It's truly a delight. It's even better when they're all mad at each other over absolutely nothing/everything.
just try not to think about all the fucked up freaky shit you've done with your wife, who is your daughter's sexual role model
One of my best friends had a party in high school, an amateur WWE match breaks out between another friend and I, and he drives me backwards into an open bathroom and we cracked the base of the toilet. Fucker told his parents that I organized the party at his house and that he wasn't even there. His mom made me come over to get lectured for like an hour. I wasn't aware of his version of the story until after..
My daughter will be born next month and I look forward to contributing to this thread and continuing on with the Dad thread. Also, good luck with your herpes.
Just have my 15 year old son. Up until a month ago he hasn't really shown serious interest in girls, more interested in sports and playing xBox. Now teaching him how to treat all of your daughters.
Have 2 girls, want a boy, but damn i'd almost put any amount of money on it being another girl if we try again.
It's gotten pretty bad with Kendall lately, mood swings like a motherfucker. Sometimes she flips out on Meatball for no apparent reason
"Now I know you're gonna want to see if your whole hand can fit in there, but resist the urge because it'll pay off later."
I have 16 and 13 year old daughters, you fuckers don't even know what awaits you. GOOD FUCKING LUCK!!!
I'll give you 2 quick stories. When my 16 year old was 14 she was secretly "dating" a 17 year old she met on Instagram. She lied about hanging out with a friend and was hanging out with him a couple times. We're pretty sure she didn't have sex with him after reading thru their texts. She no longer has social media and pretty much spent a month grounded in her room. My 13 year old was just in a bunch of shit this week at school for saying her school Internet password too loud. Some little fucker overheard and sent some pretty crazy shit to all the teachers under my daughters account. He'll probably end up expelled and in juvenile detention when it's all said and done. No way a boy would be dumb enough to say his password loud enough for the whole class to hear. And the drama girls have. EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.
Brother just missed a bullet. Had his first son today, previously he had 2 girls that are now ages 5 and 3. He was sweating it out. I asked my sister-in-law, "How happy are the girls to have a little brother?" Her response, "Not as happy as dad."
There's no way I don't have a daughter. None. I only have 2 female cousins out of all of them and both of them have a brother so there's no way that I don't get one with karma being the bitch that she is. It'll probably be a downy as well. I've made a lot of downy jokes and laughed at a lot of downy stories.
same boat here. i would much rather keep the balance and maintain a family of 4 since its waaay easier to plan things... tickets to events typically sold in packages of even numbers, 1 parent per kid on rides at disneyland, no only-child or middle-child syndrome, etc. People always ask if we'll shoot for a boy but naaah, im good - i've done enough damage to femals & their feelings that I would bet the bank on me having a 3rd girl. Plus my 2 are night & day and drive us crazy. But hey at least I'm not like my friend - he has 4 girls and his wife wants another kid, likely a girl (she has 3 sisters and a bro). His girls ages range from 2 to 14... good thing he has a good job and can afford all these girls cuz his mexican wife will want a Quince (mexican sweet 16, but 15) for EACH ONE, very likely.
My brother has two girls and just found out this past tuesday that his wife is pregnant with another girl.
They've got so many damn ways to communicate it's crazy. My 16 year old is part of some group message that has 70 sophomore girls in it. I'm hoping she's not in one with 100 boys. And that's how they communicate, 2 hour delay? BAM post that shit in the group message.
Eh, at least she'll have super downy strength. They can tear your arms right off your body like a chimp.
I plan on forcing my two older ones to watch this and hopefully scare the shit out of them. Maybe it'll will it will do some good. The Internet Can Destroy Your Life Watch 00:30 Trailers The Internet Can Destroy Your Life It did for these people. The Internet Ruined My Life. Premieres March 9 at 10/9c.
And then fuck everything, because of the catholic school. Good luck with your daughters melt down at 19 when she has multiple stds.
This thread isnt as supportive as i hoped it would be. I think i will remove myself from the conversation and enjoy my girl's toddler years. See y'all in a decade.
Raise your daughter the right way and you'll have nothing to worry about. Most of the sluts I've encountered over the years are the way they are because they had "daddy issues". Cheers.
You're probably older, but girls in Catholic school are cool with anal, vag play, and oral now. It's not just an anal only party!
Every genuine slut or fucked up girl that I've ever known was that way because of their relationship with their father. You do the best you can with your kids and usually they will end up right.
Don't be so negative. Some girls have good relationships with their fathers and still end up being sluts.