Sara Jean Underwood Thread: Now featuring even more alien robit janebot

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  1. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    I want to implant something in her bottom

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  2. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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  3. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    Compare the (pleasant) thickness of her thighs as well as her ass when trying to determine if they are implants or not.

    Those highways to heaven grew proportionally to the ass, therefor, it is my determination the whole lower package is the result of natural hard work.

    I work with foreign women who use their time off to head back to their "cone-tree" and get cosmetic work like ass implants done. What they come back with is a big bulbus ass that does look improved but attached to what now look like skinny chicken legs.
     
  4. IanBoyd

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  5. dump

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    I want to be that tree
     
  6. AIP

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  7. Barves2125

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    Ass is fatter than the backpack. And that backpack is fat.
     
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  8. dump

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  9. Barves2125

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    That rock has never been harder.
     
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  10. dump

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    Neither has my dick
     
  11. DirtBall

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    Holy perfection.
     
  12. bigred77

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    i seriously need to just stop opening this thread
     
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  13. blind dog

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    what a terrible idea
     
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  14. Shawn Hunter

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    So you gay now?
     
  15. IAHusk

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  16. IAHusk

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  17. Wellen Dowd

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    I'd poke her Mon, amirite? Eh? Eh?

    Ya know what I'm saying? "Poke" like with my Penus
     
  18. CoastalOrange

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    Hence why they made the CP to be 6969, because, you know, 69 with SJU would be great.
     
  19. IAHusk

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  20. dahldennsull

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  21. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    STOP WASTING WATER!
     
  22. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    I feel like there should be a nipple there
     
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  23. Shawn Hunter

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    Edited out for IG, probably. She needs to post the unedited ones to Twitter
     
  24. BlazingRebel

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  25. Barves2125

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  26. IAHusk

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  27. blind dog

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    dem back dimples :ohgosh:
     
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  28. IanBoyd

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    its like someone photoshopped a sloth face imprinted on her back

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  29. skiedfrillet

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    back dimples are like the best thing ever
     
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  30. DirtBall

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    Dat mt hood
     
  31. Where Eagles Dare

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    Snow or Cum?
     
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  32. bigred77

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    damn i swear that ass is getting better by the day
     
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  33. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    One of these days I am going to crack and end up posting a crude comment on one her IGs
     
  34. IAHusk

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  35. laxjoe

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    Oh holy butt
     
  36. Tony Perkis

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  37. spagett

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    0/10 thread

    She can't even pour water properly