Paid and laid: The gentleman's guide to being over 30

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hogfan6494, Sep 12, 2011.

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TMBers over 30 - How old are you?

  1. 30-34

    49.9%
  2. 35-39

    29.4%
  3. 40-44

    12.0%
  4. 45-49

    3.4%
  5. 50-54

    1.6%
  6. 55 & Above

    3.7%
  1. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesCarolina PanthersTottenham Hotspur

    Dawg it's not my bday until November smdh I've been 30.
     
  2. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    never a bad time to call someone beautiful
     
    Buzz and Lou Holth :/ ) like this.
  3. Whammy Business

    Whammy Business Well-Known Member
    Donor

    I'm 32. My pay and the frequency with which I get laid is very, very average.
     
    Hank Scorpio, TC, BB3 and 3 others like this.
  4. NP13

    NP13 MC OG
    Donor
    East Carolina PiratesAtlanta BravesCharlotte HornetsCarolina PanthersWashington Football TeamCarolina HurricanesAvengers

     
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  5. xec

    xec Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesUtah UtesReal Salt LakeLas Vegas Golden KnightsPorto

    One day, before you know it, you will be called a cunty snob on the Bourbon thread...
     
    Russellin4885, TC and Artoo like this.
  6. xec

    xec Well-Known Member
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    Florida State SeminolesUtah UtesReal Salt LakeLas Vegas Golden KnightsPorto

    Wait'll you see TMB posts that say no one over 50 should be allowed to drive.... And you are beyond 50 and drive like a pro.
     
    TC and Arkie Proud like this.
  7. Cheshire Bridge

    Cheshire Bridge 2017 & 2019 National Champions - Clemson Tigers
    Donor
    Clemson TigersAtlanta BravesTiger WoodsCollege Football Playoff

    Feed me
    Fuck me
    Pay me
     
    a.tramp, xec and High Cotton like this.
  8. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly This joie de vivre is killing me
    Alabama Crimson TideMetalCoors Light

    35 next Month. Best decade of my life so far, easily. No attachments, minimal responsibilities other than whore mongering and drinking excessively.
     
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  9. xec

    xec Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesUtah UtesReal Salt LakeLas Vegas Golden KnightsPorto

    Livin the life.
     
  10. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesChicago CubsReal Madrid

    Baron, NP13, Celemo and 5 others like this.
  11. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
    Donor TMB OG
    Penn State Nittany LionsPhiladelphia PhilliesPhiladelphia 76'ersPhiladelphia EaglesPhiladelphia FlyersArsenalPhiladelphia UnionUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    that's cool, but why'd they have to go with the bootleg versions of Contra, Punch Out and Tecmo?
     
  12. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
    Donor TMB OG
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew Jersey DevilsNew York Red BullsLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    That's a wide range of dates in those titles...
    Ninja Gaiden was awesome.
    Super Mario, Excitebike, and Castlevania were all games from my first system. Dr. Mario didn't come out for 10 years after that (and wasn't it an SNES game?).

    Also, no Tetris is bullshit.
     
  13. Doug

    Doug Skeptical Doug-o
    Donor
    LSU TigersNew Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsLouisiana Ragin' CajunsPoker

    I thought I remembered playing Dr. Mario on the original Nintendo... but I could be wrong since I was like 7.

    Either way - I will be getting this and playing the hell out of it.
     
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  14. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesChicago CubsReal Madrid

    I wish Paperboy would have been included. Tetris is a glaring omission too.
     
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  15. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
    Donor TMB OG
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew Jersey DevilsNew York Red BullsLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    Seems like they only put ones that they already owned the rights to. If they had to negotiate with Tyson or (can't remember who made Tetris) they skipped it.
     
  16. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
    Donor TMB OG
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew Jersey DevilsNew York Red BullsLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    I remember playing Dr. Mario at Grandma's house. I may be wrong too.
     
  17. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
    Donor TMB OG
    Dallas CowboysEvertonAustin FCDallas Mavericks altTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    shutupandtakemymoney.gif
     
  18. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
    Donor
    Duke Blue DevilsHouston AstrosKansas City ChiefsLiverpool

    excitebike :fap:
     
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  19. Wellen Dowd

    Wellen Dowd Well-Known Member
    Donor

    I have dr mario on my original NES and continue to play it frim time to time
     
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  20. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
    Donor TMB OG
    Penn State Nittany LionsPhiladelphia PhilliesPhiladelphia 76'ersPhiladelphia EaglesPhiladelphia FlyersArsenalPhiladelphia UnionUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    just realized it's missing my favorite NES game ever - Baseball Stars.
     
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  21. NP13

    NP13 MC OG
    Donor
    East Carolina PiratesAtlanta BravesCharlotte HornetsCarolina PanthersWashington Football TeamCarolina HurricanesAvengers

    you can still play cartridge games on it, right?
     
