Sister Checking On Dying Dad Catches Her Brother Banging Mom

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  1. buckwild

    buckwild BUMP

    July 17, 2012
    Mother and Son Caught Having Sex By Sister Who Was Visiting Dying Father


    Ottawa, Canada (The Weekly Vice) - An unidentified 53-year-old woman
    and her 35-year-old son were sentenced to probation Thursday after
    they were allegedly caught having sex.

    According to prosecutors, an investigation began in May 2010 after the
    woman's daughter (who is the man's sister) arrived at her parent's
    apartment to check in on her dying father.

    At some point, prosecutors say, the daughter/sister peered through a
    window into the house and caught the sight of her mother having sex
    with her brother. The mother's skirt was hiked up around her waist,
    and it was evident that the pair had been drinking.

    When the daughter/sister tapped on the window, her brother froze in
    horror, realizing that he'd been caught. Moments later, he left the
    house without making eye contact with his sister. The mother acted as
    if nothing had taken place.

    "All my father ever wanted was to bring the family close together and
    die with the family he loved surrounding him," the daughter/sister
    stated during a court session impact statement. "I think about my
    father everyday and how much he loved my mom and it breaks my heart.
    It hurts knowing my that my family will never be the same."

    Both mother and son pleaded guilty to one count of incest. Both were
    sentenced to a year probation and ordered to attend alcohol and
    substance abuse counseling.

    Because the daughter/sister was a witness in the case, the names of
    the accused were not released to the public.
  2. Orange & BOOM

    Orange & BOOM Overcoming the adversity on the field since 2011

    Oh, they're close together...don't you worry dad
    oldred, Baby Herschel, jorge and 4 others like this.
  3. POWESHOW

    POWESHOW Social Critic

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  4. ToPoor

    ToPoor Now officially GOUT

    No one has ever been drunk enough to make that seem like a good idea. These people are just freaks.
    jorge likes this.
  5. Merica

    Merica Quebecois was a cunt.

  6. BMR

    BMR I'm like Jessie in this bitch, I'm so excited.

  7. bryix

    bryix TRASH TRUCK

    pics.
    ma3polo and TDCD like this.
  8. DannyO'brienIsOurSatan

    DannyO'brienIsOurSatan Formerly Canefin561

  9. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Victim of the Rooney Rule

  10. ToPoor

    ToPoor Now officially GOUT

    Just noticed they're Canadian. I hope enjj is staying the course and attending those classes.
    ma3polo, NP13, dump and 8 others like this.
  11. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine

  12. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine

    Fuck you right in your stupid gay face
    lehmanspeed likes this.
  13. 34

    34 vitamins? water? repeat? NO THANKS

    here for the icon and the incest
  14. Oracle of Omahawg

    Oracle of Omahawg Swine Flu Carrier

    Had no idea Canada had Bama fans.
    Iron Mickey likes this.
  15. POWESHOW

    POWESHOW Social Critic

    Do you guys see what I did with that picture? Technically the mission is accomplished BUT it's not at all how he wanted it to be accomplished... it's like what really happened with the Iraq war. Now shower me with likes.
    ma3polo and Cornfed Buffalo like this.
  16. AHebrewToo

    AHebrewToo Albino Hebrew Extraordinaire

    Well, did he cum or what?
  17. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra Yeah, but how do you feel about Faulkner?

  18. Merica

    Merica Quebecois was a cunt.

  19. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE B⚠NNED

    enjj was a better choice anyways
  20. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"

    Gif usage score:

    USA - 10.0
    France - 10.0
    Great Britain - 10.0
    Russia -9.35
    Canada - 0.0
  21. Merica

    Merica Quebecois was a cunt.

    [​IMG]
  22. IV

    IV New Member

    This is deflection from the boner BMR has right now

    don't worry it's probably a fear boner
    Clown Baby likes this.
  23. enjj

    enjj New Member

    There's f'd up and then there's f'd up.
  24. Boom MFer!

    Boom MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.

  25. BMR

    BMR I'm like Jessie in this bitch, I'm so excited.

    Had to get the heat off me somehow :awesomeface:
  26. Houndster

    Houndster Ball don't lie Staff Member

  27. Oracle of Omahawg

    Oracle of Omahawg Swine Flu Carrier

    The sister just got pissed that her brother was two-timing her.
    Baby Herschel, ma3polo and bigpig like this.
  28. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes That cunt is always drinking and fucking

    What a great day for Canada, and of course, therefore, the rest of the world.
  29. Rainbow Brite

    Rainbow Brite Lurking in the Shadows

  30. Moxin24

    Moxin24 A Basketball School Since 2007

  31. Pawpride

    Pawpride Clemson

  32. Moxin24

    Moxin24 A Basketball School Since 2007

    Reminds me of the Reddit AMA with the guy who fucked his mom as a teenager.
  33. ToPoor

    ToPoor Now officially GOUT

    [​IMG]
  34. Moxin24

    Moxin24 A Basketball School Since 2007

    Yeah I realized the sentence construction was confusing. But fuck it, school doesn't start until Tuesday.
  35. goose

    goose The Shah

  36. TLAU

    TLAU ᕙ(`▽´)ᕗ

    How big of a cunt do u have to be to fucking turn them in for that? Go buy a cocktail of drugs and forget about it. You really did your father a service by publicly humiliating the family
    Baby Herschel and Shu like this.
  37. friedskillet

    friedskillet It's not a lie if you believe it.

    i actually remember that as well. was a good read. rubbed many times to it
  38. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby You black? I'm Ashton Kutcher

    Sometimes death is only the second sweetest release
  39. SWT

    SWT - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    Wait, that shit is illegal?
  40. Moxin24

    Moxin24 A Basketball School Since 2007

    Sort of surprised its still a crime if the woman can't conceive.
  41. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Fan of: hoofball, good hair, two-footed tackles

    Where is this boner of mine coming from? :ohdear:
  42. SWT

    SWT - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    If abortions are legal I don't see why fucking mom shouldn't be.
  43. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS

    :roll:
    ma3polo likes this.
  44. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Fan of: hoofball, good hair, two-footed tackles

    I read the Reddit AMA. I'm quitting the internet.

    [​IMG]
  45. CocknBalls

    CocknBalls New Member

    Why the fuck was the sister looking through the windows?

    enjj - Mark down another event where Canada took the bronze
    ma3polo likes this.
  46. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain

    God damnit Flor... wait, this happened somewhere else?
  47. HawgGood

    HawgGood Me and my best girl.

    You fuckers better ease up or Canada might go on strike.
    ma3polo likes this.
  48. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo laying in the galápagos eating tacos

    Might as well cancel this thread.

    Merica posted everything that needed to posted anyway.
    BornBurgh likes this.
  49. Jaime Casino

    Jaime Casino No Longer Representing Villains

  50. Waters  Muddy

    Waters Muddy Reading's for rich people.

    Canada needs to get a little more progressive in their laws. I mean sheesh we are in the 21st century people.

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