Random thoughts you have that dont warrant their own thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by racer, Nov 16, 2011.

  1. Rebelution

    Rebelution I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.

    Every now and then random voices will come out of my computer speakers. I'm sure its bleed over from some radio or cell band but it is still somewhat disconcerting to be working on something in a quiet office and start hearing someone speaking behind you.
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  2. FactsRule

    FactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts

    Get a pair of chukkas or some checkerboard slip ons. Worship Jeff Spicoli, not Chris Cornell. Get a pair of Vans or God will send you to hell.

    ANTWONE Hello

    TSA has a new rule if you're 75+ you can leave your shoes on.. Was the only one with my shoes off at the Fort Myers airport
  4. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.

    Terrorists will now get some geriatric fucks on their deathbed to blow up planes.
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  5. LeVar Burton

    LeVar Burton Popped a molly, I'm sweatin' WHOA!

    I'm sure I am overlooking the thread but what is everyone getting there Mom, Dad and siblings for christmas?
  6. shawnoc

    shawnoc Fan of almost any team wearing red...

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  7. Geordi La Forge

    Geordi La Forge Unsung hero

    Fuck that team
  8. goose

    goose Hi

    I think this chick I know is applying to grad school, but I'm having trouble deciding if she is or not based off her recent FB statuses:

    Please lord, help me get through these next three weeks. Grad apps will be done and I can finally have a life.

    I have officially turned in my first Graduate Application... I think i want to vomit i am so nervous... wow

    1 grad essay down......... 5 more to go before next week. Wow.. LOVE THIS BREAK...

    time to write some essays... goodbye facebook, twitter, cellphone.. tv... IT HAS TO GET DONE

  9. Matt Foley

    Matt Foley New Member

    Stop questioning it and just LOOK AT HER!
  10. goose

    goose Hi

    Her BF and her might be the biggest look at me people I've ever met. They're perfect for each other.
  11. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis I Husk and I know things

    And now you know why so many people in grad school are huge faggots.
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  12. JB Hawk

    JB Hawk A mans gotta eat

  13. Fidelio

    Fidelio baby let me show you how to do this

    dolph lundgren was awarded a fulbright schollie to MIT in chemical engineering
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  14. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

    It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens Sporting a Chubby

    Just did my shopping on my phone while "working"

    Got my mom a roku for her room
    My dad and brother zaggsparq battery chargers for their phones/ipads
    My sister some American Eagle shit.
    The Dancing Outlaw is hard to shop for. I'm thinking of getting him a huge pack of condoms, some scratch off lottery tickets and a McDonald's gift card.
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  15. Nothing gay about 511's. They are the cheapest acceptable jean to be worn.

    ANTWONE Hello

    Watching Bronson in JFK waiting for my flight at 430
  17. So I was walking on the beach in (north) Malibu last Saturday. Who other than Pierce Brosnan was just sitting on a rock in what is presumably his yard.
  18. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

    It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens Sporting a Chubby

    Had an African kid tell me he hated black Americans and that he was superior to then because his ancestors were smart enough and strong enough to evade the slavers.
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  19. Truman

    Truman New Member

    I'll allow it
  20. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford Dale 1 - Rats 0

    Forgot my ear buds for working out today. Get on the treadmill and First take is on the TV in front of me. I barely made it a mile before I quit. Might of been the worst mile I have ever run.
  21. VoodooChild5

    VoodooChild5 Fan of: Notre Dame

    His ancestors were the slavers. :justsayin:
  22. Rebelution

    Rebelution I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.

    This is probably :old: as hell but I haven't seen it before and thought it was cool.

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  23. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's dad

    I really want this to be true
  24. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's dad

    quit posting pics of dudes with broomstick legs and post your dream journal damnit!!
  25. angus

    angus Well-Known Member

    Pretty interesting dude. Per wiki.

    Dolph Lundgren (born Hans Lundgren; 3 November 1957) is a Swedish actor, director, and martial artist. He belongs to a generation of film actors who epitomise the action hero stereotype, alongside Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, and Jean-Claude Van Damme.
    A graduate in chemistry from Washington State University, chemical engineering from the Royal Institute of Technology in Stockholm and the University of Sydney in Sydney, Australia in 1982, Lundgren holds a rank of 3rd dan black belt in Kyokushin Karate and was European champion in 1980 and 1981. While in Sydney, he became a bodyguard for Jamaican singer Grace Jones and began a relationship with her. They moved together to New York City, where after a short stint as a model and bouncer at the Manhattan nightclub The Limelight, Jones got him a small debut role in the James Bond film A View to a Kill as a KGB henchman.