  22. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
    Donor TMB OG
    Houston AstrosHouston RocketsMississippi Rebels

    32 master race checking in. Having first kid in December when i'll be 33, the age Jesus was when he died :ohdear:
     
    Boo MFer! and shawnoc like this.
  23. Ralph

    Ralph Well-Known Member
    Donor

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    How many total hours did you spend pegging the Lovely Ladies to power up your team? No short of 300 for me.
     
    kezarmyaj, Truman and zeberdee like this.
  24. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
    Donor
    Florida State Seminoles

    I'm not in the same age bracket as I was during the original polling.
    :feelsbadman:
     
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  25. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
    Donor TMB OG
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew Jersey DevilsNew York Red BullsLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    Nor I.
     
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  26. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
    Donor TMB OG
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew Jersey DevilsNew York Red BullsLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    No, it's a "mini" version of the original system; I doubt that the door even opens.
    I think those 30 games are pre-programmed and that's it.
     
  27. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
    Donor TMB OG
    Dallas CowboysEvertonAustin FCDallas Mavericks altTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    :feelsbadman: x2
     
    BrickTamland likes this.
  28. TLAU

    TLAU Dog Crew
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesAustin FC

    32/m/TX

    want 2 chat what goes on in here
     
  29. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
    Donor TMB OG
    Houston AstrosHouston RocketsMississippi Rebels

    Complaining about our prostates
     
    Iron Mickey likes this.
  30. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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    Cincinnati BearcatsCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsTennisTiger WoodsFC Cincinnati

    i really don't wanna get a prostate exam, ever.
     
  31. TLAU

    TLAU Dog Crew
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesAustin FC

    i like butt stuff. may schedule a prost for funsies
     
  32. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
    Donor TMB OG
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew Jersey DevilsNew York Red BullsLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    Go for a sigmoidoscopy instead and then pass on the sedative.
     
  33. TLAU

    TLAU Dog Crew
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesAustin FC

    highlight
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    search google for
    close window
     
  34. THEBLUERAIDER

    THEBLUERAIDER Well-Known Member
    Donor
    St. Louis CardinalsTennessee TitansNashville PredatorsMiddle Tennessee State Blue Raiders

    Turned 35 today.
     
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  35. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
    Donor
    San Diego State AztecsSan Diego Padres

    Officially join this thread in about 3 hrs. Just got back from Vegas so I'll be spending the last day of my 20s and the first few days of my 30s poor and hungover
     
  36. Wellen Dowd

    Wellen Dowd Well-Known Member
    Donor

    33 last thursday.
     
  37. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
    Staff Donor

    the alternative is potentially dying of prostate cancer unnecessarily

    or a finger in your butt occasionally

    who knows, you might like it
     
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  38. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishCleveland BrownsMontreal Canadiens

    Good times.

    Seriously my 30th birthday was a blast, best ever with all the money people can swing all of a sudden. Even though none of my friends are nor am i a millionnaire. At this Time in our Life we can swing 500 à night and it will be ok. Not when we were 22.

    Seriously great times between 28 and 33.....now it's over, i want kids! What an idiot
     
  39. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
    Staff Donor TMB OG

    That's the worst part of the 30s. I can't back-to-back very effectively anymore. A good workout while hungover is the best cure, though getting out to do that sucks ass.
     
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  40. Phil Connors

    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson Tide

    We have a female family dr so it's not too bad. Now, my urologist has hands like Shaq, so I avoid him at all costs.
     
  41. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksChicago CubsAvengersBarAndGrillSoutheastern Conference

    Does yours rub it until you ejaculate because I feel this is normal with my doc. She is definetly a giver.
     
  42. Phil Connors

    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson Tide

    Unfortunately no. She's used to rubbing her partner's clit so she leaves me hangin.
     
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  43. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    Wait what? I thought you were like 28 or some shit?
     
  44. blotter

    blotter Aristocratic Bum
    Donor
    Florida State Seminoles

    3 weeks to go

    Super excited for my 30s
     
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  45. Tilly

    Tilly Souf Cack
    Donor TMB OG
    South Carolina Gamecocks

    Maybe we were :drunk: but I'm pretty sure we discussed that I was about to turn 30 earlier this year. Plus you know I've been practicing for like 4 years now.
     
  46. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    Solid bet we were but either way, happy bday man and also my condolences
     
  47. blotter

    blotter Aristocratic Bum
    Donor
    Florida State Seminoles

    Day 1 of 3652

    Stoked
     
  48. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    Happy bday fam :beerchug:
     
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  49. westcoastbias

    westcoastbias Well-Known Member
    Donor

    35 but I have sunscreen in my moisturizer so I only look 35.
     
  50. Irish226

    Irish226 Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Looking for good recommendations on laptop bags and notepad portfolio. Officially old