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  1. Football Mike

    Football Mike Please change my name back to Aaron Hernandez

  2. Canesfan3234

    Canesfan3234 Fan of: Bandwagons

    My friends mom is a teacher and she was one of those teachers that said to always read the directions at the top of the page. One time she wrote in the directions that the answer to every question of the test was Chuck Norris and all other responses would be marked incorrect. I remember being at their house as she was reading the storm of emails from angry parents.
  3. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree Et in Arcadia ego

    2003bpro 2003 BProspectus

    "Beckett doesn't have a history of blisters...Look for a full-strength season in 2003 and some enjoyable Beckett-Prior duels down the road."
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  4. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur

    My mom had a math professor that was so sick of students not reading the directions that she gave them a huge take home exam, and wrote at the top: Please write your name at the top and turn the exam in. DO NOT DO ANY OF THE PROBLEMS OR YOU WILL FAIL: My mom said that only 4 people including her in a class of 50 actually followed the directions. All the other students ended up working on some of the hardest cumulative problems from the entire semester which took about 3 hours total to complete, and all of them failed.
    My mom told me this story when I started high school I'll be damned if I don't check for directions when I start a test or assignment.
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  5. Canesfan3234

    Canesfan3234 Fan of: Bandwagons

    Beckett and blister are synonyms
  6. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree Et in Arcadia ego

    which is why that tidbit from the 2003 edition of Baseball Prospectus is funny
  7. DaveGrohl

    DaveGrohl I'm an Alabama fan.

  8. DaveGrohl

    DaveGrohl I'm an Alabama fan.

  9. FriarJuggs

    FriarJuggs [Disavowed]

  10. Croomsday

    Croomsday 雹の状態

  11. Dwight Schrute

    Dwight Schrute 7 out of every 10 attacks are from the rear.

    OCD one killed me
  12. Dwight Schrute

    Dwight Schrute 7 out of every 10 attacks are from the rear.

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  13. NP13

    NP13 MC OG

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    anti-picture post
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  14. Lawnole23

    Lawnole23 New Member

    My teacher did this to us in 4th grade. She went on for about 15 minutes about how we need to read the directions. Then hands us a pop quiz with just random crap like what is the genus and species of a wolverine. Stuff no college kid would ever know. The top of the directions says put your name on this paper, turn it over and then sit quietly. DO NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS. I think about 5 of us actually did it.
  15. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain

    Had a math teacher who always harped on reading through the ENTIRE test before answering a question. On our mid-term he goes through his usual spiel about reading all the directions before handing out the exams. I get the test, flip through it and see on the last page "If you don't answer any questions and hand in this test with only your name on it, you get an automatic 100% for following directions". I was one of two people who successfully did this. When he saw that most people were getting near the end, he let them in on the secret and told them if anyone tried to erase answers, he would mark them incorrect. I was pretty smug about it the rest of the day. This was actually an awesome teacher and one of the only math teachers I ever had that explained concepts in a way that everyone understood. He had such a dry sense of humor that you could never tell if he was joking or serious, which I found hilarious.
  16. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra Yeah, but how do you feel about Faulkner?

  17. DaveGrohl

    DaveGrohl I'm an Alabama fan.

    I had a teacher do this in fourth grade too, but those directions were at the end of the test. So I worked all the way through the test then saw that. She said it was an exercise in following directions. I told her how stupid it was to read all the way through the test before starting to work on a single problem, especially since the test was timed. First time ever I was sent to the principal.

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    Principal told me I was right :mulletsmug:
  18. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra Yeah, but how do you feel about Faulkner?

    Sounds like your retarded teacher doesn't know how to execute that trick. There are supposed to be directions at the top that say read through the entire test before beginning(including a note that, if it's timed, you will have plenty of time to complete), then at the end, the note about not actually doing the test.

    If she left off the top part, you were right in your accusation of her stupidity.
  19. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Not too hard; not too soft.

  20. WC

    WC Fighting clean in a dirty world

    this is old and i don't even care

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  21. Talking Head

    Talking Head The Bag Man.

    Meanwhile, on the history channel of some far away planet:
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  22. Talking Head

    Talking Head The Bag Man.

  23. Talking Head

    Talking Head The Bag Man.

  24. cas

    cas Jabooty Football

    not to mention spike eats motherfucking everything and anything the whole goddamn movie
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  25. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra Yeah, but how do you feel about Faulkner?

    Muppets got you the 'like' TH
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  26. Barves2125

    Barves2125 Slider....................you stink.

    Fan of beard hat.
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  27. FriarJuggs

    FriarJuggs [Disavowed]

  28. PaulKemp

    PaulKemp New Member

    all about supporting fellow mainboarders but when i see this, my first impression is "troll graduate", and it's kind of hard to shake. What about this?

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  29. PaulKemp

    PaulKemp New Member

  30. FriarJuggs

    FriarJuggs [Disavowed]

  31. audrew

    audrew Master of Education, Movies. Dog Mourner.

    Just stay the fuck away from our kids.
    rocky raccoon, NinjaRXA, AuB and 3 others like this.
  32. WC

    WC Fighting clean in a dirty world

    Winter is cumming. /starkdusky
    Braves2125, AuB, Celemo and 1 other person like this.
  33. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya

    How bout a bumper sandwich, booger lips!?
  34. keacali

    keacali Oklahoma Sooners, SF Giants

  35. FriarJuggs

    FriarJuggs [Disavowed]

  36. triple-r

    triple-r Not the mama!

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  37. og543ss

    og543ss 0/10. Shitty troll. I ain't even mad. #Franklion

  38. OHW

    OHW love take me down to the streets

    Little African kid is starting to be my favorite.

    God I'm a horrible human being.
  39. FriarJuggs

    FriarJuggs [Disavowed]

  40. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey Ya like dags, Glorious Comrade?

    that is not a meme

    that is an interesting attempt at humor by an unattractive woman
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  41. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree Et in Arcadia ego

  42. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree Et in Arcadia ego

  43. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra Yeah, but how do you feel about Faulkner?

    I'd fuck her.

    And dear god, atl...those are horrible.
  44. Bricktop

    Bricktop do you know what nemesis means?

    fucking this is all of my friends

    >herp im going to law school
    >2.9 gpa, 153 lsat

    >i'm going to grad school for economics
    >got a C in calc 1

    >herp im going to med school
    > C- in organic chemistry
  45. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey Ya like dags, Glorious Comrade?

    sounds like you hang out with some fools, guvnah
  46. Canesfan3234

    Canesfan3234 Fan of: Bandwagons


    these are terrible and make no sense
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  47. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree Et in Arcadia ego

    you must not have had any fun in high school if you don't understand why fathers of males over 20 might need new socket wrench sets
    OB, Thomas Cooper, TRON and 2 others like this.
  48. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey Ya like dags, Glorious Comrade?

    so many makeshift pieces
  49. Bricktop

    Bricktop do you know what nemesis means?

    they aren't total dumbasses, they just have absolutely no idea what it takes to succeed in their chosen disciplines
  50. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey Ya like dags, Glorious Comrade?

    not making Cs being a requisite for success should be common knowledge iyam

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