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  1. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    This is great, I was just thinking this weekend how much I could use a new leather wrist band
     
    #301 bigred77, Aug 17, 2015
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  2. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    I like that his wristbands are one size fits all.
     
    #302 UncleJesse, Aug 17, 2015
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  3. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Going to look fucking sweet with my necklace and button up from Express.
     
    #303 UncleJesse, Aug 17, 2015
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  4. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Pelican
    What type of payments does he accept? How do I know this isn't a scam?

    Ahhh who am I kidding? I would get Jack Lyner to kick his ass if he scammed me.
     
    #304 Daddy Rabbit, Aug 17, 2015
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  5. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Texas LonghornsAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAtlanta UnitedGeorgia Southern Eagles

    Bhahah, I've never seen someone look so grumpy while holding a birthday card from his grandkids.
     
    #305 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Aug 17, 2015
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  6. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    The Real Movement

    do these count as some clean bracelets
     
    #306 Taques, Aug 17, 2015
    devine, Dirty Ears Bill, BigRed and 8 others like this.
  7. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    Bill is going to be soooooooo busy when TMB secret Santa starts.
     
    #307 DrTomOsbourne, Aug 17, 2015
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  8. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Except for that one at the top which is much longer than all the others. :laugh:
     
    #308 Redav, Aug 17, 2015
  9. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Cincinnati BengalsCincinnati RedsNew Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsOhio State Buckeyes

    I bet we can talk him into free shipping.
     
    #309 Pelican, Aug 17, 2015
  10. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Wolfsburg

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    #310 Joe_Pesci, Aug 30, 2015
    Craig Pettis, D. Silver, gilstein21 and 39 others like this.
  11. Gtr

    Gtr Guest

    So a friend of mine just got married. Lady he used to work with sends him this the day after his wedding.

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    #311 Gtr, Sep 1, 2015
    Craig Pettis, lhprop1, Sportfan and 40 others like this.
  12. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

    Damn
     
    #312 One Two, Sep 1, 2015
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  13. OHW

    OHW Well-Known Member
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    #313 OHW, Sep 1, 2015
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  14. AIP

    AIP Team bush
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    Temple OwlsPhiladelphia PhilliesPhiladelphia EaglesPhiladelphia Flyers

    would make great cock rings
     
    #314 AIP, Sep 1, 2015
  15. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Texas Tech Red RaidersTexas RangersSan Antonio SpursDallas CowboysKansas City ChiefsAustin FCTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    Rip David
     
    #315 bigred77, Sep 1, 2015
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  16. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    Florida State SeminolesTampa Bay BuccaneersSwanseaWichita State ShockersHartford WhalersSeattle SupersonicsGeorgetown Hoyas

    How fucking old would a confederate veteran be? 170?
     
    #316 Magneto, Sep 1, 2015
  17. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Florida Gators

    What kind of self-respecting man orders a leather wristband WITHOUT conchos?!?!! One with no class IYAM.
     
    #317 El Tiburon, Sep 1, 2015
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  18. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Texas LonghornsAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAtlanta UnitedGeorgia Southern Eagles

    So many of those posts sound like they were written by a schizophrenic person. These old people went to some sort of basic grammar school, right? Does the internet confuse them so much that they have lost all ability to write in complete sentences?
     
    #318 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Sep 1, 2015
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  19. soulfly

    soulfly Well-Known Member
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    :laugh: Good job, good effort Andrew

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    #319 soulfly, Sep 1, 2015
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  20. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Cincinnati BengalsCincinnati RedsNew Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsOhio State Buckeyes

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    #320 Pelican, Sep 2, 2015
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  21. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    This is just a work of postmodern genius
     
    #321 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, Sep 2, 2015
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  22. NWestGator

    NWestGator peacefully coexisting amongst owls
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    Florida GatorsPortland Trail Blazers

    They are completely removing my entire stomach
     
    #322 NWestGator, Sep 2, 2015
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  23. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    Oregon Ducks

    I am absolutely going to make a motto out of "it would be easier with an ar-15" that I use in all sorts of ridiculous conversation
     
    #323 BellottiBold, Sep 2, 2015
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  24. Voodoo

    Voodoo Fan of: Notre Dame
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    Notre Dame Fighting IrishTottenham HotspurSan Francisco Giants

    Tell Jack he's missing out on those sweet rewards points.
     
