REAL NIGGA SHIT FACEBOOK STATUS OF THE DAY

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Arkadin, Dec 24, 2009.

  1. Arkadin

    Arkadin Doctors orders, go fuck yourself Donor

  2. brahmanknight

    brahmanknight MC OG, UCF Knights, bacon, vodka, white wemminz Donor

  3. Weedlord420

    Weedlord420 Jabooty Football TMB OG

  4. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here Donor

    Hold on, I speak jive:

    "I will be traveling to the coast tomorrow morn. I will then return to Jackson and attend a "night club" with my relations. While at this "night club" I will embibe of multiple spirits, perhaps to drunkeness. There will be much frivolity in Mississippi this Christmas. Do you understand?
     
  5. brahmanknight

    brahmanknight MC OG, UCF Knights, bacon, vodka, white wemminz Donor

    :golfclap:
     
  6. Arkadin

    Arkadin Doctors orders, go fuck yourself Donor

     
  7. ckl22

    ckl22 Member

    grown man real nigga shit
     
  8. clemsonvianj

    clemsonvianj Well-Known Member

    :golfclap:
     
  9. Tebow2Torres

    Tebow2Torres Guest

    ray foye?
     
  10. STEVE HOLT!!!

    STEVE HOLT!!! ... and then there's a kiss, right? Donor

    "Boo got shot"?
     
  11. Buff_Ruffnek

    Buff_Ruffnek POPE of RAPEZY

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  12. MA

    MA Surprisingly normal looking Donor TMB OG

    I'm starting to think REAL NIGGAS use special keyboards. I'd have a hard time trying to type that poorly.
     
  13. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch Donor

     
  14. Jpripper88

    Jpripper88 Chryst and Saban Donor TMB OG

    Agree Moore. It has got to take a ton of effort for the :w2d: to type that poorly.
     
  15. Buff_Ruffnek

    Buff_Ruffnek POPE of RAPEZY

    Oh but could you just see it when they try to plug it in.......
     
  16. brahmanknight

    brahmanknight MC OG, UCF Knights, bacon, vodka, white wemminz Donor

    I hope someone has a youtube of the Boondocks episode with "Nigga Technology."
     
  17. BC Inabinet

    BC Inabinet Well-Known Member

    One I LOL'd at the other day

    Derrick Miller dang Chris Henry frm da Bengals pastd away of a freak accident. . .1 day we here n da nxt we gn, goes 2 show life is 2 short deez days smh Seize Da Moment
     
  18. Wu

    Wu Bruh crackin' TMB OG

    It's as American as apple pie and MILFs.
     
  19. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight Dabo Swinney = God Donor

    You ask I deliver

     
  20. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH

    when did you start speaking :w2d:?
     
  21. kentucky_dawg

    kentucky_dawg Fan of: Georgia :\ Donor

    Do you know what I am saying?

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  22. Dan Patrick

    Dan Patrick Well-Known Member

    Excellent translation good sir, but if I may correct you on one thing. From my recent forays into the hiphop culture I believe "kushed up" refers to Kush, a type of marijuana popular with young black males in America today, not an alcoholic beverage as you suggest.
     
  23. MA

    MA Surprisingly normal looking Donor TMB OG

    If I may, I believe you are both right. He is planning on being both drunk and high in the club.
     
  24. Dirty Ears Bill

    Dirty Ears Bill I aint the mother fucker. Donor

    I believe the :w2d: was actually referencing both, "kushed" :leaf: , and inebriated ("ciroced", a brand of liquor) :beerchug: .
     
  25. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet Donor TMB OG

    nigga, cant even spell correctly. embarrassing to all us smart :w2d:'s out there
     
  26. MA

    MA Surprisingly normal looking Donor TMB OG

    Yeah, I'm sure THAT's the problem. :smug:
     
  27. Long_John_Holmes

    Long_John_Holmes Well-Known Member TMB OG

    I have a book of them I could post. I have to wait until I get back to my PC to take the screenshots (don't know how to on a Mac) though. I went to school with some swoogs.
     
  28. Arkadin

    Arkadin Doctors orders, go fuck yourself Donor

    TODAY'S ENTRY

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  29. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Fan of: Fan of Section Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    :ohnoes:
     
  30. Wu

    Wu Bruh crackin' TMB OG

    Jive translations are some of the best posts on this entire board.
     
  31. Sam Elliott

    Sam Elliott Job title: Assistant Bouncer at the Double Deuce

    I just once want to be sitting at the computer with a person who types out statuses like that. White or black, I don't care, I just want to know how they come up with that shit. Especially the ones who are in college and we know are educated.
     

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