So You Have A Daughter....

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Feb 11, 2016.

  1. Fran Tarkenton

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    I thought 6 seconds left. Why is he back?


    Him going on a bender and shutting down the Bama private board was one of the more pathetic things Ive seen.
     
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  2. Crepeswithasmile

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  3. Tony Ray Bans

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    had to go look up what "chomo" meant...

    Damn.
     
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  4. OopsPowSurprise

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    one of you new mods ban this idiot bertwing Lyrtch

    sorry for derailing the thread guys, keep on with the dad stories
     
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  5. Corch

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    Isn't he the one that started the underage girl thread?
     
  6. 00:06:00

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    Amazing that just a few sentences written on a computer screen can make you this angry. You should try aroma therapy
     
  7. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    have had this exact conversation with tandin

    We also both agreed it was 6 seconds
     
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  8. Crepeswithasmile

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    you really should try euthanasia therapy. i hear its a great high.
     
  9. Tobias

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    he's admitted before that he is living off his parent's money
    me and devine had the same convo and reached the same conclusion

    you are terrible six
     
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  10. Tony Ray Bans

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    Damn i never have offline conversations with TMB bros about how much 6 sucks :(
     
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    Reason why I asked was:

    I was baked as hell for one. I wondered what everyone's perception of a random poster is. Hell, we've been on here for like 8 years? We all know each other kinda well now.

    So I wondered, who's the most liked/most disliked poster on the board? dbl gets shit on in discussions but he's grown to be pretty liked by most of the board at this point. I proposed an anonymous system where you basically thumbs up or thumbs down a random poster, but that's flawed bc someone will just always thumbs down a poster no matter who they are.
     
  12. Tony Ray Bans

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    So kind of like Rep on the Coli?
     
  13. Lyrtch

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    At work so can't catch up but GoodForAnother
     
  14. OopsPowSurprise

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    No, I don't believe so isn't that a sum of everyone's posts getting dapped/negged? This is just a random one time vote based on their username

    6 seconds doesn't post all that often, but he's awful once you think of him. dbl's more of an idiot, but he's our idiot. farva's more of a crappy persona. but 6 really is just terrible in every way
     
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  15. OopsPowSurprise

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    he started talking about people's daughters' and was just creepy like he usually is
     
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  16. Tony Ray Bans

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    Ohhhhh gotcha gotcha. Yeah that makes sense. You could just round up your personal bottom 10 and make a poll thread. If there is someone worse, i am sure people would write it
     
  17. Tobias

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    it may be time to revive my "official tobias' bottom 5 worst posters" list only now it has to be rebranded as "the official tobias' bottom 4 worst posters after six seconds"
     
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  18. Lyrtch

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    Didn't we do a tournament for worst poster and Kyle won?
     
  19. 00:06:00

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    Im not the one who brought it up. In case you havent noticed, here's a thread dedicated to it somehow being funny. All I did was point out what a shitty parenting job it must take to a) have a child who doesnt know the difference, and b) come post on a mssg board about it.

    If that puts me in the wrong here, then so be it.
     
  20. OopsPowSurprise

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    Saying "let me know when she gets her pubes" or whatever was creepy as fuck
     
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  21. 00:06:00

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    That is not what I said. Arent you supposed to be a fucking lawyer or something? Seems like you would know by now getting the facts straight is the first order of business.

    What I said was a sarcastic addendum to the subject matter everyone seemed to be yucking it up to. Which I found to be quite pathetic, even for this board.
     
  22. HotMic

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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    Celemo is such a decent liked guy on here I don't think anyone thought much of his post. I have daughters and wouldn't share what he did but I am not as liked or easy going as he is. I've learned the hard way to keep my personal shit off here.

    I usually don't have shit against 6 but sometimes he goes of on weird rants. If he does have a drug problem that is fucked and I hope he gets clean. He helped me a lot with an upload of mine on a torrance site so he can be a swell guy if he wants.
     
  24. OopsPowSurprise

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    you're right, it was about leg hair. still creepy.

    the rest stands. i wouldn't have shared it but you had to draw a line in the sand. you don't have kids, why are you in this thread? looking for some spank bank material?
     
  25. 00:06:00

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    How do you know I dont have any kids? Look around. The first one you see could be mine.

    All that other stuff you said isnt the least bit relevant, cheap personal attacks echoing butthurt from the past.
     
  26. Tobias

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    haha congrats on the sex man. you're a badass
     
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  27. bertwing

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    Six has his pick from the trailer park
     
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  28. UncleJesse

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    She was really a... Nasty freak. She just loved to... Get down with... Sex all the time. It was like... Anytime of day... She was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty! And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"
     
  29. Jax Teller

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    Sorry guys. Six must have just got out of lockup and is venting because he was the prison bitch.
     
  30. OopsPowSurprise

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    I'm not butthurt. hell i can't remember what you've said on here but guessing from your references i'm guessing it was the same shit that you said earlier about me being a product of affirmative action

    oh boo hoo i got privilege
     
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  31. Jax Teller

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    Also, he doesn't need to be banned. Just take away his retarded porn board mod status so he can be put on ignore. I know that losing that will crush his soul, but the meth will get him through these trying times.
     
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  32. Jax Teller

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    He does like women that have 12 year old boy bodies.
     
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  34. bertwing

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    Six gets excited about leg hair, because literally the last time he had sex with a girl she only had one leg
     
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  35. 00:06:00

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    No she had two legs, but only one foot. Dont get it twisted
     
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  36. Beachy Toast

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  37. CF3234

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    My vote would be for Bo M'Fer just because he posts more often. Though he isn't pedo creepy
     
  38. 00:06:00

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    This thread revolves around a member's pre teen daughter who cant tell the difference between a shit stain and period blood...and apparently is quite curious about areolas.

    The entire board laughs.

    yet Im the one who's pedo creepy?
     
  39. Bo Pelinis

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    Yes
     
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  40. UncleJesse

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    Did you know he is a father?
     
  41. CF3234

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    Did you know he hates Jameis Winston?
     
  42. OopsPowSurprise

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    boo's a dweeb but he has a redeeming quality in that the man loves his family. plus he's actually contributed to this board

    6 doesn't have that
     
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  44. VaxRule

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    Wasn't 6 involved in outing cheely?
     
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  45. Corch

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    I probably wouldn't share what Celemo did but if you don't understand that it's a funny anecdote about the naivety of children growing up vs providing a detailed record of her puberty, you're a fucking moron.
     
  46. Daniel Ocean

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    Him and DDB
     
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  47. OopsPowSurprise

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    Yeah I've voiced my opinions on that before

    He should have been banned
     
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  48. fucktx

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    how can one person be so socially awkward
     
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