Sara Jean Underwood Thread: Now featuring even more alien robit janebot

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  1. Big Meech

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    I will choose to ignore this pic as her face looks pretty fucked up
     
  2. IAHusk

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  3. indeed

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    See, she has/had of the most beautiful, from an ideal specimen perspective, female bodies of all time, especially before the boob job and all the face work, etc. I would bet that her body looks even more spectacular in person and up close and naked. But her face, I'll bet it really looks like that most of the time. Lots of makeup, touched up photos, and all that face work and odd poses and expressions are all a mask. You see her naked lying around without her makeup you say, yeah that shit is tight, about her body. But the face it disappoints and you are a little bummed that yet another fantasy bubble is popped. But you don't care because that's a hot fucking body in front of you.
     
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  4. indeed

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    I try not open this thread because it makes me sad. it reminds of what happens to everybody as they get old: General thickening and spreading of body tissue. Gravity.

    But on the bright side, the ass of Sara Jean underwood's youth is captured for all time for anyone to look at.
     
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    did not read
     
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    Gross
    -user indeed
     
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    I will never not be impressed by her body and that impeccable boob job
     
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    Good lord!
     
  24. THF

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    This is appropriate

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    Candace Bailey married an old dude and got knocked up. Sad
     
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  26. Big Meech

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    It appears she married a 35 yo. She's 33
     
  27. Bruce Wayne

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    I must've been thinking of someone else :idk:
     
  28. Karl Hungus

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    i read this as a trump tweet.
     
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    she was married. divorced in 2014.
     
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    thick in the right way
     
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    Feel real bad for all the husbands who took their wives out to that restaurant for a nice dinner.
     
  35. New user

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    This is less than a mile from where I live. Then she went out to a club in the same area. As close as I'll ever get
     
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    At those close distances my penis would have turned into a divining rod and led me right to her.

    Could have been sitting in church, wouldn't have mattered.
     
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  38. kslim

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    I mean fuck it why not go if you knew?
     
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  40. New user

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    Found out the next day. Plus I had to work the next day. Plus it was a club and would've been expensive as hell
     
  41. Tricky Gator

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    ive stood in that same spot with my dog...would have been better with some titties
     
  42. kslim

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    Right that why i said if you knew.
     
  43. John Blutarsky

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    Yes but your chance of banging her would've gone from 0% to 0% so you clearly missed out.
     
  44. 941Gator

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    She needs to stick with that photographer.
     
  45. Fudd

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    I was blocked from her Instagram because I told her to swallow her pride and get a job.

    She was making 3-4 sponsored posts or "paid shoutouts" a day.

    Will just fap to her pictures from here now.
     
  46. blind dog

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    i'm sure she really appreciated and valued your advice before blocking you.
     
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  47. IanBoyd

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    you were "that guy"

    don't be "that guy"