Paid and laid: The gentleman's guide to being over 30

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hogfan6494, Sep 12, 2011.

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TMBers over 30 - How old are you?

  1. 30-34

    49.9%
  2. 35-39

    29.4%
  3. 40-44

    12.0%
  4. 45-49

    3.4%
  5. 50-54

    1.6%
  6. 55 & Above

    3.7%
  1. Patface

    Patface Touch & Go Like A Dantonio Heartbeat
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    Oakland RaidersWWESan Jose SharksSeattle SupersonicsDeVry FarvasGolden State WarriorsOakland A'sCalifornia Golden BearsNotre Dame Fighting IrishSan Jose Earthquakes

    Oh I'm not saying that Pasadena isn't a good time. It's just not worth the trip out from the beach cities unless there's a special occasion, and we always have a female with us who has been assigned driving duties back from the Cal/UCLA game, so it's a no brainer.
     
  2. Patface

    Patface Touch & Go Like A Dantonio Heartbeat
    Staff Donor
    Oakland RaidersWWESan Jose SharksSeattle SupersonicsDeVry FarvasGolden State WarriorsOakland A'sCalifornia Golden BearsNotre Dame Fighting IrishSan Jose Earthquakes

    :americanzi: :old:
     
  3. Ralph

    Ralph Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Same here, 2 weeks ago, I say as my old squinty eyes strain at my iPhone screen after my internal clock awakened me at 7:15 AM on a non-work day.
     
  4. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    Georgia Bulldogs

    hit 30 back in september. would have posted then, but these newfangled computators are confusing
     
  5. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsTexas Rangers

    Member since '06
     
  6. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
    Donor
    Florida State Seminoles

    I'll say this about dating in my 30s, so much less bullshit. Out on a first date at Holman and Fitch last night and girl just invites me back to her place after our first drink.
     
  7. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesTexas RangersAustin FCNXTAEW

    My 30s have been so much better than my 20s it's not even funny

    Living a 25-year old's lifestyle with disposable income is pretty sweet
     
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  8. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    Same B-day as my wife :warn:
     
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  9. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Ohio State BuckeyesCleveland BrownsUSA RugbyTiger WoodsOhio BobcatsCleveland CavaliersCleveland IndiansOlympics

    One month and two days...
     
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  10. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    Just joined the club. Fuckin' old, man.
     
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  11. High Cotton

    High Cotton Where does this fall in our Christian walk?
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    Auburn Tigers

    Couldn't agree more. I just hit 32 in September, I turned 30 as I was getting out of a 3 year relationship and haven't looked back. I've been on no less than 20 first dates this year off online and friends setting me up. Some have clicked and had fun for a while, others didn't and I never thought about them again. The last two years have been so much fun with a good income. I still act like I'm 19 too much but I can live with it.

    And to be quite honest, you got invited back because you took her to H&F. :beerchug:
     
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  12. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Florida State Seminoles

    Tip I learned somewhere along the way to 31: take a chance and order her drink for her.

    Women love a good veiled insult.
    :rain::lick:
     
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  13. UODuck69

    UODuck69 I am not a fucking new member.

    Fucking Whipersnapers. You aren't anything until you have died and been brought back to life on tMB.
     
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  14. FriarJuggs

    Donor

    I turn 30 tomorrow... :drunk:
     
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  15. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Michigan WolverinesPortland Trail BlazersOregon State Beavers alt

    that close to X-mas?
     
  16. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesCleveland BrownsUSA RugbyTiger WoodsOhio BobcatsCleveland CavaliersCleveland IndiansOlympics

    Christmas Eve Eve.
     
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  17. cal

    cal BOATS
    TMB OG
    Texas LonghornsLos Angeles KingsLos Angeles Angels of AnaheimGame of ThronesSneakersWu-tang

    we here now

    got a pretty sweet kors time piece to stroll my way into my 30s
     
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  18. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesCleveland BrownsUSA RugbyTiger WoodsOhio BobcatsCleveland CavaliersCleveland IndiansOlympics

  19. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesCarolina PanthersTottenham Hotspur

    I'm 27 but I like old man things.
     
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  20. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Welcome, both of you, to the second best decade of your life.
    Unless either of you have kids yet.
     
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  21. Corduroy

    Corduroy I'm out combing the desert.
    Donor

    So you're a Festivus baby is what you're saying
     
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  22. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
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    A realization dawned in me the other day. I can actually tell that my eyesight is getting worse. Driving at night, I am much more bothered by oncoming headlights than I have ever been before. I don't notice anything else really just yet but I definitely can notice that part going out on me.

