Season 6 : TV Thread : Winter is here. Yet we're still Unsullied. No Spoilers

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  1. AptosDuck

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    Amen. They wear robes, wield fucking clubs, and have forehead tattoos for easy recognition. I don't care how many there are, kill them all and let The Seven sort them out.
     
  2. 47 straight

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    I enjoyed POWEs recap.
     
  3. Jack Parkman

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    Still laughing at that faggit Ollie trying to go all Hero and take on the Wildlings only to be tossed aside like a rodent
     
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  4. POWESHOW

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    I wouldn't mind Ollie getting raped and I hate John snow
     
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  5. dump

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    Ollie getting skinned by Ramsay
     
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  6. Braska

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    I don't always read fan theories about tv shows, but when I do, I read them at businessinsider.com
     
  7. BP

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    GoT is serious business.
     
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  8. POWESHOW

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    You're the biggest faggot on this board... but man this post gets my dick hard.
     
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  9. Charlie Conway

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    Unpopular opinion: Ollie gets way too much hate on this board.

    He's a kid that followed the opinion/orders of an (officer) much older and more experienced than Jon because Jon did something basically forbidden by the night's watch for 1000 years

    :justsayin:
     
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  10. Fidelio

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    Yea, but seriously. Fuck Ollie
     
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  11. Han Solo

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    Not to mention the Wildlings did kill his family too.

    That being said, Fuck Ollie.
     
  12. Pelican

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    Fuck Olly and his dead parents.
     
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  13. rickyrubio4life

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    How anyone could really hate Ollie is beyond me, and I certainly have an appropriately sized mancrush on Jon Snow. The kid basically had a face-to-face meeting with cannibal Nazis, so he probably isn't equipped to grasp the bigger picture of it all. He also clearly loved Jon and was being manipulated by the older Crows. This is classic TMB groupthink.
     
  14. dump

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    fucking Ollie sympathizers
     
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  15. letan

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    Fuck Ollie
     
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  16. False9

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    My terrible guess is that he banishes them north of the wall, so they can meet that which they do not believe in.

    "We shall meet again, brothers." Gate comes down behind them.
     
  17. Pelican

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    The noises Tormund makes when he's fighting are incredible.
     
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  18. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yar
     
  19. Pelican

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    Right now I feel like the Dany storyline might be the worst though it's trending in the right direction with the dragons being freed.
     
  20. Jack Parkman

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    I make the same right after I get my meal at Taco Bell
     
  21. rickyrubio4life

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    There is a Silent Hill movie on tv now. Jon Snow is doing like a Jersey accent or something. It's very troubling. I think Ned is in this movie, too.
     
  22. Fidelio

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    There's way too much sunlight
     
  23. AptosDuck

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    The little cunt killed some fine ginger snatch, so fuck him with a rusty pommel

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  24. 47 straight

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    Sean Bean dies
     
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  25. spagett

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    He has a punchable cunt face and he stabbed Jonny Snow... he gots ta go.
     
  26. BellottiBold

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    All of his "smiles" :laugh:
     
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  27. Leeds Raider

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    I've been team Fuck Ollie since he killed Ygritte, him stabbing Jon just confirmed my stance. Ollie sympathizers are the worst.
     
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  28. The Blackfish

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    Shut up Chollie
     
  29. ButchCassidy

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    Stupid twitter ruined the surprise for me.

    I figured jon would be brought back, but i really thought they'd drag it out. So glad it happened this early in the season
     
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  30. SugarShaun

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    Why would you be on Twitter if you hadn't watched GoT live?
     
  31. Crepeswithasmile

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    i'd buttfuck ollie's dead mom with his fathers corpse right on his front fucking lawn. fuck that little bastard he deserves everything he gets.
     
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  32. ButchCassidy

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    Cause 12 hours at work is pretty awful from 6p to 6a. Idk why assholes gotta tweet "John Snow!!!!"
     
  33. JC

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    As long as they were tweets about John Snow and not Jon Snow, I would think you were safe from any spoilers...
     
  34. DuckD

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    Because they are assholes. Doesn't mean you have to be checking out Twitter prior to watching something that could get spoiled.
     
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  35. Pelican

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  36. Sterling A

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    Spoilers for Episode 3:

    In Season 6, Episode 3, “Oathbreaker,” Bran will give us a glimpse into one of the most storied battles in Westerosi history: the Tower of Joy. Lyanna’s abduction triggered Robert’s Rebellion, a yearlong battle led by her betrothed Robert Baratheon to get her back — and to make the Targaryens pay for what they did.


    The bloodshed left House Targaryen nearly extinct. Toward the end of the war, Ned Stark, now Lord of Winterfell after the deaths of his father and older brother Brandon at the hands of the Mad King (King Aerys II Targaryen), along with six of his companions (including Meera’s father, Howland Reed), stormed Rhaegar Targaryen’s Tower of Joy in Dorne where, under Rhaegar’s orders, Lyanna was being guarded by three knights of the Kingsguard, including King Aerys’s legendary knight Ser Arthur Dayne.

    Lyanna died soon after Ned’s arrival in a room that smelled of “blood and roses.” However, upon her death she made her brother give a promise, the content of which remains unknown. Some fans believe that Jon Snow was born mere moments after this epic battle, the secret son of Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark — and the subject of Lyanna’s dying wish.

    Bran’s visions aren’t just a passage through fabled history and family memories; he’s filling in the gaps. Lyanna Stark’s story deserves to be told. Her legacy deserves to be remembered and cherished. She’s the key to unveiling Jon Snow’s true destiny.

    Right before Jon left to fulfill his duty in the Night’s Watch, Ned told him, “The next time we see each other, we’ll talk about your mother. I promise.” Ned never got to fulfill that promise. But thanks to Bran, we’ll get our answers — and Lyanna will finally get to rest in peace.

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  37. Coach Prison Mike

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    Probably not what happens but I assumed Hodor went Hodor after an accident sparring with the young lords.
     
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  38. Tug

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    This is probably most likely. Could also be part of the inspiration for Benjen to take the black
     
  39. skiedfrillet

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    i thought hodor became hodor bc he got kicked in the head by a horse
     
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  40. Papa

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    The only time we've seen Hodor show much emotion was when he freaked out in the windmill when they were hiding. The thunderstorm caused him to wig out until Bran warged into him. I'm going with struck by lightning for Hodor.
     
  41. lhprop1

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    More dragons need to be freed. We're two episodes into the season and we've only got to see one set of dragons (well, two technically I guess.)
     
  42. Coach Prison Mike

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    Wat
     
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  43. Pelican

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    Oh
     
  44. Tex

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    :dk:
     
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  45. Jack Parkman

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  46. Coach Prison Mike

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    Oh it's a tit joke I get it now
     
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  47. RSK

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    It's a wrap for Ollie. Beric Dondarrion said back in season 3 every time he comes back he loses a part of him. The show is going to show this effect happening with Jon by having him be uncharacteristically cruel with Ollie.
     
  48. 47 straight

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    It would be very GRRM to have him resurrected and get everyone jacked up, only to see Jon turn heel and becoming another mad king
     
  49. Hank Scorpio

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  50. The Fuck Lion

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    I sometimes read these theories and wonder if the actual story cannot possibly live up to the hype.

    Wonder what GRRM thinks.