it faggit
  8. WTX

    WTX i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

    saban will be at texas by then

    you're welcome CUM buddies
  9. Redav

    Redav I want to die

    Awww, yis
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  10. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green

    have at it

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  11. Bricktop

    Bricktop do you know what nemesis means?

    only bobby bowden knows how to break saban :mulletsmug:
  12. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 New Member

    Part 3 is an entire story about how Bama is going into Ohio to recruit and it's causing a bunch of head to head recruiting battles. They portray it like Bama is recruiting the midwest to "Send a message to OSU" or "Distract OSU". They then go and post a map showing the large majority of H2H battles are in the south. :laugh: Bama recruits nationally right now so of course they are going to offer some kids in the midwest. It's not bc they are sending a message or trying to distract OSU, though. That's just foolish to even suggest that.

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  13. ToPoor

    ToPoor Dental Plan

    welp, goodbye productivity.
  14. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 if boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses

  15. Corch

    Corch TV's must. Button's must. T-M-B Platinum Plus

    How many more times are you going to make me take you to Golden Corral before you let me taste that honey pot?
  16. Merica

    Merica Quebecois was a cunt.

    The closest person to breaking Bama is clearly


    and it's not even close.
  17. WTX

    WTX i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

  18. AHebrewToo

    AHebrewToo Albino Hebrew Extraordinaire

    You'll notice that Alabama and OSU, two of the premier CFB teams, have gone head-to-head over 6 recruits in Ohio, but none in Alabama.

    One might argue that Saban is intentionally trying to poach talent from Ohio to make it harder on Meyer, or that Meyer is not going after Alabama recruits to give Saban a sporting chance at competing with OSU in the future. But I think the truth is that Alabama just doesn't produce any good football players.
  19. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Мы не трахал вокруг больше.

    Let's not get into a battle of who is dumber between OSU fans and Alabama fans... oh wait, that would be fucking awesome.

    I like TMB OSU in a battle of wits.
  20. Redav

    Redav I want to die

    Glad somebody is recruiting Ga since we stopped.
  21. WTX

    WTX i ain't trifling with no stale ass bread

    i'm not sure taylor would approve of your language here, or you wanting to kill my buddy Pelican
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  22. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 New Member


    Bama was terrible when Ginn came out in 2004. Mike Shula was the coach. Going after a top player from Ohio, or anywhere out of region, would have been pointless. They aren't recruiting the midwest now bc they are scared of OSU. They are recruiting the midwest now bc they've won 3 of 4 national titles and can get any kid's attention when they offer. Doesn't mean they will land them, but they have a shot these days. Same goes with the northeast, Cali, Texas, etc. Bama is recruiting all regions now, not just bc of the midwest bc they are scared of OSU.
  23. Herb.Burdette

    Herb.Burdette New Member

    Adj. 1. obsessed- having or showing excessive or compulsive concern with something; "became more and more haunted by the stupid riddle"; "was absolutely obsessed with the girl"; "got no help from his wife who was preoccupied with the children"; "he was taken up in worry for the old woman"
    haunted, taken up, preoccupied
    concerned - feeling or showing worry or solicitude; "concerned parents of youthful offenders"; "was concerned about the future"; "we feel concerned about accomplishing the task at hand"; "greatly concerned not to disappoint a small child"

    2. obsessed- influenced or controlled by a powerful force such as a strong emotion; "by love possessed"
    controlled - restrained or managed or kept within certain bounds; "controlled emotions"; "the controlled release of water from reservoirs"

    3. obsessed - linking articles from the Cleveland Plain Dealer because you hear Urban Meyer's footsteps outside your door; "dblplay1212 is so obsessed about Ohio State, he searches the internet daily for articles by local hacks to start threads on TMB"
  24. VoodooChild5

    VoodooChild5 Fan of: Notre Dame


    urban such scare

    so troll

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  25. Lou Holth

    Lou Holth Memory be fucked

    This is going to be a real shitty thread with real shitty posters.
  26. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 New Member

    Or OSU knows they have no chance of pulling a kid from Bama. :twocents:
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  27. Corch

    Corch TV's must. Button's must. T-M-B Platinum Plus

    Meet me out back in ten minutes
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  28. bic

    bic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  29. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 if boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses

    Is anyone reading dbl's posts?
  30. Duke Buster

    Duke Buster New Member

    Bama fans have been acting strangely defensive lately...I wonder if it's because their team is shit this year or they're concerned about losing Saban or they're concerned about the NCAA coming to town
  31. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare Christ - Family - Money

    Good thing Urban has Tubs with him in Ohio to help tell him how to beat Bama.
  32. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 New Member

    Someone that lives in Ohio posted on BOL, thank ya very much.
  33. Herb.Burdette

    Herb.Burdette New Member

    You aren't fooling anyone here.
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  34. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 New Member

  35. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Мы не трахал вокруг больше.

    It is clearly a defense mechanism based on their apparent vulnerability this year.
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  36. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Мы не трахал вокруг больше.

    You heard the song she wrote about Jake. She's totally into murder.
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  37. JBF76

    JBF76 Guest

    Wait a minute. DBL why is this big news to you? You root for Auburn.
  38. Corch

    Corch TV's must. Button's must. T-M-B Platinum Plus

    I can't wait to see dbl's paragraphs of rage after an undefeated OSU team gets to the title game over a one loss Alabama
  39. Duke Buster

    Duke Buster New Member

    :roll: dbl is talking shit to an article...by himself
  40. BTH

    BTH New Member

    Cant wait for the day when DBL drops dead of a heart attack. It will make for good posting.
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  41. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one

    I dont know why but i believe him yo
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  42. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Мы не трахал вокруг больше.

    The CPD needs an online comments section.
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  43. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare Christ - Family - Money

    Soon dbl will use this article as evidence that all tOSU posters believe they are under attack and are scared of Bama.
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  44. TDCD

    TDCD Staff Member

    xavier lee: saban killer
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  45. Herb.Burdette

    Herb.Burdette New Member

    I'm waiting for the Michigan fans to get jealous that dblplay1212 is contending that we are more obsessed with Alabama than we are with them.
  46. The Milkman

    The Milkman Send lawyers, guns and money, shit has hit the fan

    I tried to stick it in the butt of a Buckeye chick this year. She squealed and said No!

    Team OSU
  47. OHW

    OHW New Member

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    BuckeyeRiot Soup Kitten

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  49. Fudd

    Fudd All men must die.

  50. Heddo

    Heddo This one's for MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY!

    Only 1 man knew how to beat Sabans best team ever...

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