    :feelsbadman:
     
  23. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    hey bro that was scary
     
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  24. Sportfan

    Sportfan From Six to Dumptime
    San Antonio SpursHouston TexansNew Mexico State AggiesTexas AandM Aggies

    Got the paid part down :feelsgoodman:



    :feelsbadman::feelsbadman::feelsbadman::feelsbadman:
     
  25. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrill

    Oh hey I just joined the 30 club a few months ago
     
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  26. Joe Louis

    Joe Louis no thank you turkish, i'm sweet enough
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    Michigan WolverinesDetroit Tigers

    is this where we talk about re-fis?
     
  27. double RL

    double RL old school
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    Auburn Tigers

    Bunch of old fucks in here.
     
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  28. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    20s are dumb as fuck. 40s are old as fuck. We're sitting here kicking it like :mulletsmug:
     
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  29. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    Notre Dame Fighting IrishCleveland BrownsMontreal Canadiens

    Yep, and all of them are calling us "sir" now.

    :)
     
  30. double RL

    double RL old school
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    Auburn Tigers

    I hate that I'm just finding this thread.
     
  31. Arkie Proud

    Arkie Proud The Dungeon Master
    Staff

    I remember when I thought this. Ah, the 1990s....
     
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  32. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesChicago CubsReal Madrid

    Just hit 40. It's the new 20.

    :feelsgoodman:
     
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  33. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrill

    Fixed for accuracy
     
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  34. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
    Staff Donor
    Florida Gators

    Age lol

    Doesn't matter
     
  35. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsTexas Rangers

    have less than a month to enjoy the remainder of my 30's
     
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  36. Sportfan

    Sportfan From Six to Dumptime
    San Antonio SpursHouston TexansNew Mexico State AggiesTexas AandM Aggies

    safe to say you witnessed more greatness than any 39yo ever has
     
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  37. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesCarolina PanthersTottenham Hotspur

    Hey I'm 30 now. Hooray!
     
  38. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot butt tuck zoomies
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    Washington State CougarsSeattle MarinersNew York MetsSeattle SupersonicsMetal

    enlarged prostate checking in
     
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  39. BellottiBold

    Donor
    Oregon Ducks

    jesus, before 40? My dad is dealing with that in his 70's...
     
  40. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
    Donor

    Well this is sad.
     
  41. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot butt tuck zoomies
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    Washington State CougarsSeattle MarinersNew York MetsSeattle SupersonicsMetal

    oh I don't know, I just know it's an old guy thing. I'm sure I have something wrong now that I'm in my 40's, steroids and other drugs have probably given me an enlarged heart or kidney disease or butthole cancer. I'd know if I ever went to the doctor.
     
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  42. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    hbd you beautiful bitch
     
  43. Tilly

    Tilly Souf Cack
    Donor TMB OG
    South Carolina Gamecocks

    I'm in the club as of this morning. Tell me your secrets.
     
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  44. C A N E

    C A N E Let justice be done though the heavens fall
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    Miami HurricanesMiami Heat

    I'm turning 27 in a few weeks but I feel 30.

    My girlfriend asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I asked her to get a backsplash installed in our kitchen. Let's see what she does.
     
  45. PhupaPhever

    PhupaPhever Well-Known Member
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    TennisNew Orleans SaintsTulane Green WaveNew Orleans Pelicans

    31 and it feels like I'm in my upper 20's. Girls don't give af about age, or at least in NOLA.
     
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  46. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew Jersey DevilsNew York Red BullsLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    Right there with you as of 2 weeks ago.
    Go for it. I'm about to re-fi for the second time since the original mortgage.
    I'm 8 years into my house - debating between a 15 with the same payments or keeping the same term with much lower payments.
     
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  47. Doug

    Doug Skeptical Doug-o
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    LSU TigersNew Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsLouisiana Ragin' CajunsPoker

    Hi, I'm old. (32)
     
  48. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
    Donor TMB OG
    Ohio State BuckeyesCleveland BrownsColumbus Blue JacketsCleveland CavaliersCleveland Indians

    Hi. I'm 30, recently married, and in the process of purchasing a home. Am I doing this right?
     
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  49. BasementCrew22

    BasementCrew22 Well-Known Member
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    Michigan WolverinesSneakers

    Feels good to be here.
     
  50. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    Arkansas RazorbacksChicago CubsAvengersBarAndGrillSoutheastern Conference

    Going to 31 in a couple weeks. Don't quite recover like I used to.
     
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