plus they are all cunts & love to argue, making them impossible to be around great for socials, bad for everyday small talk, impossible for dating
mother FUCK yes fuckin old peopel with their fucking social security and getting 300k equity on their 200k house with a 40k job from GM with a FUCKING G.E.D! FAGGOTS FUCK YOU OBAMA
I'm not even really afraid of spiders but even knowingly occupying the same space as one and escaping without being bitten feels like a victory every time.
Love when that happens. Once got a test back and it had a big red 29 on it. I was about to jump out of the window until the professor said it was out of 30.
love playing troll teacher for instance, I administered a test monday with 45 questions. the first 15 were true/false. every single one was true... except for #8 :trollface: also, when I uploaded the grades to blackboard I put the raw score rather than the percentage score. slew of emails that day "omg y i get a 31"
to be fair, my tests are brutal but I give several extra credit opportunities and some heavily-weighted extremely easy assignments people do well, but it's painful
I understand the 1 false being funny but getting a shit ton of e-mails from students about their test scores would get annoying fast
I sit at a desk all day reading and writing. Firing off one-sentence emails to nervous undergrads is easy.
I hate profs like Mickey. No curving on exams either I assume? Also, we shitting up this glorious thread.
Jesus I hated teachers like you. I'd spend 45 minutes just going "Holy shit, this can't be right. They can't all be true. " Then I have to hurry through the last questions. Spoiler But you like a lot of posts and I like that. So we cool.
You can't let something like there being 14 true to 1 False get to you. If you think it was the answer, then go with it.
Was talking about things that pissed us off the other day with a friend. He brought this up. I decided to make it a meme. Could have went with either scumbag steve or good guy greg, but I like GGG better.