    #324 Voodoo, Sep 2, 2015
  25. George Costanza

    George Costanza It's not a lie if you believe it
    Florida GatorsPhiladelphia PhilliesPhiladelphia 76'ersPhiladelphia EaglesPhiladelphia Flyers

    I HATE WHEN PEOPLE HOWLER MY NAME
     
    #325 George Costanza, Sep 2, 2015
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  26. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    ArsenalTiger WoodsSneakersDallas Mavericks altTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    sooo...umm...what's a concho?
     
    #326 NineteenNine, Sep 2, 2015
  27. OHW

    OHW Well-Known Member
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    Nebraska CornhuskersSan Francisco GiantsDemocrat

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    #327 OHW, Sep 23, 2015
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  28. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    The Real Movement

    bossems and legs are also my favorite
     
    #328 Taques, Sep 23, 2015
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  29. je ne suis pas ici

    je ne suis pas ici Well-Known Member
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    I wish old people would talk the same as they write on facebook
     
    #329 je ne suis pas ici, Sep 23, 2015
    Larry Sura, Sean Connery, devine and 1 other person like this.
  30. Seavie

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    Alabama Crimson Tide

    Will tell the rest tomorrow
     
    #330 Seavie, Sep 23, 2015
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  31. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Texas LonghornsAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAtlanta UnitedGeorgia Southern Eagles

    It still confuses the hell out of me. It's like they're sending a telegraph and need to save space.
     
    #331 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Sep 23, 2015
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  32. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Clemson TigersNebraska CornhuskersCarolina PanthersKansas City Chiefs

    I LOVE FOOD LION
     
    #332 cutig, Sep 23, 2015
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  33. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    harry potter
     
    #333 Fancy, Sep 23, 2015
  34. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    harry potter
     
    #334 Fancy, Sep 23, 2015
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  35. OHW

    OHW Well-Known Member
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    #335 OHW, Sep 23, 2015
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  36. Voodoo

    Voodoo Fan of: Notre Dame
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    Notre Dame Fighting IrishTottenham HotspurSan Francisco Giants

    I wonder if aunt peggy has alzheimer's.
     
    #336 Voodoo, Sep 23, 2015
  37. OHW

    OHW Well-Known Member
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    #337 OHW, Sep 27, 2015
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  38. OHW

    OHW Well-Known Member
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    #338 OHW, Oct 1, 2015
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  39. Seavie

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    Alabama Crimson Tide

    :roll:
     
    #339 Seavie, Oct 1, 2015
    Warrant, Corky Bucek, GGCD and 10 others like this.
  40. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTennessee TitansNashville Predators2pac

    I'm dying on a conference call reading that
     
    #340 Capstone 88, Oct 1, 2015
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  41. Seavie

    Seavie Loading tweet...
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    Alabama Crimson Tide

    Between that and OopsPowSurprise saying that thing about Carson's wife's smile, it's been dangerous to read TMB at work this week
     
    #341 Seavie, Oct 1, 2015
  42. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    The Real Movement

    i laugh i lose
     
    #342 Taques, Oct 1, 2015
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  43. OHW

    OHW Well-Known Member
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    Nebraska CornhuskersSan Francisco GiantsDemocrat

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    #343 OHW, Oct 2, 2015
    Corky Bucek, pnk$krtcryna$ty, Larry Sura and 5 others like this.
  44. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Clemson TigersNebraska CornhuskersCarolina PanthersKansas City Chiefs

    Is he ?
     
    #344 cutig, Oct 2, 2015
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  45. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Tennessee VolunteersAtlanta BravesNashville PredatorsGrateful DeadBonnaroo

    With the lord now
     
    #345 Daddy Rabbit, Oct 3, 2015
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  46. OHW

    OHW Well-Known Member
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    #346 OHW, Oct 7, 2015
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  47. OHW

    OHW Well-Known Member
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    Nebraska CornhuskersSan Francisco GiantsDemocrat

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    #347 OHW, Oct 8, 2015
    bigred77, One Two, BayouMafia and 1 other person like this.
  48. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesPhoenix SunsDallas Cowboys

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    #348 UncleJesse, Oct 8, 2015
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  49. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTennessee TitansNashville Predators2pac

    This was on one of my Dad's friend's "Better safe than sorry" Facebook posts


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    #349 Capstone 88, Oct 8, 2015
    NineteenNine, Larry Sura, One Two and 2 others like this.
  50. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Wolfsburg

    browsing facebook and i see this gem
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    #350 Joe_Pesci, Oct 10, 2015
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