Rub and Tugs

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  1. Weebay

    Weebay Well-Known Member
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    Going to one later for the first time.

    Discuss
     
  2. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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  3. toddzo

    toddzo Aggies, Noles
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    good for you
     
  4. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise I'm drunk but this is ridiculous
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    hope you get arrested in a sting op
     
  5. The Nightman

    The Nightman Well-Known Member
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    dont we already have an asian massage parlor thread
     
  6. Fancy

    Fancy Here to row boats & lose games & I'm outta games
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    you discuss
     
  7. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    :roll:
     
  8. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    congrats on paying someone to touch your wiener.
     
  9. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby happy as an old hammer dog

    You're pathetic
     
  10. Aaron Hernandez

    Aaron Hernandez Championships since 2006: SEC - 8, Others - 2
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    thats what i thought too. but it turns out there's a tv show called happy ending.
     
  11. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Well-Known Member
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    Too shy to find a girlfriend?
     
  12. StinkusP1nkus

    StinkusP1nkus Trophy Points: 2,000,003
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  13. The Nightman

    The Nightman Well-Known Member
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    i specifically remember being creeped out by being linked to an entire forum based on massage parlor ratings/ general massage parlor prostitution information.
     
  14. inurfason

    inurfason Well-Known Member
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    Think it may have been Powe who linked that site.
     
  15. Cholly's Angels

    Cholly's Angels Well-Known Member
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    Didnt realize the massage place at the mall did that..if they also have orange julius's im totally going
     
  16. 3NolesFan3

    3NolesFan3 You're probably a cunt
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    At no point in my life would it be acceptable to ask the girl giving me a massage to tug on my dick. Skip that shit and just ask her to fuck.
     
  17. Weebay

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    i dont see anything wrong with going once just for the hell of it
     
  18. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby happy as an old hammer dog

    It's a slippery slope
     
  19. BMR

    BMR Buddy 4 Hugs
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    how do you even know the place you're going does it
     
  20. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise I'm drunk but this is ridiculous
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    when you go there the code name is "full body waxing"
     
  21. Weebay

    Weebay Well-Known Member
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    just word of mouth pretty much
     
  22. 3NolesFan3

    3NolesFan3 You're probably a cunt
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    I'm a member at Massage Envy so I cannot imagine somewhere with a high clientele doing something like this. Not to mention I fall asleep every single time. Can't imagine it going from her waking me up to her "Hey, I'm going to stroke your dick until it unleashes semen uncontrollably all over the room"
     
  23. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey face your fears, then cum on them
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    Yeah and

     
  24. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    There are rub and tugs everywhere in Houston. There's a place where you can just skip the tug and fuck one, they call it getting your black belt.
     
  25. MJRuff01

    MJRuff01 Well-Known Member

    Everyone should experience this at least once.
     
  26. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby happy as an old hammer dog

    What qualifies you to suggest such a thing
     
  27. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    paying for sex? no they should not. I see paying for sex like paying for parking, why pay? If I apply myself I can usually get it for free.
     
  28. BamaDrew

    BamaDrew Alabama, at least we aren't in Mississippi.

  29. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby happy as an old hammer dog

    2am huh?
     
  30. MJRuff01

    MJRuff01 Well-Known Member

    You saying you have never paid for parking. One could look at it the same way as going to a club in Vegas. Sure you can wait in line for an hour and get in, or you can just pay the doorman to go to the front of the line.

    Though IMO a HJ is not sex.
     
  31. Dairy Queen

    Dairy Queen Give me some good old lobotomy
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    a handjob isn't sex?
     
  32. Babou

    Babou ocelot
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    This changes everything.
     
  33. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight Fuck Donald Trump
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    Everyone pays for sex in some way shape or form.
     
  34. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby happy as an old hammer dog

  35. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    It is once the nips make their first appearance.
     
  36. colonel_forbin

    colonel_forbin Well-Known Member

    i wouldnt do it because no one gives me a better hand job than me.

    why pay for that?

    secondly, my friends just got back from europe and they fucked some strippers in amsterdam and said they were like 10's and they dont regret it at all. they said it was a little weird but when it came down to it in the moment they were just having sex with some really hot girls. did it cost money? sure. but at the same time its acceptable there while here it is much more taboo. like there its not against a nation's moral code or some shit.

    made me wonder what i would do.
     
  37. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby happy as an old hammer dog

    fijis gonna fij
     
  38. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Yeah, but still does not mean everyone should pick up a Hooker once. Have a one night stand if you want to fuck a stranger.
     
  39. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey face your fears, then cum on them
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    yeah, I'm pretty confused by it as well. how much money are we talking about? sixty bones for a handy? one could bone a college girl for less than that with a few hours of time at a bar

    unless of course one is a knuckle-dragging slob with zero game
     
  40. BamaDrew

    BamaDrew Alabama, at least we aren't in Mississippi.

    Fuck all yall saying you wouldn't do it. You say it cause you have not been given the opportunity. I was with some work people in Atlanta we went to strip club got way over served guy with us asks the cabbie where the closest spa is he takes us there. We walk in and they brought out a fucking lineup of really good looking Asians. I didn't fuck but I sure did pay the 160 bucks to let this one little big titted asian climb all over me while she sucked my dick till I got off. My boss says he did anal with one cause his wife wouldn't let him do it. Only time I've ever been and it was worth it. made for a fun and interesting night and definitely secured my job at the time but i'm not going out looking for these places.

    Oh and I'm border line alcoholic so by over served I mean blacked out drunk maybe more of a brown out cause I do remember parts.
     
  41. CaneKnight

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    Not everyone is capable of this. I agree about though about the hooker thing cause I would never mess with a hooker.
     
  42. colonel_forbin

    colonel_forbin Well-Known Member

    he's in the army
     
  43. BudKilmer

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    I mean what the fuck man
     
  44. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby happy as an old hammer dog

    Mother fucker
     
  45. trial

    trial Not a new member

    Post more
     
  46. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    :laugh:
     
  47. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    And then... Roll Tide.
     
  48. wes tegg

    wes tegg Going Bohling.
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    Tucker Max?
     
  49. 1

    1 Hound is my bitch
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    sounds like a kind of night i would enjoy.