Rub and Tugs

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by dave, Aug 2, 2011.

  1. Mo New Member

    Going to one later for the first time.

  2. Nelson New Member

  3. toddzo Aggies, Noles

    good for you
  4. OopsPowSurprise science

    hope you get arrested in a sting op
  5. The Nightman New Member

    dont we already have an asian massage parlor thread
  6. BudKilmer New Member

  7. Beowulf69 I can't swim but the fall will probably kill me

    congrats on paying someone to touch your wiener.
  8. Clown Baby Cowabunga, motherfuckers

    You're pathetic
  9. Football Mike Tight End ---> Wide Receiver

    thats what i thought too. but it turns out there's a tv show called happy ending.
  10. Xander Crews You people and your slight differences disgust me

    Too shy to find a girlfriend?
  11. Joe Carroll The artist formerly known as StinkyP1nky

  12. The Nightman New Member

    i specifically remember being creeped out by being linked to an entire forum based on massage parlor ratings/ general massage parlor prostitution information.
  13. inurfason Don't condescend me, man. I fuckin' kill ya, man

    Think it may have been Powe who linked that site.
  14. Fister Roboto He's learning

    Didnt realize the massage place at the mall did that..if they also have orange julius's im totally going
  15. 3NolesFan3 There's no cure for being a cunt

    At no point in my life would it be acceptable to ask the girl giving me a massage to tug on my dick. Skip that shit and just ask her to fuck.
  16. Mo New Member

    i dont see anything wrong with going once just for the hell of it
  17. Clown Baby Cowabunga, motherfuckers

    It's a slippery slope
  18. BMR I'm like Jessie in this bitch, I'm so excited.

    how do you even know the place you're going does it
  19. OopsPowSurprise science

    when you go there the code name is "full body waxing"
  20. Mo New Member

    just word of mouth pretty much
  21. 3NolesFan3 There's no cure for being a cunt

    I'm a member at Massage Envy so I cannot imagine somewhere with a high clientele doing something like this. Not to mention I fall asleep every single time. Can't imagine it going from her waking me up to her "Hey, I'm going to stroke your dick until it unleashes semen uncontrollably all over the room"
  22. Iron Mickey Ya like dags?

    Yeah and

  23. * J Y * TEXAS

    There are rub and tugs everywhere in Houston. There's a place where you can just skip the tug and fuck one, they call it getting your black belt.
  24. MJRuff01 New Member

    Everyone should experience this at least once.
  25. Clown Baby Cowabunga, motherfuckers

    What qualifies you to suggest such a thing
  26. Beowulf69 I can't swim but the fall will probably kill me

    paying for sex? no they should not. I see paying for sex like paying for parking, why pay? If I apply myself I can usually get it for free.
  27. BamaDrew New Member

  28. toomuchawesome You're a custom title.

  29. Clown Baby Cowabunga, motherfuckers

    2am huh?
  30. MJRuff01 New Member

    You saying you have never paid for parking. One could look at it the same way as going to a club in Vegas. Sure you can wait in line for an hour and get in, or you can just pay the doorman to go to the front of the line.

    Though IMO a HJ is not sex.
  31. Duke Buster New Member

    a handjob isn't sex?
  32. Babou ocelot

    This changes everything.
  33. CaneKnight Chickens are decent people

    Everyone pays for sex in some way shape or form.
  34. Clown Baby Cowabunga, motherfuckers

    MJRuff's massage experience

  35. Beowulf69 I can't swim but the fall will probably kill me

    It is once the nips make their first appearance.
  36. colonel_forbin New Member

    i wouldnt do it because no one gives me a better hand job than me.

    why pay for that?

    secondly, my friends just got back from europe and they fucked some strippers in amsterdam and said they were like 10's and they dont regret it at all. they said it was a little weird but when it came down to it in the moment they were just having sex with some really hot girls. did it cost money? sure. but at the same time its acceptable there while here it is much more taboo. like there its not against a nation's moral code or some shit.

    made me wonder what i would do.
  37. Clown Baby Cowabunga, motherfuckers

    fijis gonna fij
  38. Beowulf69 I can't swim but the fall will probably kill me

    Yeah, but still does not mean everyone should pick up a Hooker once. Have a one night stand if you want to fuck a stranger.
  39. Iron Mickey Ya like dags?

    yeah, I'm pretty confused by it as well. how much money are we talking about? sixty bones for a handy? one could bone a college girl for less than that with a few hours of time at a bar

    unless of course one is a knuckle-dragging slob with zero game
  40. BamaDrew New Member

    Fuck all yall saying you wouldn't do it. You say it cause you have not been given the opportunity. I was with some work people in Atlanta we went to strip club got way over served guy with us asks the cabbie where the closest spa is he takes us there. We walk in and they brought out a fucking lineup of really good looking Asians. I didn't fuck but I sure did pay the 160 bucks to let this one little big titted asian climb all over me while she sucked my dick till I got off. My boss says he did anal with one cause his wife wouldn't let him do it. Only time I've ever been and it was worth it. made for a fun and interesting night and definitely secured my job at the time but i'm not going out looking for these places.

    Oh and I'm border line alcoholic so by over served I mean blacked out drunk maybe more of a brown out cause I do remember parts.
  41. CaneKnight Chickens are decent people

    Not everyone is capable of this. I agree about though about the hooker thing cause I would never mess with a hooker.
  42. colonel_forbin New Member

    he's in the army
  43. BudKilmer New Member

    I mean what the fuck man
  44. Clown Baby Cowabunga, motherfuckers

    Mother fucker
  45. trial Not a new member

    Post more
  46. BudKilmer New Member

  47. dblplay1212 New Member

    And then... Roll Tide.
  48. wes tegg SHUT IT DOWN.

    Tucker Max?
  49. 1 Hound is my bitch

    sounds like a kind of night i would enjoy.

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