So You Have A Daughter....

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Feb 11, 2016.

  1. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Guess what? Vulcan butt!
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  2. bertwing

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    fwiw we can ban spammers, but it's not something we (or GFA) really want. I brought it up with Hoosier in the NBA thread.

    However, in one of the upcoming updates we should be able to threadban people, which will be nice.
     
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  3. Nelson

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  4. Nole0515

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    Can we thread ban him from all threads except ones involving naked amputees?
     
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    Hopefully he bans himself from living
     
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  6. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    oh okay, hopefully soon

    that was more about him outing cheely though
     
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  7. CF3234

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    I wanted the ability to temporarily thread ban him every time he gets whiny (which is 95% of his posts) so badly
     
  8. Kylebw1

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    I don't have a daughter but just dropping in to say my niece is one of my favorite people in the world and that all of you with daughters are extremely blessed. Didn't read what 6 wrote but if he's being creepy regarding anyone's daughter that's way too much.
     
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  9. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    no idea why you would want to ban the leader of tmb heat fans
     
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    Tweakers are a scary bunch, seems like that shit takes their brain to some dark and scary places.
     
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  11. Jax Teller

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    Just yank his mod status. I mean do we really need a mod on the porn board? There hasn't been a post there since Feb.
     
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  12. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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    Haha, you dont say!

    the entire board was licking it's chops during that whole fiasco too.

    Honestly Im trying to remember exactly where you and I fell out. Cannot put my finger on any one specific thing

    Also do not take this as a signof me trying to make nice, because you are and always will be a faggot among faggots
     
  13. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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    Keep posting you bird legged ghost white bald head mother fucker. Someone will actually acknowledge you one day.

    Guess i just did. Congrats!
     
  14. CF3234

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  15. Jax Teller

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    What the hell is he talking about? I'm not bald. Not yet anyways.
     
  16. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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    Prove it
     
  17. Jax Teller

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    My picture has already been posted.
     
  18. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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    I do not blame you one bit
     
  19. UncleJesse

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  20. Marbles

    Marbles Trudging the road to happy destiny
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    Hey now. Lets not go hating on one legged women. Me and peg are still really great friends.
     
  21. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    is her name peg because she is missing a leg and hypothetically could make use of a peg leg
     
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  22. bama1

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    I honestly forgot about this thread, if I would've remembered I would've posted questions pertaining to my daughter but now it's filled with creepy guys without children. Just weird.

    I take this thread to be a place to discuss Fatherly things with individuals who have daughters, not the celemo like-whore thread. Never knew his posts bothered anyone.

    Hope the dad thread doesn't get ran over like this.
     
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  23. Jax Teller

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    This thread was fine until 6 did his typical methed out drive by posting.
     
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  24. devine

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  25. Thoros of Beer

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    Have you met bro?
     
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  26. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Seems a tad harsh but whatevs...I use this thread as an outlet to share anecdotes about having a daughter...especially one entering into her pre-teen years. It can still be a place to discuss father/daughter things and I'll use a little more discretion about what I post. My daughter is the most precious thing in the universe to me. We share the same birthday, pretty much the same personality...and I'm trying to raise her much better than I was raised
     
  27. BiMaleStripper

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    sad meatball
     
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  28. bama1

    bama1 I like you
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    I wasn't saying that's how I view it, that's what 6 secs said. I view it as the other.
     
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  29. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    He's my best bro/partner in crime
     
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  30. Jax Teller

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    Not my daughter but my best friends youngest daughter. Ask her who lives in Harvest, AL and her instant answer is "Steve Harvey . Cracks me up.
     
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  31. BiMaleStripper

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    Which one are you tougher on?
     
  32. Celemo

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    I'm tougher on my son
    Mrs. Celemo is tougher on the daughter
     
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  33. BiMaleStripper

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    probably how it goes in most households.
     
  34. ramszoolander

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    Au contraire. We have three boys...my wife is hardest on...

    ...me

    and unfortunately that is not a penis joke
     
  35. BiMaleStripper

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    well yeah, you aren't her little boy
     
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  36. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    Last few pages were sad to read.

    OopsPowSurprise sorry you're now a faggot amongst faggots.
     
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  37. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    Definitely flew off the cuff my bad
     
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  38. Mitch Cumstein

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    I read it the way Celemo read it, too. But, props for expounding.

    In other news, my wife took the kids and my daughter's friends to universal today. home alone
     
  39. bama1

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    My daughter and wife have been in Tennessee since Thursday. Kinda enjoyed the extra room in the bed these past few nights but ready for them to be back.
     
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  40. Boar Skarloff

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    My wife is a week past her due date with our first daughter. I've never been so excited/worried about something in my life.
     
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  41. Mitch Cumstein

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    mazel tov
     
  42. bama1

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    How long are they going to let her go before inducing?
     
  43. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    Some in this thread would argue keeping her in there until she's at least 21 years old.
     
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  44. Arkadin

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    Did you just out yourself as in here for spank bank material oops
     
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  45. OopsPowSurprise

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    You've caught me

    Nah I was tagged by someone due to the thread derail
     
  46. Boar Skarloff

    Boar Skarloff Standin up fuckin in a hammock

    One week from tomorrow is the longest they'll go. They've scheduled her in for that morning (23rd) unless something happens between now and then.
     
  47. Han Solo

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    Will be joining this thread next week :ohshit:
     
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  48. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    Hope your daughter turns out better than your son did.
     
  49. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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  50. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin tough love makes better posters
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    This is going to be the worst part of having new mods. People like Oops don't know how to handle themselves and will just whine in every thread.