Your Kansas City (?) Royals: Not Last

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  1. DirtBall

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    Hahahahahahaha that totally makes up for the sporting game.
     
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  2. DirtBall

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    So when I was in like 2nd grade I was the runner on 3rd that made that mistake. Ever since that day I've always wondered why anyone ever catches the ball when the infield fly is called.
     
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  3. joe-

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    Rex doing play-by-play by himself is the most outstanding thing
     
  4. Thrillhouse

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    Ryan must have really had to take a dump.
     
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    Was thinking he must of hit up skyline chilli for lunch
     
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  6. Andy Reocho

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  7. GoodForAnother

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  8. joe-

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    Wade Davis must have the hugest penis
     
  9. GoodForAnother

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    right? like, so big
     
  10. coffee

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    With this big a lead in the division, yeah, it kind of does. When the real games begin, Guthrie won't be a factor.
     
  11. joe-

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    I wasn't advocating to burn through the bullpen... just stating that gutherie is without a doubt one of the worst pitchers in baseball
     
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  12. DirtBall

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    So my dream playoff lineup, even though it won't happen.

    Gordo L
    Zobrist S
    Cain R
    Hos L
    Morales S
    Salvy R
    Esky R
    Moose L
    Dyson/Paulo platoon

    Maybe flip moose and Esky on Dyson days to avoid 3 L's.
     
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  13. oldberg

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  14. Thrillhouse

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    I'm curious as to why the game yesterday wasn't an afternoon game. On get away days they usually are. These guys get into Boston at 5am, probably get 3-4 hours sleep, and look pretty lifeless tonight. Not a big deal either way, but with no bullpen either, and a 14 game division lead, they have every reason to not give a shit tonight.
     
  15. joe-

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    It's only a two hour flight from Cincy to Boston, which wouldn't have been a huge deal if there wasn't a two hour rain delay and if that wasn't the slowest-played game in the history of baseball
     
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  16. kslim

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    Rios needs to just die already
     
  17. DirtBall

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    Sighhhh, why can't rios pull a hammy or something
     
  18. coffee

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    He'll pull a Zobrist when Gordo returns, fear not.
     
  19. joe-

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    gutherie pulled from rotation. medlen taking his place
     
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  20. kslim

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    This pleases me but jguts better be on the bench he speaks like 30 languages
     
  21. joe-

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    no roster have been announced so I doubt he's been DFA'd
     
  22. joe-

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    D'dFA? or DFA'd?
     
  23. kslim

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    Plus he will always get a pass from me with these os ain't royals shirt
     
  24. DirtBall

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    The organization loves Guthrie, I'm guessing he'll go to the bullpen and come pitch in blow outs or spot start if someone gets banged up.

    Also, happy Cueto Day everyone!!!
     
  25. Thrillhouse

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    Guthrie came in a trade for Jonathan Sanchez, who was complete and utter dogshit. Guthrie was not good, but he ate a lot of innings for us and came on a complete flyer. He also seems like a good dude on twitter, so I'll remember him in a positive light. If we have some blowouts in the future, hopefully he can eat those innings.
     
  26. DirtBall

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    Man, we've just been playing like dog shit these two games. Guess we'll blame it on that shitty travel schedule.
     
  27. JRodMK1

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    Guthrie is such a dilemma for me. Cool guy, easy to root for, the shoe collection... I really like the guy I just don't want him to pitch anymore

    We have looked like hell in Boston. We all know Cain is the man in CF but he looked kinda bad tonight. Still, it is hard for me to get too upset about any game right now because of the lead we have in the division. I no longer hang on every inning of every game.. and it is a very weird feeling, but I will take it.
     
  28. oldberg

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    wtf have we done against boston in the past 3 year? i'm fucked up at the moment so i can't look up anhting but as far back as i can remember we have sucked against them
     
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  29. Thrillhouse

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    we suck against boston always i dunno what to say yolo swag 420 blaze it basically
     
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  30. oldberg

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    smoke more
     
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  31. Thrillhouse

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    *Whoosh*
     
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  33. DirtBall

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    Did I hear right? We have to go up against another rookie pitcher tonight? Fuck, hopefully we avoid the sweep tomorrow.
     
  34. joe-

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    Hud just shit all over Physioc's world
     
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  35. oldberg

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    salvy <3
     
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  36. Andy Reocho

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    what'd he do? I mute the TV when he's calling a game
     
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  37. joe-

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    ortiz hit a foul off of his toe and physioc commented on it - hud then said something along the lines of:

    "let me explain that feeling since I know you've never done anything like that. go home and ask your wife where the hammer is since you've obviously never touched one and have her hit you in the foot with it"
     
  38. Andy Reocho

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    :laugh:

    I used to dislike Hud, but the last few years he's just turned to gold.
     
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  39. joe-

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    yes he's amazing now. he's worked with phys for years but his chemistry with lefvebre is so much better
     
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    ryan's sarcasm with huds goofiness is perfect
     
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  41. coffee

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    Ryan makes everyone better.
     
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  42. JRodMK1

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    I personally love Hud and Ryan. Sure, they're cheesy and sarcastic and all that, but they keep things light and aren't painfully boring (cough, Physioc, cough)
     
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  43. DirtBall

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    Listened to Ryan and Denny tonight and they were great. Can't stand hud and Phys. God Phys is unbearable and hud without Ryan hacking on him every other sentence can be just as bad.
     
  44. DirtBall

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    I was for sure they were going to luck their way into a save with those Infante and Zobrist plays.
     
  45. DirtBall

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    This is weird af, boston herald just reported that there is a moose loose @ Fenway park. Waiting for confirmation.
     
  46. football501

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    Quite an inning on Tazawa who they couldn't touch the other night
     
  47. joe-

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    This is why I don't trust Asians basically
     
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  48. DirtBall

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    Fuckin hud. "Can't believe they didn't call in a park ranger". Love it.
     
  49. oldberg

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  50. coffee

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    Good road trip, turns out.