Pokemon Go

Caught my first Scyther today 850cp. My highest cp wild catch. Doesn't have much room to go higher so meh.

 

I dislike all of you guys and your cool catches

 

I want to find a nest in Birmingham. These guys on YouTube are pissing me off finding like 20 Charmanders in like 30 minutes.

 

caught 10 charmanders today in 90 minutes

 

i don't have any perfect IV's for any of my fifteen favorite and highest CP pokemon.

 

I don't know where to look for this IV stuff.

 

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wbtIc33K45iU1ScUnkB0PlslJ-eLaJlSZY47sPME2Uk/copy

 

So can yall like attack other players and have duels and shit or what

 

No but when they do they should use the AR capabilites so your Pokemon looks like it's standing next to you as you battle.

 

You can only battle at a gym and while you will battle another user's pokemon, it will always be an AI controlling those mon.

 

Made a kid cry tonight

 

Gain levels. He'll have more room to go higher. Just because the bar looks maxed out doesn't mean it is.

 

Suck it, kid

 

Back up to 260 Magicarp candies

 

I'm an excellent driver.

(25)

 

wtx check out this fat staryu I've saved for you

 

Actually never mind. He grades out in the 88th percentile.

 

Not awful, my "best" IV is like a 91-93% Horsea.

Edit, 93-95% Nidorino, fixed Horsea.

 

My best I've graded out was an 83-91 Magikarp. I'll evolve him in a year or so at my current pace

 

I don't know how IV shit works but I'm going to learn and dominate.

 

I need 1 candy to evolve my Charmander :(

 

If I catch one more charmander I'll have one charmander

 

publicly shamed that kid by making him compare the size of his pokedex to yours?

 

Got this little guy this morning while taking s dump.

 

Currently out of town. In my hotel as everyone else is asleep still. See on pokevision there's multiple pikachu probably like 5-7min drive away. Hopefully we go over that way.

 

is that code for downtown?

 

Was at the park walking and apparently he had just captured this gym. I come along and destroy his pidgetto and I saw him crying so I knew it was his. Good guy wtx then left a 10cp pidgeys and told him to take it back

 

Wife is watching good morning America and they showed some dude who has a full pokedex

 

Brave the heat to run some errands, game is down. Pokemon you are a cruel bitch.

 

Just caught this dude about 20 min ago chilling 2 miles away from my apartment. Thanks for the heads up, Pokevision!

(and I'm level 17, so I've worked hard for this shit)

 

Had a dream that i encountered a 3622 cp ekans

In my dreams i still didn't catch it

 

update: I looked up my Charizard on the IV spreadsheet and apparently it has shit potential, would max out around 44% perfect :(

 

More like a nightmare

 

I was there last week. It is a pikachu oasis.

 

Props to the kids having a car wash at a church down the street. Girl has a sign out front "free car wash!!" With a big picture of a pokeball. Probably dropping lures there all day.

Kids gonna make it rain

 

I'm in Ann Arbor, where the beast mons at?

 

Yes.

 

What color team is the best or does it matter? The tallest gym near me is a yellow.

 

Mystic is the best team without question. Unless you're a Neanderthal then Valor might be good. It's been proven only idiots choose Instinct

 

True Americans only choose Mystic.

 

You should choose Instinct. Zapdos is the best legendary bird by far.

There's also about 30 of us, so you would immediately become one of our strongest members.

 

Also, I've had no trouble connecting recently. I'm sure since I said something that I'll never be able to connect again, but the servers seem to be working well. Now they need to just fix the nearby function.

 

So now that o have this. I never played an old Pokemon game. Do I go with classic yellow or just play a more modern version?

 

I'd play fire red or leaf green if I were you. Just updated forms of the old blue and red games, but with stuff to make the game better like running shoes.