  26. Fidelio

    Fidelio baby let me show you how to do this

    If we are to believe the bio page on his site, then our dreams come to fruition. I'll ask him tomorrow.
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  27. CC

    CC Waiting for moments that never come


    It Turns Out Whiskey Toothpaste Was A Thing In 1961

    Laura Stampler | Dec. 18, 2012, 11:55 AM | 426 |

    Apart from her unique spelling choices, Ke$ha is probably best known for her song lyric, "Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack."
    While some might find the idea of using whiskey instead of Crest disgusting, the singer explained to Vanity Fair that "Jack Daniels is an anti-bacterial and it's way better than morning breath. Let me put it this way, if you wake up naked in a bathtub and you have the choice between rinsing out with Jack Daniels or trying to make out with some dude with morning breath, I would recommend picking up the Jack."
    And it turns out that Ke$ha might have been on to something. We found an ad for Whiskey Tooth Paste that appeared in a 1961 issue of House and Garden magazine, via Sociological Images. The spot advertises it as a "real he-man toothpaste" and the "best argument yet for brushing 3 times a day."
    Don't forget to rinse with soda.[​IMG]
    If you need a better idea of the whiskey toothpaste's real demographic, here it is next to an ad for the "World's shortest nightie."[​IMG]

    Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/did-keha-know-whiskey-toothpaste-was-a-thing-in-1961-2012-12#ixzz2FRAMz8IZ
  28. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya

    And debating over what the cheapest jean to wear isn't gay?
  29. Fidelio

    Fidelio baby let me show you how to do this

    Kinda like using urine as a disinfectant. It's known as a method, but who's going to actually do it.
  30. Babou

    Babou ocelot

  31. angus

    angus Well-Known Member

    What is that and what blows off at the end?
  32. The Dancing Outlaw

    The Dancing Outlaw (Kind Of) New Member

    My brother It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens is pretty easy to shop for.. Probably just get him something from an Eph Garden picture. Maybe some of these [​IMG]Shoes or something.
  33. TC

    TC Cocks Not Glocks


    Just ate this ring pop. It was real nasty
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  34. VoodooChild5

    VoodooChild5 Fan of: Notre Dame

    Wired mouse :yaoface:
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  35. nothing gay about looking good. In fact, it's quite the opposite. Looking good = more female interest. I find it hilarious that people think fashion is gay. Next time you're at the club, look around at the fashionable men. Then look at the unkempt men. Compare the women around them. It's as simple as that.
  36. VoodooChild5

    VoodooChild5 Fan of: Notre Dame

  37. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya

    Men don't think fashion is gay, we think people that care a lot about fashion are gay.
  38. colonelrascals

    colonelrascals Mayonnaise-colored Benz, I push miracle whips

    you would spend your time at "the club" looking at fashionable men.

    get it I called you gay

    ANTWONE Hello

    Gay dudes do tend to have lots of girls around them at the club, what really matters is who's bed they end up in at the end of the night
  40. Truman

    Truman New Member

    wouldnt know. Im a pubber more than a clubber
  41. Truman

    Truman New Member

    I dont understand how someone this dumb is elected to US Federal Government. Not dumb as in making stupid comments about abortion/healthcare/national debt, but actually Forrest Gump retarded.

    I know it's :old: but it's new to me. Also, I thought the General handled the question really well. I dont think Id have the self control.

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  42. BMR

    BMR Buddy 4 Hugs

    I know this sounds fairly similar to pornhub

    But www.parkhub.com -- You can get parking passes to nearby stadiums for pretty cheap.

    Especially for like Cowboys games when you're looking at 40 bucks a pop... This is kind of interesting.
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  43. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis I Husk and I know things

    I thought of a practical joke for my office but am having trouble finding what I need. I thought something like an airhorn disguised as a bottle of oust or some other type of air freshener would be a decent prank. Put that baby in the men's room or other common area and wait. The problem is I'm having trouble finding such a product. I assumed that someone had to have thought of and marketed it but I can't find anything.

    Thinking I need to figure out how to do this on my own.
  44. angus

    angus Well-Known Member

    Would be difficult to do because the horn on top is what makes it loud.
  45. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint

    How much did you pay Liberace for that watch
  46. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis I Husk and I know things

    This is what I've found that looks closest to a can of air freshener. If I were to remove part of the horn on top do you think it would still make the desired sound while remaining unsuspicious? This seems more challenging that I originally anticipated.
  47. angus

    angus Well-Known Member

    It won't be nearly as loud but would still probably make someone crap their pants.
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  48. Rebelution

    Rebelution I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.

    I was wondering today why bicycle is pronounced with the y making an ic sound and not a long I sound (bi-sic-le, not bi-sigh-cle). It is a variation of the word cycle, which itself has a long I sound, and every other variation of the word also has a long I sound (motorcycle, unicycle, cyclist, cycling).
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  49. TC

    TC Cocks Not Glocks

    I like my watch. Are you a watch connosieur from the pic of your latest purchase thread
  50. friedskillet

    friedskillet It's not a lie if you believe it.

    Anyone familiar with the reverse sear method for cooking steaks?

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