Sister Checking On Dying Dad Catches Her Brother Banging Mom

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  1. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets Donor

    July 17, 2012
    Mother and Son Caught Having Sex By Sister Who Was Visiting Dying Father


    Ottawa, Canada (The Weekly Vice) - An unidentified 53-year-old woman
    and her 35-year-old son were sentenced to probation Thursday after
    they were allegedly caught having sex.

    According to prosecutors, an investigation began in May 2010 after the
    woman's daughter (who is the man's sister) arrived at her parent's
    apartment to check in on her dying father.

    At some point, prosecutors say, the daughter/sister peered through a
    window into the house and caught the sight of her mother having sex
    with her brother. The mother's skirt was hiked up around her waist,
    and it was evident that the pair had been drinking.

    When the daughter/sister tapped on the window, her brother froze in
    horror, realizing that he'd been caught. Moments later, he left the
    house without making eye contact with his sister. The mother acted as
    if nothing had taken place.

    "All my father ever wanted was to bring the family close together and
    die with the family he loved surrounding him," the daughter/sister
    stated during a court session impact statement. "I think about my
    father everyday and how much he loved my mom and it breaks my heart.
    It hurts knowing my that my family will never be the same."

    Both mother and son pleaded guilty to one count of incest. Both were
    sentenced to a year probation and ordered to attend alcohol and
    substance abuse counseling.

    Because the daughter/sister was a witness in the case, the names of
    the accused were not released to the public.
     
  2. George Costanza

    George Costanza It's not a lie if you believe it Donor

    Oh, they're close together...don't you worry dad
     
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  3. POWESHOW

    POWESHOW Social Critic Donor

    [​IMG]
     
  4. 2Poor

    2Poor Number one at the top of the humble list Donor

    No one has ever been drunk enough to make that seem like a good idea. These people are just freaks.
     
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  5. Merica

    Merica Please don't quote this. Donor

  6. BMR

    BMR Buddy 4 Hugs Donor

  7. bryix

    bryix The European Cannon is here Donor

    pics.
     
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  8. DannyO'brienIsOurSatan

    DannyO'brienIsOurSatan Formerly Canefin561

    Fucking Canada.
     
  9. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Flummoxed Staff Member Donor TMB OG

  10. 2Poor

    2Poor Number one at the top of the humble list Donor

    Just noticed they're Canadian. I hope enjj is staying the course and attending those classes.
     
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  11. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine Donor

  12. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine Donor

    Fuck you right in your stupid gay face
     
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  13. 34

    34 hug it out Donor TMB OG

    here for the icon and the incest
     
  14. Oracle of Omahawg

    Oracle of Omahawg Swine Flu Carrier Donor

    Had no idea Canada had Bama fans.
     
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  15. POWESHOW

    POWESHOW Social Critic Donor

    Do you guys see what I did with that picture? Technically the mission is accomplished BUT it's not at all how he wanted it to be accomplished... it's like what really happened with the Iraq war. Now shower me with likes.
     
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  16. AHebrewToo

    AHebrewToo Albino Hebrew Extraordinaire Donor

    Well, did he cum or what?
     
  17. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit. Donor TMB OG

  18. Merica

    Merica Please don't quote this. Donor

  19. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE Hello Donor TMB OG

    enjj was a better choice anyways
     
  20. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!" Donor TMB OG

    Gif usage score:

    USA - 10.0
    France - 10.0
    Great Britain - 10.0
    Russia -9.35
    Canada - 0.0
     
  21. Merica

    Merica Please don't quote this. Donor

    [​IMG]
     
  22. IV

    IV I'm often wrong, but occasionally correct Donor TMB OG

    This is deflection from the boner BMR has right now

    don't worry it's probably a fear boner
     
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  23. enjj

    enjj Well-Known Member Donor

    There's f'd up and then there's f'd up.
     
  24. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread. Donor

  25. BMR

    BMR Buddy 4 Hugs Donor

    Had to get the heat off me somehow :awesomeface:
     
  26. Houndster

    Houndster Ball don't lie Staff Member Donor

  27. Oracle of Omahawg

    Oracle of Omahawg Swine Flu Carrier Donor

    The sister just got pissed that her brother was two-timing her.
     
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  28. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes [Insert] for Heisman Donor

    What a great day for Canada, and of course, therefore, the rest of the world.
     
  29. Rainbow Brite

    Rainbow Brite I flare up like herpes. Donor

  30. Moxin24

    Moxin24 I love my 4 from Vicki Staff Member Donor

  31. Pawpride

    Pawpride Clemson

  32. Moxin24

    Moxin24 I love my 4 from Vicki Staff Member Donor

    Reminds me of the Reddit AMA with the guy who fucked his mom as a teenager.
     
  33. 2Poor

    2Poor Number one at the top of the humble list Donor

    [​IMG]
     
  34. Moxin24

    Moxin24 I love my 4 from Vicki Staff Member Donor

    Yeah I realized the sentence construction was confusing. But fuck it, school doesn't start until Tuesday.
     
  35. goose

    goose Hi Donor

  36. TLAU

    TLAU Dog Crew Donor

    How big of a cunt do u have to be to fucking turn them in for that? Go buy a cocktail of drugs and forget about it. You really did your father a service by publicly humiliating the family
     
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  37. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it. Donor

    i actually remember that as well. was a good read. rubbed many times to it
     
  38. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Use a banana as a telephone

    Sometimes death is only the second sweetest release
     
  39. Swt

    Swt Well-Known Member TMB OG

    Wait, that shit is illegal?
     
  40. Moxin24

    Moxin24 I love my 4 from Vicki Staff Member Donor

    Sort of surprised its still a crime if the woman can't conceive.
     
  41. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Flippin' heck Donor TMB OG

    Where is this boner of mine coming from? :ohdear:
     
  42. Swt

    Swt Well-Known Member TMB OG

    If abortions are legal I don't see why fucking mom shouldn't be.
     
  43. * J Y *

    * J Y * Sterlin Gilbert reattached my head Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    :roll:
     
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  44. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Flippin' heck Donor TMB OG

    I read the Reddit AMA. I'm quitting the internet.

    [​IMG]
     
  45. CocknBalls

    CocknBalls SCAR Tissue Donor TMB OG

    Why the fuck was the sister looking through the windows?

    enjj - Mark down another event where Canada took the bronze
     
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  46. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain Donor

    God damnit Flor... wait, this happened somewhere else?
     
  47. HawgGood

    HawgGood Me and my best girl.

    You fuckers better ease up or Canada might go on strike.
     
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  48. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo seducing tibetan pop stars

    Might as well cancel this thread.

    Merica posted everything that needed to posted anyway.
     
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  49. Big Meech

    Big Meech I like turtles Donor

  50. Waters  Muddy

    Waters Muddy Reading's for rich people. Donor

    Canada needs to get a little more progressive in their laws. I mean sheesh we are in the 21st century people.
     

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