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  1. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    My mom lives in that neighborhood. I hope this wasn't her post.
     
    #551 wes tegg, Jun 25, 2016
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  2. TDCD

    TDCD Handling the Fisher account
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    #552 TDCD, Jun 25, 2016
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  3. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    Quite possibly the best I've seen. And I found it myself

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    #553 CraigAnne Conway, Jun 28, 2016
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  4. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    I'm less pissed about these energy-generating muslims handing their literature out to dead women while wearing terrorist clothes, and more pissed that this bitch was hanging out with the fucking Amish... Fucking tax evading pieces of shit.
     
    #554 CraigAnne Conway, Jun 28, 2016
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  5. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    i love that she didnt think she was a dead woman until after she had received the muslim literature
     
    #555 Tobias, Jun 28, 2016
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  6. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    lol

    also, dead "women"
     
    #556 CraigAnne Conway, Jun 28, 2016
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  7. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    black knot in his turbine

    this is not a prank
     
    #557 Tobias, Jun 28, 2016
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  8. bhrangerfan0809

    bhrangerfan0809 Sprinkles are for Spelling Bee Winners™
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    Muslims and turbines never go well together
     
    #558 bhrangerfan0809, Jun 28, 2016
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  9. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    I can't even imagine what a "terrorist outfit" would consist of in this woman's eyes, or anyone's really, but she apparently thinks the public will know exactly what she means by that term hahahahaha
     
    #559 CraigAnne Conway, Jun 28, 2016
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  10. bhrangerfan0809

    bhrangerfan0809 Sprinkles are for Spelling Bee Winners™
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    Made it even better that I read it as Durka Durka Road
     
    #560 bhrangerfan0809, Jun 28, 2016
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  11. thegenerel

    thegenerel Well-Known Member
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    I mashed up two Indiana Jones scenes in my head when thinking of what happens when black knots meet turbines

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    #561 thegenerel, Jun 29, 2016
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  12. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    What the hell state is Geauga County in?

    22 seconds later....

    Ohhhh.... say no more.
     
    #562 chet fire, Jun 30, 2016
  13. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

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    #563 chet fire, Jul 1, 2016
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  14. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    #564 Joe_Pesci, Jul 4, 2016
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  15. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    God until now I never even thought of Facebook like that. That person views facebook as a daily newspaper of stories written by people they know. They read the whole thing "front to back"

    My mind is blown
     
    #565 Tony Ray Bans, Jul 5, 2016
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  16. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    For a whole 24 hours I promise to dutifully consider that you aren't a total piece of shit, having brought this joy into my life.
     
    #566 BellottiBold, Jul 5, 2016
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  17. Gtr

    Gtr Guest

    If we can arrest all proselytizers for harassment we will call it even Sally :gfa:
     
    #567 Gtr, Jul 5, 2016
  18. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    So that's the fucker responsible for me seeing only the same 12 people over and over.
     
    #568 chet fire, Jul 5, 2016
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  19. snowfx2

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    #569 snowfx2, Jul 5, 2016
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  20. George Costanza

    George Costanza It's not a lie if you believe it
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    Easily the best part. Durkee Rd. Can't make that up.
     
    #570 George Costanza, Jul 6, 2016
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  21. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    #571 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, Jul 7, 2016
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  22. Gtr

    Gtr Guest

    the news
     
    #572 Gtr, Jul 7, 2016
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  23. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Lol came to post that.
     
    #573 Killy Me Please, Jul 10, 2016
  24. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    #574 One Two, Jul 13, 2016
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  25. OHW

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    #575 OHW, Jul 20, 2016
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  26. OHW

    OHW Well-Known Member
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    very nsfw
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    #576 OHW, Jul 23, 2016
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  27. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    That is the epitome of old people on facebook
     
    #577 cutig, Jul 23, 2016
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  28. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    Sorry, I liked these edits better.

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    #578 chet fire, Jul 23, 2016
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  29. H/T

    H/T Top 3 Swansea City AFC Poster
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    Big picture for big titties

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    #579 H/T, Jul 23, 2016
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  30. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    rick doesnt mince words
     
    #580 Joe_Pesci, Jul 23, 2016
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  31. daddy fat sacks

    daddy fat sacks shoulda bought an ounce but you copped a dub
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    Wooooooooood
     
    #581 daddy fat sacks, Jul 23, 2016
  32. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    *Don't click if you're anti-Lyner*

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    #582 Pelican, Aug 6, 2016
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  33. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    Not really old people Facebook, but my mother in law texted me today to let me know about a 20 0/0 off sale at Restoration Hardware.

    Yes that's 20 zero forward slash zero off.
     
    #583 CraigAnne Conway, Aug 7, 2016
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  34. OHW

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    #584 OHW, Aug 7, 2016
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  35. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I just came across this one:
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    #585 wes tegg, Aug 19, 2016
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  36. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    #586 Joe_Pesci, Aug 26, 2016
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  37. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    The whole thing could be highlighted.
     
    #587 941Gator, Aug 27, 2016
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  38. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    How can that be from 2016.

    I don't care if you're 53, Caroline, you should know by now what the fuck Facebook is.

    (Wait - she won't be 53 until November, what are you doing, Caroline?)
     
    #588 chet fire, Aug 27, 2016
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  39. OHW

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    #589 OHW, Sep 5, 2016
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  40. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

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    #590 chet fire, Sep 12, 2016
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  41. CC

    CC Waiting for moments that never come
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    #591 CC, Sep 23, 2016
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  42. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    #592 Pelican, Oct 24, 2016
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  43. Wellen Dowd

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    My mom is an old person on Facebook. so many facepalms
     
    #593 Wellen Dowd, Oct 24, 2016
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  44. AUB

    AUB My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est
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    Rebecca Jones     Those were the good old days, play jacks and marbles. I'm right handed but I played jacks with my LEFT HAND .

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    Randy Hickson     T these kids don't know what having fun , all about, no Television, no eye phone, PlayStation. Just natural fun . From Sun up to Sun down ..

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    Carol Fitzpatrick     I had a lovely childhood! My dear mum had 7 of us......we went out playing,amusing ourselves.......fishing with jam jars,making our own nets out of old stockings/tights,made kites......etc..we were gone all day! We never had much but I am so glad we were like the kids in the first picture and NOT the second!!

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    Herminia Kiernan     Kids now a days are disrespectful & no regards for their elders. Bad TV, media, songs, movies, technologies & wrong friend & some parents who care less of what their kids do are some of the reasons they are what they are now which is so sad. God Bless us all.
     
    #594 AUB, Nov 4, 2016
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  45. Nug

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    Prolly fake, but this still makes me laugh quite a bit:

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    #595 Nug, Nov 4, 2016
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  46. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    eye phone made me laugh
     
    #596 bigred77, Nov 4, 2016
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  47. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    #597 fucktx, Dec 15, 2016
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  48. THE REAL GUBBERJK

    THE REAL GUBBERJK original ocean grown
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    wish you would have stayed that way .
    smurfy on a toad stool ! lol!
     
    #598 THE REAL GUBBERJK, Dec 15, 2016
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  49. THE REAL GUBBERJK

    THE REAL GUBBERJK original ocean grown
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    great grandson wants a robot for Christmas .
    hmmmmmmmmmmmm?
    modified destucto Roomba .
    ashy want a toy ?
    now were is theo ?
     
    #599 THE REAL GUBBERJK, Dec 15, 2016
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  50. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    ^ Old people TMB
     
    #600 fucktx, Dec 15, 2016
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