REAL NIGGA SHIT FACEBOOK STATUS OF THE DAY

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Arkadin, Dec 24, 2009.

  1. Arkadin

    Arkadin The Russian Grim Reaper is here

  2. brahmanknight

    brahmanknight MC OG, UCF Knights, bacon, vodka, white wemminz

  3. cas

    cas Jabooty Football

  4. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 Feared by organizations up north

    Hold on, I speak jive:

    "I will be traveling to the coast tomorrow morn. I will then return to Jackson and attend a "night club" with my relations. While at this "night club" I will embibe of multiple spirits, perhaps to drunkeness. There will be much frivolity in Mississippi this Christmas. Do you understand?
  5. brahmanknight

    brahmanknight MC OG, UCF Knights, bacon, vodka, white wemminz

    :golfclap:
  6. Arkadin

    Arkadin The Russian Grim Reaper is here

  7. ckl22

    ckl22 New Member

    grown man real nigga shit
  8. clemsonvianj

    clemsonvianj New Member

    :golfclap:
  9. Tebow2Torres

    Tebow2Torres Guest

  10. STEVE HOLT!!!

    STEVE HOLT!!! ... and then there's a kiss, right?

    "Boo got shot"?
  11. Buff_Ruffnek

    Buff_Ruffnek POPE of RAPEZY

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  12. MooreAlabama

    MooreAlabama Surprisingly normal looking.

    I'm starting to think REAL NIGGAS use special keyboards. I'd have a hard time trying to type that poorly.
  13. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch

  14. Jpripper88

    Jpripper88 Chryst and Saban

    Agree Moore. It has got to take a ton of effort for the :w2d: to type that poorly.
  15. Buff_Ruffnek

    Buff_Ruffnek POPE of RAPEZY

    Oh but could you just see it when they try to plug it in.......
  16. brahmanknight

    brahmanknight MC OG, UCF Knights, bacon, vodka, white wemminz

    I hope someone has a youtube of the Boondocks episode with "Nigga Technology."
  17. BC Inabinet

    BC Inabinet footballisgreatsoccerisdumb.com

    One I LOL'd at the other day

    Derrick Miller dang Chris Henry frm da Bengals pastd away of a freak accident. . .1 day we here n da nxt we gn, goes 2 show life is 2 short deez days smh Seize Da Moment
  18. 514

    514 Director of Montgomery Tourism Bureau

    It's as American as apple pie and MILFs.
  19. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight aka the Negro Sebastian Shaw

    You ask I deliver

  20. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH

    when did you start speaking :w2d:?
  21. kentucky_dawg

    kentucky_dawg Fan of: Georgia :\

    Do you know what I am saying?

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  22. Dan Patrick

    Dan Patrick Fan of: Roll Tide and Vagina

    Excellent translation good sir, but if I may correct you on one thing. From my recent forays into the hiphop culture I believe "kushed up" refers to Kush, a type of marijuana popular with young black males in America today, not an alcoholic beverage as you suggest.
  23. MooreAlabama

    MooreAlabama Surprisingly normal looking.

    If I may, I believe you are both right. He is planning on being both drunk and high in the club.
  24. Dirty Ears Bill

    Dirty Ears Bill You bumped me on the wrong day, motherfucker.

    I believe the :w2d: was actually referencing both, "kushed" :leaf: , and inebriated ("ciroced", a brand of liquor) :beerchug: .
  25. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet

    nigga, cant even spell correctly. embarrassing to all us smart :w2d:'s out there
  26. MooreAlabama

    MooreAlabama Surprisingly normal looking.

    Yeah, I'm sure THAT's the problem. :smug:
  27. Long_John_Holmes

    Long_John_Holmes New Member

    I have a book of them I could post. I have to wait until I get back to my PC to take the screenshots (don't know how to on a Mac) though. I went to school with some swoogs.
  28. Arkadin

    Arkadin The Russian Grim Reaper is here

    TODAY'S ENTRY

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  29. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Billy likes to drink soda

    :ohnoes:
  30. 514

    514 Director of Montgomery Tourism Bureau

    Jive translations are some of the best posts on this entire board.
  31. Sam Elliott

    Sam Elliott Job title: Assistant Bouncer at the Double Deuce

    I just once want to be sitting at the computer with a person who types out statuses like that. White or black, I don't care, I just want to know how they come up with that shit. Especially the ones who are in college and we know are educated.

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